- Hey all you cool cats and kittens.
It's Bry Crasch.
(upbeat music)
Just kidding you guys it's me.
I fooled you.
Like I said I'm Bry Crasch and this is "Crasch Course".
And today I am doing a look inspired
by "Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness."
I'm sure you've seen it.
If you haven't finished this video (bell dings)
and then go and turn it on because it is one
of the most unhinged shows I have ever seen.
It reminds me of "The Great Gatsby".
There is not one likable character.
Everyone is the worst and it should be required reading
in every high school in my opinion.
(whooshing)
So of course, the first thing I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna put some primer on.
To make sure that I'm protecting my face
better than these people are protecting the tigers.
And I'm just gonna wipe it across my face rub it in
just to put like a nice moisturizing layer
between me and the copious amounts of makeup
that I'm about to put on.
So this show is basically made up
of three camps of characters.
The first camp is Joe Exotic.
And he's got like 30 tigers,
and he just keeps making cubs.
And everyone's like petting the cubs and it's madness.
Then there is, they call him Doc I think.
But his real name is like Baklava.
Like Baklava Antle.
He has also a zoo.
And then there's Carole Baskin.
She also runs a "zoo" in Florida where she's rescuing
the tigers by putting them in cages.
(record scratching)
This is what I get for using the kitchen cabinet
as my makeup stand.
Here's your bread.
Alright so the first thing that I'm gonna do
is I'm going to cover my face in a yellowy orange color.
So I got this grease paint.
All right, so I feel like I have a pretty good color here.
And I'm going to start painting my face.
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You guys, I look like an Oompa Loompa right now
(producer laughing)
Shh, you can't laugh.
(beeps)
So Joe Exotic is a very intense character.
He loves a sparkly garment.
He loves a blousy shirt, which I do too.
I actually love a sparkly garment as well.
He loves a prop.
(sad music)
He loves being dramatic.
Oh (beeps), am I Joe Exotic?
I have this little makeup sponge from HipDot
that they sent me and I'm just gonna use this to blend
it in just a little bit.
I wanna add in a little bit of yellow
in some of the highlight spots.
Give it a little bit of dimension,
'cause I don't want it to look too flat.
So another thing that I can really relate to with Joe Exotic
is that with the money that he got
from breeding baby tigers,
which I don't agree with.
He used that money to build an entire,
fully operational TV studio in his home
and he had like a public access show.
I don't know who green lit that project.
It really just turned into him making extreme threats
to Carole Baskin.
He also had this blow-up doll of her,
where he would do horrible things to it.
He literally had a pistol and he like shot
this blow-up doll in the studio.
Like I just, if I was the cameraman doing this,
I would have been like "Hell no, I'm out, I can't."
But honestly his cameraman probably is also
a zookeeper/drinking buddy.
It was a very inside operation if you hear me.
They're surrounded by all of these tigers,
and I feel like the most dangerous thing is him
and his stupid gun swinging around.
It's just madness.
Oh now I kind of me looking like the Heat Miser.
(whooshing)
Feel I'm good with this color,
so now I'm going to just take some powder.
Just like a translucent setting powder.
Y'all know--oh, mm, there we go,
just a delicate beat. (coughing)
Nobody's subtle.
You don't have to read between the lines to understand
these peoples' motivation of things.
I mean really the motivation is just money.
Vote below:
is this look more inspired by Chester Cheeto
or the Tiger King?
Or our president?
(whooshing)
The next step is to add in the dark colors where I'm gonna
put the tiger stripes.
I'm going to take my Kesha Rose palette,
and I'm going to go in here.
There's a color.
It's a red.
It called Cannibal,
and I love it.
(grunts)
I cleaned my brushes today for once.
I'm gonna use this to fill in some
of these dark shadows in the red.
I'm just doing organic shapes here.
(tongue clicking)
In the picture, he's kind of lit from the left,
so most of the shadows are on the right,
so that's kind of the illusion that we're going for here.
So I'm gonna get some of this in here.
This is my smile line face which is ironic,
'cause it's also actually my Carole Baskin face.
(dramatic music)
I do also kind of feel bad for her a little bit,
because I'm sure when they came to her
about this documentary,
she was like "Yes,
"we're gonna let the public know who Joe is,
"and what he's really about."
And everyone watched it and everyone's like,
"That Joe guy is kooky crazy.
"I think he's great.
"Carole killed her husband."
I don't think that that's what she wanted
out of all of this.
