Should probably put these on just because I don't know I got hit in the face with a nerf gun yesterday so...
My eye's a little swollen.
Hey guys!!!
WhAt'S uUuPpPp?!?!?!?!
Ok stop that.
Sorry this light is like not good with glasses. Maybe I'll just take them off.
Well um, it's not that noticeable, but this eyes a little bit fat and swollen. Pray for me, let's hope I don't go blind.
Today, we're gonna be making the ultimate chap stick
Let me explain. Somebody either tweeted at me or commented somewhere that I should make a chapstick
That's like a combination of all my favorite chapsticks, and when I saw the comment
I was like that is f*cking genius. So today we're doing that. Let me lay out the game plan here
We're gonna go to Target. I'm gonna pick out a few of my favorite chapsticks
Maybe six... maybe five. Then I'm gonna come home
And I'm gonna basically remove all the chapstick from its packaging whatever and put it all of it into a bowl
Microwave i.t, mix it up and basically create my ideal chap stick. For some context, I f*cking love chapstick
I am a huge chapstick gal. Applying constantly. It's my Lord and Savior
I literally worship chapstick on the weekends like catch me on Sunday like literally like bowing down to f*cking Carmex
I love chapstick. It's what keeps me sane. It's what keeps me grounded
It's what gets me up in the morning, and it's what puts me to bed at night
It is my favorite thing of all time, okay? The thing is I like so many different chap sticks. I like a wide array
You know all these f*cking brands right? I like them all for different reasons
I thought it would be pretty f*cking genius to just mix them all together and make one master chap stick that is curated
specifically for me
I recommend you try this at home. If you're a chapstick brand out there
And you want to pay me to talk about your chapstick, just let me know fam
I'll do it for you, but you have to pay me a lot of money
*happy music*
*HAPPY MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
ooohhh
aahh
OH YEAH B*TCH
*Emma continues to dance and sing weirdly in car*
Coming to target two days before Christmas... not the best idea, not the best idea
*Emma continues to dance and sing weirdly in the car*
AAAAHHOOOHHH
WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF?
I'm back, and I have all of the things that I need
Let's discuss. First we have to start out with a little chapstick hall with explanation
First let's start out with chapstick brand classic cherry. You gotta stay true to your roots here
This is what I started with, this is what I started my journey with. it's just an OG fave a
It's just it's a cult classic
So this one will definitely be making its way in here. Next we have some Burt's Bees.Now Burt's Bees...
I use a lot
But I don't even actually like it that much because it's not as like goopy as I like
I really like goopy chapstick, but despite. We got some Burt's Bees here. You know what I still like it
It's just that it's not my fav, but it's like
Some Nivea. I love Nivea this one
I'm pretty sure smells like cake. Okay that it doesn't smell like cake that's disappointing
But Nivea is very moisturizing very fun
so we will also be putting that one in. What I noticed when I was there is that number one: chapstick is really expensive and
Number two: they don't have that many options, and it was really upsetting
But we have some Vaseline
I love Vaseline it's also a classic you can't go along with Vaseline this one's the one with cocoa butter so
Last but not least as you guys know I am a huge Carmack's b*tch
And this is the spread here
We have Carmex, Vaseline, Nivea, Burt's Bees and chapstick... NOT SPONS!!!! So let's just jump right into it
Let's just put it in this whole Nivea tube
F*cking love that. I'm already having too much fun. OH! YASS! This is something...
I've always wanted to do like being somebody who loves chapstick one of my goals in life has just been to like empty all of them...
Out and um I'm making my dreams come true right now, so that's very very exciting
I don't think I've ever finished the chapstick like ran out. I lose it before I can like run out
Oh my god, that's too much. That's way too much. So I have a few concerns...
