- Welcome back you beautiful people.
Yes, it's that time again of that month
where we bring in all those fails and bails.
Yes, where you people are trying
to perfect that skill of yours.
Let it be jumping, cornering, doing a drop,
or just going hellish high speeds down through the woods
and something pops out in front of you and you crack.
Yes, it's Fails and Bails of the month!
(whooshing)
Right, let's crack on with the first one.
(disgusted exclaiming)
Now this is David, look at this.
(deepened voice) Barrenless, treeless out there.
(normal voice) Nowhere to be seen.
Big jumps these are all new and- (claps)
You don't want to crash there!
Where has he gone?
Where'd he go?
David?
Is he- Are you all right?
Dave?
(distorted) Dave?
Dave?
(high pitched) David?
He's all right.
Dave, fu- dude that is a pretty nasty crash
it looks like, if there was a cliff there you would've gone
(whistles) see ya.
Whoa, let's watch that again, let's see.
Dave?
(echoes) Dave?
Ah yes Christian on a 2019 Cannondale now this bike
is a cool bike.
Now he's riding his local trails, yes he is (whistles)
cause it's beautiful.
It's nice, he's riding his local tracks.
Say he's going to hit the step up and I'm thinking
he's going to go over the bus.
Hang on a minute, what's going to happen?
(rock music)
(laughs)
How and why?
I did not expect that.
How did he just come out the corner and then go straight
into the back without even hitting the takeoff heat like-
(inhales sharply)
I'm glad he's wearing a full face that's all I can say.
Why not?
Let's replay that one.
Christian, thank you.
Next.
Holy (beep)
I am, no that is it I am not watching any more of them.
No, no, no, uh uh.
- [Cameraman] Holy (beep)!
- (laughs)
(gasps)
Oh my.
(dubstep music)
Finn, on a GT
sending at Woburn Sands in the UK this time.
I know this drop, this drop is massive, this drop is big.
This drop is not for the faint hearted.
And he cased the living daylights out of it.
I am, oh my, that is serious,
that is absolutely serious,
healing vibes to you dude cause uh,
he broke his collarbone on this one.
Poor guy.
But get back on the horse and try that again
but don't case that, don't case that jump.
Let's watch the replay again.
(dubstep music)
Whoa.
- [Rider] David!
- (laughs) This one sent in JD I like this one because
to be honest two mates on a trail is super fun.
You follow each other down a trail,
you're having so much fun and you're screaming
"Look, what?" Why did he stop, why, what did, what did.
Your poor mate hit the back of you and went over the bars
falling down the trail.
Come on!
I think we actually, I think we actually need
to make a video.
How to do a train, how to train with your mates.
Not like, fitness training, but like training
you know, down a trail.
Loads of people, cause you need it.
(train whistle)
There you need it.
- [Rider] David!
- (squeaky) David?
Maybe not.
All right, number six we've got Mirahishad.
I'm sorry I don't know how to say your name
but you're from Iran, you're riding out there and I am
I'm get- let's just stop, let's just stop right there.
In midair.
At this moment, he knew,
he,
over jumped.
(pained groan) Goolies!
Ow!
Oh my goodness me he was a captain going down with his ship.
He held on to dear life till' he hit that floor.
Now that's a big crash I am, I can feel your pain there
cause I have over jumped some jumps.
But not as big as that, I am so sorry.
And all your mates were like
"Oh my goodness me, what was going on"
Oh my gosh dude, maybe go a little bit slower next time.
He was on his giant glory, on a downhill bike,
getting bucked over the bars.
Bucked!
Pain, wow!
(classical music)
Drew.
- [Cameraman] Barrymore
- No.
K we've got Drew, look at this.
This is on his Yeti SB 130.
Super cool bike, out there in Texas in Dallas!
And look at this they're shooting some film.
Look, boom, straight up.
All the dust under there just wiping you out
just slipping under there like marbles in a tin
but look at that we're all happy we're all having a laugh
and he is not hurt.
They're all throwing the thumbs up and giving us the horns
to say he's cool.
- [Cameraman] Yes!
- Nice!
Roost mate, we need more roost!
Next.
We've got Robert.
Now he's at his local woods this is Woburn Trails.
Now, not Woburn Trails in the United Kingdom
but Woburn Trails out there in the United States.
This chap there is riding through the woods,
look how smooth, look how fast it is.
And POV is a great way to catch the unknown
cause you don't know what's going to pop up in front of you
just like that!
How close was he to that tree?
He jumped off of it and he was going straight for the tree
it's like tree moved into the trail.
I blame the tree.
I don't blame your skills, I blame the tree
cause the tree is you know, it grew legs
and walked in front of you.
He just put down his helmet, look at it he's,
he's a bit shocked, he's a bit dusty,
it's a bit loose out there.
Now Robert I hope you're all right you look all right.
Thanks for sending it in.
Pesky trees.
We can't life without them though.
Okay before we start to play this next one,
Brandon thank you very much for sending this in,
and yes it is a BMX track again, where speed is your friend.
There's massive gaps which are challenging,
which you feel like you need a lot of speed to clear.
It's a good place to learn your jumping skills as well
and learn how to control yourself in high speeds,
which wasn't the case for Brandon.
(somber music)
He didn't have enough speed for that,
he, it clearly (laughs)
it looks like that's probably the biggest case ever.
You going to need not just one lawyer but two
cause you've got a front wheel
and your rear wheel needs one.
He does say after attempting this
he had bruised swollen genitals, lower abdomen muscles,
shoulders, and pride were lost.
I do feel the pain for the genitals mate.
Because you did case the bajeezus out of them.
(dramatic music)
That's the end of Fails And Bails this month and yes,
the winner of the whole thing gets a jersey
and some pair of shorts, a whole kit combo
cause you probably ruined your kit from that crash.
And I'm going to give it to,
I'm going to give it to (fingers tapping)
I'm going to give it to Robert! (air horn)
Robert! Well done!
The guy that went on his own trail, like POV
and that tree just fired out in front of him.
It wasn't your fault mate that tree moved, you.
That tree moved, and you hit it.
Well done, we'll try and get involved,
we'll try to get ahold of you and we're going to send out
a jersey and a pair of shorts to just go to you.
Well done.
Thank you very much for all those beautiful
fails and bails that you send in.
If you want to get involved
and you have actually got a friend that, you know.
We don't like to laugh at him
but it does happen to the best of us.
Send it to our upload and get involved
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