♪ She's sexy, she's sexy ♪
♪ So so so so sexy ♪
- [Nathan] The mall manager.
What's your name again?
I'm just an elf.
Wait, oh, do you like your photo taken with Santa?
It's five dollars only.
It's a discounted prices because it's earlier in the year.
Excuse me, okay, come.
Okay.
(walkie talkies talking)
Okay, can you stay away from the cameras, please?
You can't go in front, please you can't go in front of,
please can you stay away from our camera person.
Okay, we're going, we are leaving.
- Nathan, do you want me to stop him?
I said does he want me to stop you.
(laughing)
You've never messed with Santa Claus, have you?
- All right, no it's okay.
James, I'm out of the door, stop it.
James, come with me.
(Christmas instrumental music)
- Okay, I know we're both, we're both trying to do our jobs.
Okay, don't swear there's kids around.
Do not swear, there's kids around.
You can't swear when there's children around.
Yes, I'm walking.
We're both trying to do our jobs, okay?
You can't think your job's more important than mine.
Stay back, please.
After giving Amber and Jeremiah their official uniforms
we had our first employee orientation
to go over some company policies.
So, because of the size of the company,
I'm also the HR department here.
So, we need to go over the code of conduct
when it comes to relationships in the workplace.
Because sexual tension is something that's very distracting
in the workplace, if you find yourself attracted
to another employee that also needs to be disclosed.
Amber, do you want to go first.
- Wow, okay, well I mean everybody's different
so like for me personally attraction is more than just.
- I mean who out of the people you work with
are you attracted to the most, including bosses?
- Uh, wow, okay I'll go with you.
- Me? - Yeah.
- So, out of everyone you work with,
you 're most attracted to me?
Right, and you heard that, or?
- Yeah, I heard that yeah, loud and clear.
- So mine, I guess would be you
and Jeremiah, I guess no one picked you but for the record
I guess I do need to know who you are most attracted to?
- I'd have to say her.
- Amber? - Yeah.
- Okay, well obviously you know she did pick me.
So, that is unlikely to happen there.
But it's good that I do know that for the record
and I think the fact that we've talked about it
now we can continue working as peers
without there being any awkwardness.
- Okay.
♪ So sexy, so sexy, so so so so sexy ♪
- Do you want to see a magic trick?
- Oh, sure.
- Do you like magic?
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's just a little.
- Yeah, why not.
- Okay, see that coin?
- I see it.
- Okay (blowing)
- I think I've seen that before.
- Okay.
Now that I had impressed Elle, it was time to see
if I could get her to admit that there was something more
going on with the Best Buy price match policy
than meets the eye.
One cool thing about Hot Topic is that they're pretty lax
on the rules, you know, we can kind of do what we want
a little bit.
For example we have this price match policy,
sometimes like someone will come in
with a legitimate price match and if I'm not feeling it
I'll just be like no, you know what I mean?
You guys ever do that or?
- Oh, I've seen it happen, yes.
- At Best Buy?
- Mhmm.
- You've seen what?
- Other people not do it because they're--
- Not do the price match?
- Yeah, because they're not feeling the person.
- Oh really? - Yeah.
- That's crazy.
- Yeah.
- And there it was, the smoking gun.
On camera evidence of a culture of corruption,
eroding the insides of one of America's
most respected institutions.
But even though I had what I needed I didn't want to be rude
and leave abruptly so I decided to stay
for the private salsa lesson I had prearranged for the date.
- (speaking Spanish) How are you guys doing?
You're supposed to move your shoulders, your hips,
and your arms as well.
I have to admit I was a bit nervous about dancing
but once we got going, I discovered I was actually
really good at it.
- Look at his eyes, he's waiting for you, perfect.
- And once our date was over, we said our goodbyes.
- Nice meeting you.
- Okay, yeah, see ya.
- Bye. - Bye.
♪ She's sexy, so sexy, so so so so sexy ♪
Oh sweet, look, open 24 hours.
- What is it?
- Looks like some sort of store but look, free pizza,
do you see it, it's right back there.
It's right there in the back like a heat lamp.
- Let's go, you're coming with me?
- Yeah yeah.
(bell rings)
(glass clanking)
Are you okay, man?
- I'm all right right now.
- All right, you better be careful.
- It's all right.
(clanking)
- Watch your back.
(crashing and glass breaking)
- There's no way, I can't even fit through that,
it's too tight.
- But what do you, I mean do you want the pizza or what?
(glass breaking)
- I'm kind of wedged here.
- You broke this stuff.
- Right, that's why I'm like I don't want to really
break any more because it's (beeps) it's super expensive.
- You have a you break it you buy it policy?
- Yeah.