Let me share them with you. My main concern is that because these are all different flavors that it'll kind of be a gross
Flavor when they're all combined
I'm especially worried about this cherry one because I know how cherry is. It's very
pungent you know and so I'm a little bit worried about
That because I feel like you know what if like it makes us all together
And it ends up smelling like you know I don't know pink diarrhea. I don't know what could happen oh
Okay, that's just not gonna work. Oh this cherry smells so good
I feel like it's it smells like cherry medicine, but it's so nostalgic that like it's just like fine cuz it's just vibes you know
I'm gonna use these two for the final packaging
I'm basically gonna refill this into these does that make sense? I really hope it does because I'm not I don't know
I just hope it does. Let's go warm this up in the microwave
Bye buddy, I think we're gonna do let's do 20 second intervals
I just warmed it for 20 seconds and nothing happened. Okay. We're gonna have to put in for longer
Do you know get I'm putting in for 60 this time. Hopefully. I don't burn it is that possible
I mean it probably is can't wait to finish filming this so I can go eat a snack
So
Everything's nice and melted
It's a little chunky, but I'm okay with that. Everything's good with a little chunky. Chunk in it. Let's smell it
That literally smells like burnt rubber like that's actually that smells like you know like what you like slam on the brakes really hard and
then you're like rubber like burns on the asphalt or whatever and it like makes marks on the road like skid marks or whatever and
Then afterwards there's a smell. That's what this thing smells like. Do you know what? I spent $20 on chapstick I spent f*cking
$20 on all this shit, so
I'm just gonna make it work, and I'm not gonna ditch this video. I'm not gonna
Just end it and act like this never happened even though. It's tempting and I kind of want to do that
Okay excited to be back a little bit concerned
But you know what it's fine because everything that's good in life always causes a little bit of concern in my right ladies
This is the fun part fill er up fam we get to fill up the frickin chapstick
Okay, this actually is not fun at all. It's not fun at all um okay. It truly smells like rubber
I don't know how that happened. I don't know what I did to deserve that I'm not happy about it
I'm not giving up quite yet, because I feel like there's so much potential for this to be overall a great creation
You know I'm not gonna give up on her
Okay, also, this is so oily like it's gonna. Take me years to get this all this oily off my hands
I'm gonna go put these in the fridge. I'll see you in like 30 minutes when they're
Frozen you know or not frozen, but like when they're like solidified and not melted anymore. Okay, bye fam
We're back
We have the chapstick my eyeballs have like a literal reaction while I was off-camera this I like the nerf gun
Affected eye got just super irritated and red
And it was just stinging so bad and then next thing I know I'm rubbing it
and then it just got worse and now I look like I'm crying or
Maybe I am crying, and I'm just trying to come up with an excuse you won't ever know um no. I'm just kidding
I'm not crying. I'm totally fine
I'm totally good. SMELL
As I said earlier it smells like gasoline it smells like literal gasoline burnt rubber tires gasoline
It smells like a f*cking race car f*cking park. It smells like a f*cking race track. But let's actually try it out. Oh
It's a little bit chunky. It kind of feels like you're rubbing sand on your lips for some reason
Which I'm not a fan of so this one is going straight in the trash
But this one no this sucks, too. It's just f*cking - it's chunky
This was such a f*cking fail. See - I'm having an issue here. This kind of looks like I have big boobs
Doesn't it. Maybe okay, maybe not I think no okay anyway well
I'm kind of having an issue because I used to be a DIY queen every time I try to do something like this I would
Like to succeed um lately that has not been the case also. Let me wipe off
I don't even want it on my lips. It's shitty. Oh those are going in the trash
I used to be a DIY Queen. I'm no longer a DIY Queen like that was a fucking fail
Don't do that at home. Do not do that at home. Just buy the chopsticks individually
No need to combine them all. I'm so sorry that this is what I'm giving you
I'm so sorry that this is the content that you're getting from me something that you can't even use
I'm just not meant for the DIY life
I need to give up I need to stop trying, but I always come back, and I'm like you know what this time
I'm gonna kill it this time. It's gonna be it's gonna be good this time, and it's never good. Also. I'm wearing pants
I promise I'm just wearing shorts with the turtleneck my mom turned up the heater to like 80 degrees in our apartment
So I had to improvise, but yeah anyway, I'll put my leg down, but that's it for today's video. I'm so sorry
I'm just so sorry about all of it. Yeah it's a fail. It was a fa- It was a big fat
Squishy fail, but I hope you had fun. I didn't have fun, but I love you. Bye