*laughs* Wait, what's that?!
-(PD): Hi guys! -Hi!
-Hello! -Hilo.
Hiii!
(PD) Do you know what we're doing today?
*laughs*
I know already! I know already!
Oh, my god, did y'all like
dig through twitter?
-Wait, noo! -Oh, nooo!
*laughs*
Damn ****.
Damn stupid!
I don't even remember tweeting this.
Okay so it goes, "Oh my fellow police brothers",
"I left two boxes of pepero goodness
in the police car, please don't take
it if not I charge you."
If I remember correctly, this was when I was serving N.S.
So I was a policeman back then, and
my vocation was MPCO whereby
you were in the police car, patrolling and
tending to cases and messages.
To this day, I don't even remember if I managed to get it back or not.
If y'all eat that right,
you're thieves!
Still eh, even though 6 years, haven't expire.
According to the penal code.
Give me back! *laughs*
Penal code.
*intense laughter*
Oh no! Oh, no, Jes!
Okay, this is a question from someone
-lah, I don't even know. -Ahh. So the person ask,
"Do you think you will look sexy in a bikini?"
Then your reply was?
*laughs* So sexy that I might burn
-whoever that look at me. -*Fauzi loosing it*
So do you still agree with this thought that you would
-be so sexy that you would burn whoever? -Yes, of course man.
I think even better now.
*Fauzi making siren noises*
With the body I have.
*Fauzi siren noises part 2*
I'm just kidding.
*laughter*
Wow, that's damn gross.
You know who's the actor Nat Ho?
Nathaniel Ho?
The singing?
Yeah, he got sing.
-The electric one? -Ye- Huh?
Eh sorry, Nathan Hartono!
"Nat Ho just smiled and held open the door
for me, okay, I'm 50% less sad now."
*Laughter*
So usually all my colleagues will say
"Wah, today I went for lunch, then I saw
Desmond Tan. Wah today I went for lunch
then I saw Alvin Ng, wah, he's so handsome."
But then all the ones that I see is all the...
-The lao xiao (older people). -The lao jiao.
All the senior ones. So
you know I'm very excited I want to see all the
handsome, young actors.
But, yeah I think this was the best that happened for me,
Nat Ho opened the door for me, then I was like "Ohh".
Walao! Why you always choose this
kind!
Life's getting better.
Semi colon.
There are so many short hair chio bus (pretty girls)
wandering around these days. *laughter*
Ahhh!
I have to say that I am quite
vocal about the fact that I like
-girls with short hair. Right? -Yep.
You know, if there were short hair chiobus around I
guess life would be better.
*Laughs* Oh, my god I love this eh.
I really damn peggro (passive aggressive) eh.
I everything I see also gotta tweet.
Basically the tweet says,
"I know you're pregnant and all but licking your husband in a
crowded train is really gross. #PregnancyHormones
#AintNobodyGotTimeForThat"
-Okay this hashtag was trending at the time. -Yes! It was.
Ain't nobody got time for that was really a thing.
Wah, but this one I remember very clearly.
I was standing there at the corner
right, and then the couple was obviously sitting by the
the chair beside me, in that sense, and they were making out.
Like legit, like making out.
I was a bit shooketh.
-Take it to your room. -Somemore pregnant!
-Yeah lorh. -How many times you wanna insert your
your... *ahem*
So the tweets read:
Uh, "Y'all are *******
*Laughter* It really starts great.
What's with the dress color thing I'm lost,
it's obviously gold and white."
Ohhh!
-Back then there was a... Not say trend lah. -Blue and black.
The very debatable post about whether a dress was
Blue and black or
Gold and white. So, from this
tweet, definitely I think I saw
-gold and white, but shortly after, -And then?
Ah, I tweeted,
a more calm one.
"Okay, managed to see the dress
as blue and black, now I am at peace."
Can tell from the lack of profanities that
you acquired nirvana.
Inner peace.
But I saw blue and black.
*Nirvana lost*
*Laughter*
*Nirvana really lost*
*Laughter*
So I went on a family trip to Taiwan and
we went to
one of the farms, so my mom
said "Go and feed the lamb,
go and feed the lamb, I take a photo for you."
This happened.
*Laughter*
Then the caption is
"You're in my personal space".
All capital letters.
