- Proms will never taste the same.
- Let's talk about that.
(theme music)
Good mythical morning and happy Cinco de Mayo.
- Mythical BeastS, your questions to us are like a trip
to a foreign country where you don't speak the language.
And we are (speaks in foreign language).
- Our first question comes from Nick Zurmuhlen
who asks, "Dear Rhett and Link,
what's up with the croissant?
It's supposed to match your date's dress, right?
Same with the tie.
Is there a special brand of croissant that is the best?
Oh boy."
- Oh boy.
I love any question to us that ends with, "Oh boy."
- Me too. - And you know what?
This question more than any other,
deserved an oh boy at the end.
- It did.
- But Nick, I'm pretty sure you mean corsage.
But you know what?
I like the way you think. - Yeah.
- And we are gonna go with this, man.
- We're gonna dive right into this food as fashion trend
and present to you our very own.
♪ Edible prom fashion show ♪
- All right, as you can see,
we are in the fashion show set up
in order to show you some amazing prom accoutrements
that are going to revolutionize your prom experience.
- First, let's welcome out Daniella.
There she is.
She's wearing the latest in breakfast wrist wear.
It's a combination of croissant and corsage
that we like to call crossarge.
- Crossage.
I mean, it's just, look at that golden brown
flakiness perched upon her left wrist just asking
to be accompanied onto the dance floor.
- Now, Daniella is a rising junior who is planning to attend
Central Carolina Community College.
- She likes the Cs.
She was like, oh, there's four Cs, I should go there.
- She also likes the seas
because she wants to be a marine biologist.
Which, unfortunately, they do not carry
at Central Carolina Community College.
- She doesn't know that.
- [Rhett] She will find that out her freshman year.
- Translation: disappointment.
- And she loves croissants,
which makes her crossage very convenient.
Could you just bring that over to us?
Okay.
And then, should we?
You can take a bite, sure.
(Link crunching)
I'll grab the other side.
- [Link] Well, that is flaky.
(Rhett crunching)
- Wow, that is buttery.
- Might choke a little bit,
but that's a hazard of going to the prom.
- You never know what you're gonna get at the prom.
You never know what kind of spreads they're gonna have.
- Speaking of spread, you can open that up and spread
some spread in it, you know? (laughing)
- Yes, you could. - Like honey.
- Well, that is just is beautiful and very tasty.
- Okay.
- Thank you, Daniella.
- All right, next up we have Kevin.
Kevin, come on out.
Now the cummerbund is always a weird part
of the prom outfit until now.
- He's walking a little funny.
- [Link] He's walking a little funny 'cause he's got
a sweet cummerbund made out of cinnamon buns.
- Yeah, it's hanging a little low, but--
- There we go.
- That doesn't matter.
- Bun just fell.
- The load just got lightened a little bit.
(Link laughing)
That's the beauty of it.
You know, you usually go to the prom with a lot of friends.
I mean, Kevin could get into a stretch limo
with a lot of people and everybody gets a bun.
This is after the prom though,
'cause you wanna be able to dance with this.
- With this Kevin?
(Rhett laughing)
With this guy, Kevin?
Show us some of your sweet moves, Kevin.
- Oh, I guess he was already doing it.
- It's all about the cummerbund.
- It is not cumberbund, by the way.
- No, it's cummer bund.
- Cummerbunds.
- Cummerbund.
- Okay. - Yeah.
(crew laughing)
- Kevin has been outta high school a couple of years.
But he met Daniella.
You work at the mill, right?
And she came by to pick up some feed
for her gerbil.
- You're a gerbil feeder feed sorter, right?
- And you hit it off and you were like,
"Do you have a date to your prom?
'Cause I could come on back down."
And here you are.
Like, I got just the cummerbund for the moment.
And do you mind? - Please.
- Don't turn toward me. - Oh, okay.
- Just let's stay this way and then you know what?
Right there.
Can I have one?
And right there it's like a walking belt buffet.
How's the weight?
- Pretty good.
- [Link] The weight's pretty good, pretty good.
- It tastes great, Kevin. - Thank you.
- [Link] Good work.
- So fresh.
How'd you keep it so fresh?
- Packaging?
(Link laughing)
- Well, there you go.
- Thank you, Kevin.
- Thank you, Kevin, you look great as always.
Good luck at the prom.
Now we'd like to welcome out Daniella once again.
- [Link] Mm hm, got another layer.
