- Our first guest is muy, muy guapo.
[cheers and applause]
- It means handsome, that's right.
Please welcome the always charming Mario Lopez.
[Jason Derulo's "Want to Want Me"]
[singing] - Girl you don't want
I want you to want me
And if you want me girl, you got me
There's nothing I know I wouldn't do
I wouldn't do Just to get up next to you
- What? - I'll put it right there.
[cheers and applause]
[singing] - If you want me
Girl you got me
There's nothing I know I wouldn't do
- You're so--so sweet. Thank you.
I had to put them down. They're so giant.
- Thank you. - And you have tequila.
You have your own tequila? - Yes.
That's a little Casa Mexico Tequila right there.
Give a little extra kick, uh, to your coffee.
- Tell me why this is special. - Ooh, get in there.
- Yeah, these are my ED by Ellen special tequila glasses.
- There you go. That is a heck of a combo
right there. - That's right.
- Oh, salud, all right. - You want one?
- Yes, I'd be happy to have one.
- All right. - Whoa.
[laughter] - That's yours.
I'm gonna say--salud. - Salud.
- And happy birthday. - Thank you, thank you.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, Ellen does not play. Ellen does not play.
She's got a little Mexican in her I see.
- Drink up. - No, that is serious.
That's too-- really?
- You didn't even do it. - All right, here we go.
But you poured it like it was like--
- No, that's just-- - All right, here we go.
[cheers and applause]
- Wow.
Um-- - See, it was down low.
Now you got me hammered in the first ten seconds
that I got here.
- Uh, I didn't do that on purpose.
Take your shirt off.
[laughter]
So, let me show a picture of your holidays.
It seemed like you had a wonderful Christmas.
What were you doing right here?
- Oh, my gosh.
[cheers and applause]
Oh, my--my wife is so shady.
I was putting presents out before Santa came
the next day and she-- and she took a picture.
But, you know, I kick it in my underwear
so that's why-- and that's one of the rare times
where I'm not wearing Ellen underwear.
- Yeah. - By the way.
'Cause I got them on right now.
Look, right here, see?
[cheers and applause]
You know I'm representing. - Good.
'Cause I was gonna say. - No, no, no.
You know, I got a whole drawer full.
I should have took a picture and showed you.
- Now, what are you holding? What--what kind of present
is in that box?
- That particular one, I think it was
some sort of, um, building kinda thing
for--for my son.
He was all fired up about getting a lightsaber though.
That was his big deal. - Did he get one?
- He did get one, and we had lightsaber fights.
And it was a lot of fun. - Wait, isn't he like two
or something? - He's two years old but--
oh, there's a lightsaber fight right, look,
and he's dying, oh, he fakes his death.
And he had an immediate rematch.
Yeah, so I love getting to be a kid again.
and having this whole "Star Wars" experience.
- That's adorable. - So that's a lot fun.
- And then your daughter is five,
and what did she want?
- She wanted an iPhone.
Uh, not that she's making a lot of calls,
but, well, she does do FaceTime with her cousins
and stuff. Oh, there she is right there.
- Beautiful. - I didn't even have a phone--
Ellen, I was thinking about it-- 'till I was like my late 20s.
Here she is at five years old--
- I just got one a couple years ago.
- With all the little games and stuff.
- No, I know, kids are--
every--every kid has a phone now.
- Unbelievable. - But what does she do--
she just plays games on it? - She plays games on it.
And there's some cool little learning games.
And she FaceTimes, like, either my mom or my--my--
her cousins and stuff. - Mm-hm.
That's adorable. - Yeah.
- And your teaching your kids Spanish now?
- Si. - Mm-hm.
What are they learning?
- Um, my son sounds like he's from San Antonio, Texas
'cause he speaks Spanglish a lot.
- Mm-hm. - He'll--he'll speak
half and half. He's only two,
and he's talking a lot. He's like,
"Uh, Daddy, where's my zapatos?"
Trying to find his shoes. Or, you know "I want some agua."
So it's sorta half and half.
So, uh-- there he is.
There's Niko right there.
And--and my daughter's a little better.
But she sounds like a little teenage from the Valley
with a lot of oh-my-gosh's, and it's so funny
how quick they--they grow they say.
But it's fun. We're going for number three.
Hopefully. - Are you really?
- Hopefully we'll get blessed.
We gotta--gotta have a tiebreaker.
You know, girl, boy, see which one--
- How's Courtney feel about that?
- She feels good fortunately. - She's onboard?
- She's onboard, yes. - All right.
- I had to-- had to get that clear.
So we'll see.
- All right, so I'm gonna do something.
You--you ask everybody questions all the time.
You come here and ask me questions.
And this is, uh, bowl of, uh, interesting questions.
And I just found this backstage. - Okay.
- See, it says "Bowl of Interesting Questions."
- I see that. - So, I just thought
I'd bring it out here. I don't know what's in there.
But I'm just going to ask you, and you'll have to answer
no matter what it is. - Okay.
- All right. Um, who was your first kiss?
- My first kiss I believe I've shared this info with you,
uh, coincidentally happened to be with, uh, Fergie.
from The Black Eyed Peas.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh. - So the bar was set high.
- Yeah. - We were ten years old.
- Wow. - And we were working on a show
called "Kids Incorporated." - I actually do remember that.
- Yeah. - Quite a first kiss
for both of you. [chuckles]
- Um, what is your go-to dance at a party
and show us.
- My go-to--
[cheers and applause]
I don't really have a go-to dance.
I'm sorta like, just kinda...
and I don't keep-- as long as my hands
don't go above the shoulders I kinda just--
kinda groove it you know, well, it depends.
Well, I'll show it on you.
So if I'm here-- - No, no, you--
- You know, there's a--well-- - No.
- Well, I have to do it by myself?
- Yeah, yeah. - I'm just kinda more
of a groover. - Yeah, like that?
- I just kinda groove. It depends--
[dance music plays] Oh, no--
well, now, this is-- this like when it's funk--
this is like--
[cheers and applause]
This is--that's too 80s. - Yeah.
- That's like very 80s.
- Well, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm not talking about-- - My God...
the tequila kicking in. - Yeah.
[laughter]
All right, um, are you a member of the mile-high club?
- Uh, my mom's in the audience.
I can't--
- So, yes. - Okay.
[laughter]
- Uh...
who--who writes these things?
What nickname does your wife call your stuff?
[laughter]
- Your-- - Oh--
- Your mom is really interested to hear this.
- Oh, my God.
- Come on, what's the nickname of your stuff?
- I don't think she-- I don't think--
- Yes, she does. Why are you waiting so long?
- I don't think she has a-- uh--
- What's she call it? - I don't know, "Junior."
No, I don't know.
[laughter]
I may have made that up or not.
- Yeah.
[laughter]
- I'm not drinking any more with you, Ellen.
- All right, all right.