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no I was in Roanoke I remember Leslie Jordan was like
I'm happy you're here but don't go talk to old sourpuss Kathy Bates
hi I'm Trixie Mattel and I'm here today with Tom Lenk hi it's me they probably recognize you from
your very successful Instagram I am relevant in the world of Instagram do you want to tell them
a little bit about what you do well I did it by accident it's called the link look for less and
I was making fun of the Met Gala two years ago and making the red carpet Luc's out of
MOOCs and I started making the I made the game of I can only use things that I find around my
house or that I would purchase for my house sure well if you guys look at the Instagram
the level of detail on the look it's not like you're putting a bag on your head and saying
on one balloon Christie it's like it's it's actually over the line where if you were a
little blind you'd be like yeah he has that dress in my opinion I'm not making fun of the people I
am it's sort of a loving homage but also pointing out what's crazy about fashion that o you to me
it looks like a trash bag but you paid thousands of dollars for this dress that's what fashion is
that's what all art is it's all subjective okay let's get into it okay what are we doing we're
doing a look today I wanted to do the Olsen twins because there's two of us and I was like let's do
something matching yeah I'm excited we've never done this sitting usually we have one person in
director's chair but this is an easy makeup I'm using the Born This Way Foundation I just tried
this it's really good in this way yeah I mean it's not full full coverage but like it really
looks like real face who makes its toothpaste well if you had a drug we mean what would it be
okay I've thought a lot about this I keep trying to pitch about a drag name of Ogilvy home perm and
she's German and it's Olga Olga V home boom hello its me full Gavi home partner she's a really bad
perm but I've discovered that no one knows what opal V is do you know what it is um I was like
in the 80s they would have these commercials and be like you can give yourself a home permanent
people didn't run into it on Twitter so people listen the only talk about people on Twitter um
would you like to look good do I just put this on you yeah go for it okay did I do it wrong
already I just saw such a big pump go straight in but it's fine I mean I think you mean it's
all going in the same place anyway right yeah okay hi this is straddle buddy ever does my makeup um
I'm not good at I'm not gonna these aren't hard looks my makeup the thing is my makeups always
terrible because it doesn't matter cuz rarely do people zoom in on the photo so you don't know
that like sometimes I've used crushed Oreos for a smoky eye only hole is the way a Rouge ladies
pinch you know that's fun ya know The Simpsons oh okay I never seen it I wasn't allowed to watch it
I wasn't either growing up it was considered my I had a friend I also was barely allowed to
watch Roseanne and I think it's because my mom was like no we don't need to look into a mirror
for 13 I know we haven't powdered yet let's do some concealer I see when you're gonna be
the prettier one I mean I don't okay I know which one is it which one of them looks like she's had
a harder life we're gonna hey we're gonna call it left left Olsen Riedel okay yeah we're gonna say
Leslie is left Olsen taller I think which ones which I think that's Tameka and that's Carol
yeah so this the the one this one Tameka she looks a little lighter so we're gonna do some
actual highlighting I never do actual let's do it Wow yeah you're looking like Tameka
what what are their names Mary Kay's Mary Kate and Ashley there we are do I do this to you if
you like some under the eyes and then the Cupid's bow of the chin and the forehead
okay the mice will seize that end or this the brown you know then you could pull your dream
in your heart what am I doing with this hand I don't know but wanting on the back of my head
and just slam my face down on the cup I'm gonna do so just like some light contouring with it
do you want to do it yeah to you what am I do is this contour yeah I basically did like this
is the milk matte bronzer did like a line here rainbow or on the forehead will work I don't I
you they don't have a lot of makeup on so I'm not trying to like go full drag for us okay also the
way you do your pictures you like in your in a wig but it's it's it's men in wigs which is fun
this is not a read I'm so bored of really good dry like heightened full like whatever you know I just
thought everybody loves Jamie Bianca Del Rio is in it and on the West End of London and she was
saying that the other people that have played her part were all very good I guys nan drag queens
that tells me anything about the type of drag she does know I like would people do drag I especially
like Pat drag like Halloween drag like [ __ ] wig [ __ ] makeup drunk at length I love that I guess
we can powder oh here this actually helps you go like this with the puff it's called rolling
the puff and it makes the putter go in the puff so when I push it on his face it doesn't hiss go
my first makeup was a give such beautiful hair doesn't have eautiful hair you guys think I mean
you know when I was doing community theater as a kid we were all instructed to purchase tan number
two pancake foundation now everyone in the show regardless of ethnicity to purchase tan number two