- Now you never know if you're gonna be crowned prom queen,
but you can crown yourself prom queen with a healthy
and delicious tiaragus.
- Of course, it's composed of jewels,
oh and asparagus.
- Mostly asparagus.
You know, 'cause you don't wanna overdo it.
You already got a croissant.
- Can I touch it?
Look at that right there.
And then if you just want to like have
a little nourishment here, you just break that off.
Make sure you don't eat any hot glue, but you know,
you only live once.
- Can I break myself off a little bit?
I might get some of your hair.
Oh, sorry.
(Rhett blowing)
Oh, it's just raw.
(Daniella and Rhett laughing)
I mean that is the best way to eat it.
- Yeah, you don't want it too floppy.
It's healthier that way.
- You're making a statement when you have
something like this.
You're like, I'm the queen.
I don't care about your rules
and also, I care about my body.
- I heard how you met Kevin, that's pretty cool.
How's your gerbil?
- He's okay.
- What's his name?
- Thelonious.
- Oh wow.
- Like the monk.
- Yeah, yeah, he's quiet.
What was it about the way that Kevin sorts the feed
that you liked?
(crew laughing)
- Just well balanced.
- He didn't fall over while doing it.
- No.
- Have you sampled his buns?
- I did before we shot.
Tasty.
- Gives you a little something to do
when you're off the dance floor.
- Yeah.
Well hopefully.
(crew laughing)
Hopefully he'll get a promotion soon.
'Cause if things really work out with you guys,
he might, you know.
- Maybe you can work at the mill, too?
- Do you think that mill salary's gonna pay
for community college?
(Daniella sighing)
(crew laughing)
(Rhett exhaling)
Daniella.
(Link clapping)
- I'm adding a clap.
(Rhett and Link clapping)
All right, let's bring Kevin back in
for an amazing addition to his wardrobe.
Two, in fact.
- [Rhett] Oh, wow.
- [Link] Look at that.
- He leaves a trail of cinnamon buns wherever he goes.
That's how you never lose track of him at the prom.
- Now, as you can see, first of all,
this is no ordinary tie.
This is a pad tie.
- Oh, yes.
- Yeah.
You know we've got pad Thai noodles,
you got some shrimp action.
Some lime, some sriracha, some peanut and scurries.
(laughing)
- And also a great way to add a little pizzazz
to your suit is a boutonniere and we have replaced that
with a root and ear, literally.
- Carrot, root vegetable with pig ears, which are--
- [Rhett] Whole pig ears.
- Originally intended for dogs to chew on.
But your date can have a go at it perhaps.
- Yeah, because Kevin is older than the rest of the kids
at the prom.
- [Link] Right.
They're looking at him funny.
- He feels a little self-conscious about it
and wants to seem relevant.
And as you can see, some of these things he's done
with his outfit definitely make him stand out.
- Right, he compensates.
- [Rhett] Become relevant again.
- He's back and no one's gonna forget him.
Shall we taste the shrimp down here?
- [Rhett] Oh, look at that.
He just gives it to us like that.
- [Link] Look at that, it's like a--
- [Rhett] Serving tray.
- Now these are dried shrimp and every piece
of the shrimp is still there.
It's just kind of--
- Here's sriracha if you want that.
Get the little bit.
- [Rhett] I need something to take the stink off of this.
- A lot of people around the prom are starting to think
that he's part of the catering team,
which is not the case.
He keeps saying no, I have a date.
I'm actually at this thing.
- Wow, Kevin.
You scrape these off the floor of the mill?
- Mm mm.
- Oh my gosh.
- Mine doesn't bite.
Mine doesn't.
I think I might have gotten--
- [Link] Little super glue?
- [Rhett] Yeah.
- Have you tried one of your own?
- I've tried several.
- You like 'em?
- They're all right.
- What about that pig ear?
- Pig ear, I saved that for you.
- Look how solid that is.
- [Kevin] It's like beef jerky.
- How's that carrot?
- That's fresh.
- Oh, no it's not, look at it.
(crew laughing)
Look how limp that thing is.
Oh, don't let anybody touch that carrot.
Hey listen.
- Oh no, you wanna--
- If you don't remember anything that we said
about the prom, don't let anybody touch that carrot.
- All right, good work, Kevin.
- Okay.
- Pad tie and a root and ear.
- Okay, let's bring out Daniella again.
Now she pulled a fast one on every one at the prom.
Surprised everybody.
Taking a little break, heading to the restroom,
changing in a totally new dress.
The spaghetti and meat ball gown.
