what's going on everybody it's christmas
time right happy holidays okay gotta
match you're trying to match your level
here we're coming in yeah
hold the holidays
let's do this
one of the things i've been dying to do
for the last number of years i've been
trying to go to germany during like
christmas time i've been wanting to do
that during like either during christmas
markets and whatnot but since i'm not
there i decided to sign me and murph
react to some of the best and biggest
christmas markets in all of germany this
is the top 10. and get a nice american's
view on everything and i'm half canadian
so you get that canadian ah maple there
you go this will be fun yeah let's go
that's a huge stencil right there in the
beginning or a hot dog wherever that
would be
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magical traditions like chuggington oh
blue vine
clown christmas markets oh my god in
this video i'll be you're taking down my
personal topic christmas market
destination let's go right into it stay
till the end to see who's go the top
is that a location or what is that it is
a city it's it was like four hours away
from me when i was in padford born oh
cool okay is that i'm assuming like
historically and all that stuff or
oh yeah
they got those real gingerbread dough i
would eat the crap
i hope that's real i was gonna say the
problem is though it's been in the
elements wow that's cool
that's the thing like cathedral wow this
city is so amazing because they have so
many older buildings it's like it looks
it's
that looks oddly catholic i thought
lutheran was really big in germany
well maybe
maybe down in the other village we went
to fair luther
okay cool cool mugs all right 2019
spade's little old that's fine that's
dope you got the church this is over it
was that curling what was that
oh it looked like curling it was just
done weirdly dortmund okay
that's cool
more wood a lot of wood you got like
that you already got like a
i care
okay you guys ride one of those
you got so much like the western side in
the northwest side already
so i'm i'm sensing a theme here
oh we're gonna do european units come on
let's get some americans in this
the villages are cool
no i think most of them have like a
giant ferris wheel oh really yeah that's
kind of how they do it dusseldorf wow
okay northwest if you're looking for a
good lord you all just do it so much
better this one why is this one during
the daytime do they not do nights like
the other ones the other ones were done
at night why is she doing this one in
the daytime
maybe because that's when all the freaks
come out baby
okay this one's pretty cool this one's a
lot more like um feels disney-ish you
know what i mean like it's got like the
villain oh whoa that looks cool yo
it's like nice
there we go
oh wow there's so much to look at i
can't even keep up
oh that's cool too with the sugar yeah
never seen one of those
okay i know yeah see this
that's my complaint there's too much to
look at right
there's so much stuff to do with this
these are good videos but there's like a
porsche all right there's like a lot of
things going on they're like okay maybe
need to spend a little more than like
the 30 seconds
but tyler's next
they're playing instruments all right
they have more movement
so finally we get a little bit of
southern side we got stuttgart in there
oh advent calendar that's cool
loving eating some nuts
that finland wins finland
they're lost
they might have some international like
little oh yeah like the guy in um that
one video we did told us that he was
invited to one of the remember oh
including the leather maker guy yeah
yeah
my school very festive
i love like the outside these shops are
just like look at how much they decorate
it's ridiculous
do they do they run into problems with
people protesting wanting like other
holidays celebrated at these things
because
very feels christmas heavy you know what
i mean like
i don't know i think it's kind of part
of their
whole culture
i like old y'all
no oh that's cool traditional christmas
market i'm obsessed with nutcrackers
those are cool what are these things
called
i don't know yeah i've seen them i've
seen them on christmas oh world medieval
that was great
did you see that yo you had catapult
shooting
game that's pretty cool
what is that it's like a potion what are
we in harry potter
let's go
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okay
okay wise
okay we're getting indigenous now all
right we have black forest yeah oh
that's right okay
this is cool
wesleyan that's christmas city let me
know
i think otherwise
towards the middle of the the pack here
don't know next on the list we have
numbers number five all right it's a
good number gorgeous gem one show
yo i love look at the river going
through the eyes that's cool pattern was
like this they had like the river going
through i love when they there's so many
small cities that are like this
oh you know what this one's not as
flashy but i like how they just use the
natural
like of the of the buildings like that's
that's just halfway along the river just
focus on the river the hell with
everything else right that's all you do
this is cool though it's like subtle but
it's nice you know what i mean like
wow sweets like that's what i ate this
morning quit bragging of course
we get it a lot of candy fat ass
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i mean it's only natural right let's say
you're new you're going to make top yeah
big city big city has to oh yeah
it looks like pancakes corn paper oh
when it comes okay bro we get it weird
crushes his hand
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christmas market dude
oh whoa
you've never been to brotherland but
what the heck is that fish that was a
fish
the heck is that
that's so confusing oh that is cool i do
that in a hurry i'm sure there's an age
range on that but i do that oh they got
a little uh
skating track that's cool
bringing my hockey skates out folks are
playing some hockey what
right let's take a is with the beer okay
that is cool we need that in america the
shopkins the beer we need that you curry
reverse with it just for the sake of it
right
dude how many times i've ordered a shot
and a beer like to have the carriers
cool munich okay
all right
there's more curling thing but then
curling rocks look different why are you
guys so into curling it's actually
really fun and it's not oh those are
cool
it's actually really actually so no it
looks like it's like a shuffleboard
there's not curlings they're not they're
not scraping the ice
but
i would put some money down to go do
this
like the one i did in chicago was like
close but not as nice as this like it
was pretty cool though
the thing i like too is it doesn't look
like it's like
crazy busy
no it's i hate i hate too many crowds
they're just annoying you got people
walking into that oh my god donor stop
it
we don't care to see you show us more
video
clothes
there's collaboration
like the stuff you spray no
is this where the beaver dream
what is this where the um scented
perfume came from
i love how like these they just put it
right in the middle of like the biggest
like buildings in the city and they just
plop it right there oh waffles with the
cathedral that's awesome oh my god wow
y'all are
places insane
okay this is ridiculous right i love it
sounds like i'm just going to take a
week off of work quit my job and we'll
just backpack through germany going to
all these different christmas markets
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so these happen there's that huge
bratwurst thing again
dresden that's number one there we go oh
wow we got i kind of figured so this is
only the week up to christmas or just
like a whole month thing how long do
they do this for this pyramid
season
what's advent season i don't know isn't
that season like december 1st the 25th
basically don't yell at me
i believe so yes okay that's a weird
monkey
yo
i mean i figured dresden has to be
towards the top because they're more of
his that they serve at these things
right oh yeah dude that's awesome but
usually i think
most people want the glue line
man
god's sick
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you know what i imagine they draw a lot
of international these ones so they
probably holy crap look at all that
so they probably make sure it's more
international friendly they're pretty
cool actually those are those are some
cool spots what do you think you like it
gotta go to germany now yeah let's book
a flight to it right now drop it right
now no more responsibilities look at
look at how much of the flight's right
now let's go
3 000 okay i can't afford that but you
know we'll go from there we'll see you
there sounds good
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