I see.
Oh, my god, we try, you be the lamb, I be you.
"Oops." *Laughter*
"My apple just dropped in a bin
filled Assam gravy
and I picked it up and eat it.
3 second rule still applies right?"
It's 7 years ago and I
can say that I have not changed.
Still fresh.
-I hope so!
What- I don't know how y'all are finding all this but
damnnnn cringe! Okay, okay.
"I fell in love the way you fall asleep.
Slowly, and then all at once."
So clearly,
clearly at that point of time you must have had
-someone in your life. -I must have fallen all at
-once ah. -Probably.
Depends on you who
liked at that point of time, cause some people
just not slowly one, some people is like
fall asleep, wake up!
Go toilet. Go toilet shit.
Come back sleep, eh! Wake up again.
-So it's like very uncomfortable. -Yeah.
It's very good for, if your partner
is someone who falls asleep smoothly. But if
not you cannot compare to the sleep ah.
If not you would be confused.
*Laughter*
Wait!
What is that?
"Hehehe~
loving the new update on snapchat so much!"
Then the cry until laugh emoji face.
And then it's four pictures of me.
Using four different filters on snapchat.
-Oh, my god. -Eeee!
Wah, this was 2015 also.
It wasn't that long ago. I was 21 eh, guys.
I was legally an adult and doing these kinda things.
The rainbow filter still okay, cause, okay, cute lah.
But then I use the heart filter right,
and then the caption is,
"Hehehe, I see love everywhere."
With the, (heart emoji).
Why I so disgusting?
Oh, this was nice though, this was nice.
So I think a lot of my tweets were back in my NS days,
Uh, the tweet goes
"So this note was found placed on one of our parked police cars."
"We need more people like this."
So it reads,
"Thank you for keeping our neighbourhood safe."
"Sincerely, resident."
Yeah, I think back then it really was something that
touched me, cause to be honest as a police officer
a lot of times, quite a number of my
colleagues, or even my
seniors, they advise us, if you do police work right,
you should leave your heart at home.
Whenever you get a call, if got something negative,
so you attend to "negative cases" right,
disputes, arguments, or
fights, or whatever, so it's
it's just something that's very heavy
for you if you keep bringing back
into your personal life.
-If you take it personally lah. -Yeah, if you take it personally.
So, I think to
at that point of time, regardless whether it was
start of the shift, or end of the shift, it was still a nice
-gesture to have received. -That's so nice.
Yep. Thank you.
"Went for the **** anniversary event
and this drink was absolutely heinous.
It tasted like cucumber-flavored
detergent." Then I put a cucumber emoji.
The drink looked like this.
Eee! It looks like one also.
Last time I had to go for a lot of networking events.
And usually during this networking events right,
they'll encourage to drink and mingle.
And I'm not really a drinker, and
I don't really have an appreciation for alcohol.
So I'll be that idiot right, at an event
holding onto a drink like:
*Laughter*
I don't know why during these events, they will talk like,
they will meet, then "Eh hi!" "Hi~" Then they will hug.
*Imitating* Then they will hug everything.
And after that they will talk, don't know what they talking about,
then suddenly they will, "Cheers!"
Then you, "Cheers? Oh, oh, oh, okay."
"Cheers!" Then after that you drink already
*gags lowkey*
-*Laughter* -Like you in Mongolia like that ah.
*gags* Like that.
I don't think I can regret any of these things,
at that point of time, I might have felt a certain way.
And my thoughts were more, I'd say,
I was a little bit less cautious about
what I put up there in the world, but
nowadays a bit older, I don't really think about
sharing every single, like I said ah,
I don't think about sharing every single thing
that happened to me on social media anymore.
-I don't regret those things. -I don't regret also.
-I don't regret lah. -Yeah.
Cause I don't think I offended anybody through...
-Yeah. -My tweets. I just made an embarrassment
out of myself.
My train is, if you want, just say.
Just a bit more savage now.
I don't own a psychical diary.
Where I keep my thoughts, and all.
Back then, or even now. So
when we get a chance to revisit this
old tweets, the way we thought back then,
the different experiences we had, documented in
some form, be it Twitter or Instagram
or Snapchat, it's nice ah.
It's nice to read back.
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Byeee!
I'm gonna stalk my own twitter now.