- Wow.
I mean, look at that.
That gets a slow clap right off the bat.
There goes the croissant.
- You know what?
We don't even care about the croissant anymore.
- That's like a gift for me.
- Yeah, because we've got meatballs.
Goodness gracious.
You're gonna smell like the Olive Garden the entire night.
- (laughing) There goes a ball.
- [Rhett] (laughing) The pasta is so fresh.
- Yeah, let's throw this back on there.
Maybe we can just.
- [Rhett] Is it weighty?
- It's very heavy and very wet inside.
(Rhett laughing)
- [Link] It's damp.
- It's damp, sorry.
- [Link] It's damp.
- It's damp.
- We've got drier spaghetti in the upper region
and it's got quite a pattern to it.
And then down here, we've got like this waterfall pattern
where the meatballs are gingerly placed.
- I mean, if you weren't--
- There goes the croissant.
- If you weren't already turning heads at the prom,
you're gonna be turning noses
that are attached to heads who are then going to be turning
and looking at you.
- [Link] Shall we?
- Oh, of course.
- Can we sample?
- Yes.
Want some noodles?
- Look, I got one.
- Okay.
- I'll take a noodle.
All right, here we go.
(crew laughing)
- Wow.
- That's a good tasting prom dress.
- You don't have to take a trip out to eat later on.
- No.
- And that can get very expensive.
Not that this dress wasn't.
- When your date's dress is edible, I think you can save
a lot of money on the food ahead of time.
- You know what?
Let's bring Kevin out to join his date.
See how this all comes together, you know?
- You guys, get in like you're.
There you go.
- You know what, Kevin?
I have the perfect thing to just complete your outfit
and complete this whole thing.
(crew laughing)
- Just put that down there, too.
- How about a Nilla Wafer top hat?
- [Link] I'm gonna put this back on there.
- And Link, you can sample these on top here.
- Oh, yeah, look at.
Okay.
- You can sample all of them.
What a beautiful couple.
- [Link] It's like a walking buffet here.
Prom king and queen.
- You guys are definitely gonna be in the yearbook.
This is a full two-page spread in the yearbook.
Don't you guys know somebody on the yearbook committee?
- Uh, Steven.
- Yeah, Steven's on the yearbook committee.
- It's your stepbrother, right?
- No.
(Link laughing)
- Okay, sorry.
Sore subject.
- I don't know what the future holds for you guys.
It could be just a long, long, difficult life trying to work
your way to the top and never making it.
But here's what you can know.
Tonight?
Tonight is your night.
These are the glory days
and you're never gonna forget this.
- [Link] And we're proud of you.
- Cool. - Yay.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
(everyone clapping)
- Feel free to wear any of that stuff to prom.
But if you do, send us pictures.
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- And they agreed.
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- All right.
- Let's begin the test.
(rock music)
♪ Young boy ♪
♪ He's a brave young man ♪
♪ No illusions, no restraints ♪
♪ Hold tight, take control of yourself ♪
♪ Stand easy, your voice is too direct ♪
♪ Young man ♪
♪ In a raging heart ♪
♪ Swish like water on hot coal ♪
♪ Set to kill, and if that's what you wanna do ♪
♪ Well, you better run if you wanna live before you die ♪
♪ Young heart ♪
♪ With a foolish desire ♪
♪ Seen the gangsters on TV ♪
♪ So that, if that's what you wanna be ♪
♪ Well, you better run if you wanna live before you die ♪
- Well, it's pretty clear it's splash-proof.
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- You know what time it is.
- My name is Jeff and I'm from California.
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- Click through to "Good Mythical More"
where we can find out the story behind this
and also give you our unadulterated prom advice.
That means it hasn't passed through adults.
- Rhett tries to sell Link an air guitar.
Hey man, I heard you're in the market.
- For a guitar, yeah.
(Rhett scatting)
- Okay.
- Yeah, look at this, it's a special.
- I'm looking, what?
- It's a special.
Try it out, brother.
- There's nothing.
- I'm trying it out, brother.
- Nothing there, nothing.
- Gotta come from you, man.
Gotta come from you.
You don't understand, do you?
(Link humming)
That's so cagey.
- And he would let me ride on the hood of the lawnmower
and my heiney would get hot.
- Well, that's old school, though.
That's a 1985.
- It's not plastic.
- Yeah, yeah, that doesn't happen anymore.
Heinies don't get hot on--
- That was fun. - Lawn mowers anymore.