What?
[audience laughing]
Schwoz? Is that you?
No, I'm just a dream.
Yes, a dream about a nice Italian plumber,
So you go back to sleep and you just dream about...
[yelling]
Schwoz, line four, got a cliffhanger.
[audience laughing]
Welcome to the Captain Man hold line.
My name is... Schwan.
Schwan!
This cliff is the worst!
Repeat! Internet down! Please proceed to panic!
Who hacked into the Internet? I was taking a violent shower.
I turned it off.
but I can't download water without the Internet.
Now turn it back on!
All right, easy.
Internet back on.
[beeping]
Hey, have you seen my... Schwoz!?
[audience laughing]
Ray told you not to eat the worms!
You already bashed my pants.
Now let's let me enjoy my worms.
My plant!
For the last time, Schwoz, it's not a plant. It's a...
[groaning]
Yeah! Come on buddy.
[groaning]
Come on Schwoz!
[groaning]
[yelling]
Yeah!
Go get it Captain Monsty.
[groaning]
[loudly snoring]
Poor guy got absolutely no sleep last night.
How come?
I have this theory
that I say genius things when I talk to my sleep.
So, I made him stand next to my bed all night
and write everything down.
Anything good?
Only thing I said was...
"Taco Wednesday".
Man we are so in tune right now!
♪ In tune! ♪
♪ I'm too tender rub The spice on me ♪
♪ 'Cause everybody's Got their own degree ♪
♪ But I just want you, want You don't you want me? ♪
[oldies music playing]
[classical music playing]
[dramatic piano music playing]
[yelling]
You got me!
Okay, laundry all done.
Thanks, Schwoz.
I left a little present in the pocket
of one of your pairs of jeans.
Ah, thanks.
What is it like? A like a little piece of candy.
All I will say is, it's alive.
What? Seriously? No, seriously?
It was nice to see you. I love the thing.
- Hey. - Hey.
[audience laughing]
Schwoz!
Yes?
[yelling]
Can you paint faces?
- Yes. Yes. - For free?
We need you at the Beam Dungeon tomorrow night.
Okay. [beeping]
Look what I made.
[audience laughing]
Uh, what is that?
I call it a breezier.
You can use it if there are strong winds.
Oh, is this about that tornado that's headed towards Swellview?
Yeah, see if a wind grabs you and lifts you off the ground,
you can use these controls to turn yourself and navigoot.
Navigoot?
I think he means navigate.
Navi gate .
[audience laughing]
[screaming]
[audience laughing]
[coughing]
[audience laughing]
[sniffing]
Do I smell lobster balls?
[audience laughing]
Would anyone like a nacho tower?
Nacho tower!
[dinging]
[audience laughing]
Woah! Nacho tower!
So get this. We're trying to capture
this illegal pig farmer, but he sees us coming.
So he takes off running.
I was gonna zap him, but I was worried I might
hit one of the pigs by mistake.
Yeah. We don't want anything bad to happen to a pig.
[incomprehensibly mumbling]
What happened to you guys?
[all bickering]
Okay, hang on. I'm recording a promo for my Schwozcast.
Schwabba-Schwabba the Shwozcast,
brought to you by Friedels.
Friedels, put them in your mouth. Boka-boka.
[loud club music playing]
You can take the churro
when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
[yelling]
What are you doing?
[screaming]
Enjoy your churro!
[spitting]
Ew!
I'm going to get some lemonade. You want some?
- Sure. - Be right back.
[distant crowd applauding]
♪ Lookie, lookie here girl Lookie here girl ♪
♪ You know you looking fine ♪
One lemonade for...
Schwoz!
Are you kidding me?
One, two... You can do it.
I know it's hard but don't give up.
Uh, we just started, like, five minutes ago.
You've got to push through the pain!
Nothing about this is painful.
- Except for watching you. - Yeah.
Life begins where your comfort zone ends!
Are you even listening to us?
Teach a man to fish and he'll ski for a lifetime.
All right, he's lost it.
Get the oxygen.
No, no, no.
There's no room for oxygen breaks in Schwozercise.
You've taken two oxygen breaks already.
And I hate myself for it!
[audience laughing]
[laughing]
I will not see that coming.
[audience laughing]
[spitting]
[audience laughing]
I did not see that coming.
Good news people! The Man's Nest bounced off the satellite
and we're hurtling straight back to Earth!
- Yes! - Yeah!
- All right. - Schwoz?
Yeah? [audience laughing]
How are we going to stop?
[audience laughing]
Eh...
What?!
So now we're headed straight for Earth
at a Brazilian miles per hour,
with no way to stop us?
Two Brazillian, maybe.
[yelling] Are you serious?
And the only one who could withstand them was Beif.
Jinkies, this is terrible.
[all bickering]
[shooshing]
[all bickering]
Schwoz! Schwoz you gotta help us, you...
Are you reading to Ray in his sleep?
Yeah, he told me I have to keep reading "Veins of Beif" to him
even if he's sleeping.
So he can make it through the screening for
Better People Who Actually Read The Book First.
Woah...
I'm so tired.
[yelling]
Sorry.
[audience laughing]
Where have you been all night?
Fighting crime.
[mumbling]
Super Jax.
[audience laughing]
♪ Never, I'm gonna let Your love come down ♪
♪ Let's keep it together ♪