All right, I want to talk about something
that made a lot of people scratch their heads,
me kissing a man.
[LAUGHTER]
People freaked out.
Recently, Howard Stern was here.
And we shared a passionate kiss.
At least it looked like that.
If you watch closely, you'll see what really happened.
When is the last time you kissed a guy?
Like this, I mean.
Like--
Romantic.
Wait, wait, how are we going to kiss?
Listen, just brace yourself.
Here we go.
Hold it.
[APPLAUSE]
Wait a sec.
I think there was tongue.
Argh.
Yeah.
See?
That's-- you never know.
That's my body double.
That's Ross.
He does all of my onscreen kissing.
And, sometimes, off screen.
Don't tell Portia.