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i like your hat i like the hair
thanks
i just had an identity crisis and but we
can get into that later so what do i owe
the pleasure well i am from january
2022. ah
new year new me right um
yeah
are you good
don't do that do what don't make the
face what face just tell me the news
well uh okay
uh let's just say you know if if in 2020
you had gone into a cryo sleep for two
years you would be waking up
you'd be like wow
everything's the same what it's the same
it's all the same as from from at the
beginning that's not possible it is yeah
well oh no you're right you are
depressed now no i don't have mental
health issues you do now
it's fun wise wait what what happened
with the vaccine new variants uh people
still not getting them uh countries
still don't have access to them and the
boost are coming a little bit too late i
feel like this is very predictable and
yet here we are yeah season three i'll
be honest it's not been as good as
season one and two what are you talking
about the pandemic yeah season three i
feel like the writing has really fallen
off it's like we've been here before
we've seen these plot lines come up with
some original so what i got i'm going to
go out and buy toilet paper i'm going to
make sourdough bread i'm going to say
invest in zoom what do we do what do i
do like do i start playing among us do i
do i watch tiger king there's a new
season oh i'm being robbed of two years
of my life here god remember when they
said it was only going to be two weeks
joke's on them
on us the joke is on us
yeah what's nice is that it's uh
happening to everyone so it's not like
there's fomo that's so nice oh glass
half full you know that's part of my new
year's resolution is
don't think about jumping out the window
any chance again
the bar is pretty low
okay
is there anything else notable that i
should know like um like like nfts
what's what's the deal with nft still
don't know still don't care britney's
free yay north korea is doing some
sketchy very on brands really
unfortunate travis scott concert pete
davidson is on a heater i was in a movie
he's in something nice and joe rogan was
involved in a horse-related controversy
sounds triggy no
no no no don't do that we're not
bringing that into 2022. okay
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so that's it then
yeah
because it kind of seems like you're not
done um well there's
there there's one other thing
what is it um
what
betty white was trending yeah
we already did that
it's
good try though
would um
would you just excuse me for just
one
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sorry about that
um
so
now for the good news
oh you do have good news yep yep
it's um
we
we're getting a new table
a new table
yeah
a new table
that's it
it's teak
and it's vintage
and you like teagan i know because i
like teakin
i should just go yeah yeah okay
no i think you have to leave actually
because i think i stay
i stay
you