so everyone was just like everyone was it sort of a general shade of orange like that I was too into
it like I was that kid who was like playing man number two and Danny Ikeys and I was backstage do
my like 90 minute routine like whittling the nose it chin and then we would always draw for your one
line I made oh why could be theater we're like yeah you guys everyone put makeup on you gotta
get that eyeliner on to play a forest ranger if we gotta get a cliff and this only because we want to
make sure that the person in the back row can see your eyes me like it's a black box that I'm doing
my capstone for my mom and two teachers Anasazi a brow palette now we are we doing the eyebrows
in their natural placement or are we going above the break we're doing natural okay okay
I'm incredible yeah we don't we don't really even need this much makeup because yes we do they have
this much makeup on yeah okay what am i doing oh my god I just don't want to I'm just gonna
go in kind of I give you two different eyebrows yeah you did but you know what I didn't bring you
here to be perfect can you come and fix it yeah I don't know anything about the Olsen twins I just
picked them because they match and there's two of us you're really not passionate about what you do
you love drag race I do that's kind of holding that right sort of I'm mad because I was like
hi befriend are you to be praying with me today hello i guy to enjoy the drag race who's your
fav besides obviously you're my favorite who's your real big but you do know that I'm obsessed
with you watch Oh season 5 is back now ok I'm gonna use I see a black rim around their eyes
but there's gotta be something in the wood so I'm gonna do these uh anastasiya super brow pomade 'z
but i use them on my guys because what here what do you think about like smokey eyes like I've done
Sarah Jessica Parker a few times did you use a nose prosthetic that's not a read did you I
think I love the old-school like barring your mom I think when my mom would use lipstick as blush as
well like I love just like hmm lipstick it's blush it's it's eye shadow as well why not literally the
makeup doesn't know what part of your face it's on right the makeup doesn't the makeup doesn't
even know what it is until they put in a box and say write the word eyebrow and the guy doesn't
care that's the moment it's bling I think I forgot about general I'm so sorry it's fine
what I didn't know I was this bad at doing maybe better people
sorry I'm sorry know what I'm gonna blend it I used the wrong brush listen it's fine
look I fixed it you don't think I could but why y'all gagging she bring it to you every
bomb do you should we be doing what the water line or whatever that's called yeah I'm gonna
do black eyeliner next my boyfriend makes funny because all too much makeup on to let
go to dinner and tells me I look like a bad kid because I have no hair I have like two perfect
of skin that's not very loving of him no he also hits me well with this big dip it's an
everlasting the lip liner you can suck it in suck it suck I never get any smaller things do
this tight I mean it's this isn't a bad word to me it's a raccoon eye it's a black circle
so that's weird dude this is a the Kat Von D go big or go home mask I've just been sitting
in for 10 minutes just brushing nothing should am I supposed to be doing something
but mascara is terrifying don't do it haha they have like this nice orange II blush do
you see that it's like a good warm quarrel I'm see me pretty that is mm oh I live for that do
you know that I love lush I know you love that Oh am I going on the apple of the cheek yeah I
see on them I see it kind of it's from the back in so it kind of swoops in Oh [ __ ] ah ah what
did they call it glow up um I mean we are equally ugly but think that something's changed okay I got
these from Europe these are cosmetics London Eye lower Lux in the style baroque how very alluring I
don't know if you know how to put lashes on I know how to put a lash no I don't know I figured since
you couldn't do shadow I'm just not gorgeous yeah you look great here put this lipstick on business
on have to fix this kind of sexy lipstick it's so good it's like a weird gingery nude let's do
it look the game send me your luck the time has come for the Luke this is a pair of jazz like a
jazz like I'm what who wears these like mine's it's like a jazz pant because you just put your
arm through there I just cut like just cut the sleeve into the pant leg right yeah these are um
I couldn't find pennies in my house because I'm so rich no but I don't know why I can find the gayest
thing about you is that you can't find pennies but I'll just pull from the fake flowers yeah
just some dried flowers and this is a tablecloth I am afraid that this is how I die alone in my house
suffocated in a trash I wouldn't be afraid of it I would count on it buddy oh I live says get by the
way this Luke is what they wore to the Met Gala this past year and the theme was camp I'm just
gonna say didn't follow the assignment I'm sorry say this though you stick true to the it is looks
for less for much less love a park and finishing touches we're gonna put some post-it on the I
think a bit yeah stick on huh work do though mine is a middle part because I'm the witchy one Wow my
left this these wigs are taking it to definitely a coven it's a little too good like it's like it's
thank you for joining us yes a dream come true this is really fun where
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