new jokes are the most intoxicating
thing if you have a new joke that
crushes
it is the best feeling on earth when you
were a young guy jay
because i drove with you every night and
hung with you when you were working out
material
i remember you tried six seven eight
bits every night you spend all day going
is this funny is this is this i gotta
here's a new bit
am i right is this one funny you know
how they say everything
tastes like chicken do you have a
rattlesnake what's that tastes like
chicken you have a rabbit tastes like
chicken
you know the only thing doesn't taste
like chicken eggs
wines but it doesn't quite work there's
probably no better feeling
than doing new material the best feeling
in the world is when a new joke works
that is an
orgasm of comedy that is the that's all
you're trying to achieve that's all
you're trying to
chase is that first laugh of the first
time you said it
and then after that it diminishes every
comic is
an observationalist you know you're
always watching and absorbing
i'm an older dad here i am having a kid
at my age and all my friends
they're already sending their kids off
to to rehab actually
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i was writing jokes from borch belt
comics would they would
give me back every joke that i thought
was killer because the jokes were about
me
so i went you know enough of this go on
stage and talk about yourself
and i've been doing that for almost 49
years now the second you stop
writing they're not going to come back
they'll give you one time back through
second time through it's like i did kind
of the same stuff
third time it's less and by the
past that no one's coming you're using
the room for its purpose
if you try to throw more new stuff out
there i throw my
jokes that aren't gonna work in the
middle and then i so i try to get them
going
try the new stuff and then try to end so
they're at least getting a show
when rogan is up and he's destroying
and you're after him it's hard to put
yourself out there and
take a risk i saw something disgraceful
yesterday i saw my first asian homeless
guy what the
what a disgrace
it was at starbucks he was working there
to us that's homeless
the audience doesn't know i'm trying
stuff out i don't tell them hey guys
i don't bring up my piece of paper
you