[Music]
[Shayne] Hi, uh...
[Shayne] What is your chicken seasoned with? [Kimmy] Oh, it's the blend of 11 different herbs and spices, but it's really kind of a secret,
[Kimmy] so I can't really reveal... [Shayne] Is it salt?
[Kimmy] Dammit!
[Shayne] Every KFC Ever
[Ian] America asked and we delivered. Y'all liked how crispy our extra crispy chicken is. So we're bringing you something new!
[Ian] The Crispy Fried Batter Bucket! *licks his mouth* [Ian] You might be thinking to yourself, "But Colonel, there ain't no chicken in this here bucket!",
[Ian] and while that's technically true,
[Ian] don't you worry now because we promise we are committed to brutally kill a chicken for every bucket we sell.
[Ian] It's finger-lickin' good! *licks his fingers*
[Ian] MMMMMM!
[Courtney] Hi, can I get the famous bowl - extra famous.
[Music]
[Ian] Why are there so many KFC Taco Bells? [Damien] I know right? It's like so random.
[Courtney] Not really, I mean tacos are the chickens of the burger world, so...
[Courtney] And, chickens are like the tacos of the animal kingdom, so... [Ian and Damien] What?
[Courney] Actually, it's just a corporate ploy to save two dying brands and carry less overhead. [Ian] Haha, tight. [Damien] Can I get a fried chicken taco?
*Squishes them together*
[Courtney] All comes out the same end anyways, am I right boys? [Ian] Yeah! Our feet!
[Courtney] *sighs*
[Ian] Mmm! Smells like chicken murder.
[Courtney] Some places only pick the best chickens to serve...
[Courtney] but we believe those chickens deserve to live, which is why we only make our chicken out of the worst chickens in the world.
[Ominous Music]
[Damien] Hey! Cluck-you!
[Courtney] They're finger-lickin' good!
[Shayne] *Clucks like a chicken*
[Ian] Also, why is KFC's mascot a colonel? [Damien] Oh, yeah, like, what war did he fight in? The burger wars?
[Ian] Hahahah... [Courtney] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Courtney] You watch your mouth! He was an American hero! Got a purple heart for bravery in the great Kentucky chicken war of 1645!
[Courtney] CHANGED THE METHODS OF KENTUCKY FRIED WARFARE! SINGLE-HANDEDLY KILLED HUNDREDS OF NAZIS WITH A SINGLE BLADE!
[Courtney] AND NOTHING BUT A BULLET PROOF VEST FOR HIS LITTLE TOUCHE!
[Colonel Shayne] Woah got me in the butt! That's all right!
[Courtney] And saved an entire chicken coop... [Colonel Shayne] Come on boys ! Time to fly this coop! You're free!
[Colonel Shayne] WOOOOOOOO!
*Silence*
[Ian] But then...
[Ian] afterwards he cooked and ate all the chickens, right? [Courtney] Oh, yeah! As quickly as possible. [Damien] Wait, how were there Nazis in 1645?
[Courtney] I use their buckets as a laundry basket.
[Shayne] Hey, what does KFC even stand for?
[Kimmy] Kidney Failure Capital!
[Colonel Kimmey] Actually, it's Kisses From Colonel!
[Damien] Wrong! It stands for Killing Fictitious Children! [Ian] You're all wrong! It stands for Kinky Foot Cuddles...
[Courtney] Come on, guys! It's Keep F*cking the Chicken y'all!
[Everybody] Ohhhhhhhhh, yeah....
[Courtney] There you go, there you go.
[Shayne] Boy I'm feeling greasy after that.
[Commercial] *Sizzlin' chicken*
*Fly buzzing*
*Crispy crunch*
[Ian] *Sighs*
*Everyone having a good time*
*Fly buzzing*
[Ian] HUHHH, HUHHHHH, HAHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Shayne] I'd like to double down please.
[Damien] You know what man, this is actually not that bad. [Ian] Yeah...
[Kimmy] *Makes slurping sound* [Ian] Ohhhhhh...
[Kimmy] It's finger-lickin' good!
[Kimmy] You gonna take another bite?
[Ian] ...Not right now... [Kimmy] Okay...
[Shayne] Why, why would you lie? [Kimmy] That's how I was gonna get the job... they said, "Lie Harry, lie..." [Shayne] I mean, I just knew it was salt, uh eh, it was obviously salt...
[Kimmy] My iguana died today and... [Shayne] Your iguana died? [Kimmy] Yeah! [Shayne] Oh, wow, I did- [Kimmy] Rufus!
[Ian] The Crispy Fried Batter Bucket!
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[Courtney] Finger lickin' good!
[Ian] It's finger lickin' good mother f*ckers!
[Courtney] The're finger f*cking-licking good.
[Shayne] Uh, I think I'm gonna go get Carl's jr... [Colonel Kimmy] I'll go with you...
[Damien] I'm gonna lock the door... [Shayne] What? [Ian] I'm gonna go lube your feet. [Shayne] How many employees do you guys have? [Damien] Oh, we're not open.
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