♪ She's sexy, so sexy, so so so so sexy ♪
- [Nathan] Using our intake we loaded in over 30 pounds
of Robert's product that had been blended into a thin paste
to ensure an even flow without compromising the flavor.
So, with that I activated the pump and it was time
to see if this could work.
As I had hoped the pump dispensed the chili at a steady pace
which was good, but I realized we had overlooked
a crucial detail.
The chili suit prevented bathroom access
and because of it's weight removing it during a game
would not be an option, so I experimented with a design
that would allow me to deposit my excretions
directly into custom rubber underwear
connected to a secondary pumping system,
so I could eject it into a toilet via a second tube
down my right arm.
But once I had some clothing on I realized
the potential for a costly mix up was too great
so I had the bottom part of the suit redesigned
with strategic holes in the groin and buttocks region
that would allow the wearer to relieve him or herself
without taking off the suit.
But for my plan to work I would need to be able
to sell chili for an entire game without getting caught,
so I decided to start in the upper levels
where security was thinner.
I moved through the stadium like a ninja
switching sections after each sale so I couldn't be tracked.
At one point I thought security was on my tail
but I was able to lose the guy by ducking
into a handicap bathroom after which I reemerged
and resumed by operation.
I can serve it to you right now,
I have it right under my clothes.
I sold 16 bowls of delicious chili that night,
right under the noses of stadium management
and that meant from this day forward
Robert had a proven method to sell his chili
at Robobank Arena.
♪ So sexy, so sexy, so so so so sexy ♪
And later that week posing as a big time record producer
I opened my doors to the best of what LA had to offer.
All right, let's see what you've got my man.
- Sure.
(clears throat)
Don't look at the clock it's deceiving,
everything you also dependent on perceiving the future.
Fickle motions of your mind, dust reaches of this Earth
always contemplating time to a setting the extreme
many of us travel.
Sheep are thou shepherds and non prepare for battle--
- [Nathan] The turnout was better than I had expected
and it was clear right away I was drowning in talent.
♪ Arise the time is now ♪
So after auditioning a drummer named Chris,
who could really pound the skins
and Yanni, a physically attractive singer
who had the right kind of ambition.
- I mean on a wider perspective like I want the whole world
to hear what I have to say.
- My band was starting to take shape.
- This is freedom to me.
- But I still needed to figure out which musician
was best suited to playing the smoke detector
so I organized the band's first rehearsal
and after watching them jam
(instrumental music playing)
It quickly became clear that the stand out talent was Eddy.
(electric guitar playing)
He was not only the best musician
but also the best showman.
If anyone could make the smoke detector work, it was him
so after rehearsal was over I kept Eddy behind
to show him his new instrument.
- I can sing, I can play the drums,
this is not an instrument.
- It is, it's a blue smoke detector.
(beeping)
- No, no.
- This is going to be the thing that separates us
from any other band.
- Okay.
- And that means the guy who plays it is going to be
the most famous, you want to be famous, don't you?
- Um.
♪ So sexy, so sexy, so so so so sexy ♪
- [Nathan] I was worried that if his love life
remained unfulfilled he might not have the confidence
he would need to step into his new role as a hero
so I decided to create an online dating account
for Corey that I populated with photos
from his Facebook page.
I also created some new images that would help portray Corey
as a sensitive guy that women would be unable to resist.
And shortly after uploading them to his profile
it seemed to work, as by the next morning I had a response
from a lovely woman named Jasmine who seemed like
she might be a good fit for Corey.
And after telling her that a camera crew was following me
because I was going to be performing a death defying
wire walk, she instantly agreed to go on a date,
which I set for the following night.
My goal was to establish a relationship
that Corey would ultimately take over.
So I tried my best to portray a realistic
but charming version of the man whose skin I was in.
I've just spent most of my time in Ventura, you know.
Not the greatest place, but it's kind of hard to talk
about myself with a Goddess sitting right in front of me.
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah, sorry.
Is that a bit cheesy or?
- No, it's actually really sweet,
nobody's ever called me that before.
- I was immediately surprised at how well the date
was going, as in these situations
I'm usually a lot more nervous.
- Back in high school I was actually on the debate team.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- So, what's it like to debate with you, then.
- I'm pretty good. - I bet you're a
pretty good arguer.
- Yeah, I'm pretty good at debating.
- Should we try debate something now, or I don't know,
it's just a silly joke, we don't have to do that.
And ten minutes in not only were Corey and Jasmine
hitting it off.
- So, have you actually tried walking across a building yet?
- No. - Wow.
- Yeah.
- That's gonna be nerve wracking.
- They also had a lot in common.
- Do you play Sims at all?
- I do.
- Yes, so do I, that's my guilty pleasure.
- Oh yes, it's a guilty pleasure for me, I love Sims, yeah.
Cool beans.