I think it's interesting though that people have latched
on so much to Joe as a character.
He is kind of at the cross hairs of a lot
of different stereotypes in an interesting way.
He is a gay man that loves a blousy, sparkly top.
He's got like multiple husbands,
but he also like loves guns.
He's like conservative, and he lives in the country.
Like he's just like such a weird mix of things,
but people just like love him so much.
If I were to ever have to pick a character that people
would like love to talk about,
I just don't feel like it would have been him,
'cause he's just like such an anomaly.
I just imagine like if this came out 10 years ago,
I feel like this would have been a different thing.
(clinking)
(whooshing)
I'm gonna try this color Honey in the Kesha palette.
It's a shimmer.
Oh yeah, mm.
Speaking of pop stars,
a bunch of pictures have emerged of all of these characters
with Britney Spears.
Literally do you remember that iconic performance
that Britney did of Slave where she's holding the snake?
In that background, who else is standing there with a tiger?
Balawala Antle.
What are you doing there?
I don't know what kind of deep state Britney Spears
conspiracy this is,
but if you believe in the Illuminati,
Britney is the leader.
Please don't send the Tiger people to murder me, please.
I love your work.
(whooshing)
Mm, mm, mm.
I'm gonna go to my tried and true,
the SUVA Beauty Hydra Liner in Grease.
So I'm gonna go in here and I'm gonna start
painting tiger stripes in in all of the shadows.
Boomshakalaka Antle is problematic in every way.
He looks like a Jerry and he has the soul patch,
and the weird ponytail.
He also has all of these wives that start off
as like volunteers in their 20s,
but then all of a sudden,
they're like married to him and they're there like 30 years.
And on top of that,
he also changes the women's names like they'll come in,
she'll be "My name is Susan,"
and he's like "No it's not, you're name is Nescafé."
They're all are like screaming for help with their eyes,
but like smiling with their mouths.
Like "This is fine, everything's fine.
"I love being here.
"I'm not here against my will."
It's a lot you guys.
He's being shady and weird just as much as everybody else,
but he's just kind of like unresolved
at the end of all of this.
They're just kind of like Bahogony is like,
like he's just weird.
He just has wives.
He's just like that.
It's just funny.
And I'm like, "No, something's wrong.
"Someone needs to help these people."
But I just work here.
I don't know.
Another thing that is just like maybe one of the most
shocking things in the show,
is that Joe Exotic has this career
as a country music singer,
and he has all of these music videos where
he's like with a baby tiger in a field,
and he has a gun and a baby tiger,
and like a woman that's like scantily clad,
which is weird 'cause he's gay.
So I don't know what's going on,
and he's just like singing,
and he's like
♪ I've seen every tiger in every state ♪
♪ But of the states with the tigers ♪
♪ I love this one the most ♪
And the tiger's just like clawing to get away.
But then,
that's not even his voice.
There's like a duo of guys that write country music,
and they are like his ghost writers/ghost voice.
Side note that reminds me,
did you know in High School Musical, the first one,
Zac Efron didn't really do any of that singing?
I know it's shocking.
(whooshing)
I think I look totally natural.
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Okay so another thing that I have in common with Joe Exotic
which I hate to admit.
At one point in their lives,
some of his husband's are,
they're kind of babes.
His one husband that is missing a lot of teeth.
He after the fact,
of all of these recordings,
got new teeth,
and it's an improvement.
He looks shockingly different.
You gotta pop that picture up,
'cause I was like.
- [Producer] He has a statement on his Facebook page
saying that "No media outlet is allowed to use his photos
in any way."
- I feel like we can flash it up.
Just like really fast.
Just like (popping) and you'll get the point.
(whooshing)
All right I just wanna put a little bit of black
in my eyebrows,
and do some eyeliner.
I'm just going a little bit in.
I don't like to do the whole under eye thing,
because I'm not an 8th grader.
Now I'm just gonna do a little bit on my lips.
Done.
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So this is the final look.
I am actually very happy with this,
which is more than most of the people in "Tiger King"
can say about their lives in general.
I feel like I was expecting to leave that show feeling like,
"Ha, ha, that was so funny."
But I actually left it feeling like kind of depressed.
I hope those tigers are okay,
'cause none of the people are.
Thank you so much for watching.
I hope you enjoyed yourself.
If there is a TV show or movie that you want me
to do a look inspired by,
make sure you comment below,
and don't forget to like and subscribe.
My name is Bry Crasch and this has been "Crasch Course".
See you next time.
(roaring)
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