- No one really liked me, because of,
because of the old man smell, so I wasn't
really close to any of the people there.
(squeaking)
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I was working on Bernie Mac,
and Ken Kwapis, the director, came on,
he was a big fan of my band The Grassroots,
so I heard that he was doing the show The Office.
I shot my own talking head,
presented it to Greg Daniels,
and they gave me the Halloween episode
with Steve Carell and the rest, as they say,
in the books.
Because it's such a great name.
I trolled.
Did a lot of trolling for people
who didn't really want me there.
The character guy, he's in the fray,
he says, "I can't believe he's making
"all that music with just his mouth."
I went in the other room with the director,
I says, "why don't you just
"come on close to me and, you don't have to,
"leave it out of focus," I said,
"and I'll go, 'That's what she said.'"
And he says, "I don't, can't believe
"you made all that music with just his mouth."
And they come in,
"that's what she said."
People missed the first two times.
The third time of viewing, then they saw it.
It was pretty much wasted.
In the sixties I made love to
many, many women, often outdoors in the rain and the mud.
It's possible a man slipped in.
There'd be no way of knowing.
Ba-da-boom!
John Krasinski, when we were doing,
we'd do the scenes, he suggested
we do it like a David Mamet play.
If you notice that one scene,
I think it's Survivor Man, but we're both
in each other's face, like just going,
(rolling tongue)
just rapid fire stuff, and it was so,
it turned out so much fun.
I was at the trial when Toby was up there testifying
with blood all over me, with the parents
of the victims and stuff, bereaved, the press,
nobody noticed me.
No one saw me there.
No one paid any attention.
They got the wrong guy.
- [Director] So was Creed the Scranton Strangler?
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- Next question please.
Bert.
Bert Jacobs.
Really good worm guy out in Pennsylvania.
Well, he was selling weapons grade drugs
to kids besides IDs, military weapons,
he had a slave trade trafficking thing going on,
there were so many things we were gonna bring up, you know.
His father was found out to be an alien.
That I asked Creed the other day, I said,
"did you really kill me?"
And he hemmed and hawed for a long time,
and uh, I really couldn't get,
I really haven't got a straight answer out of him
and any of my personalities about this thing.
It's a quandary to be very honest.
Kept my trailer, kept all my wardrobe,
I kept some cameras, sound equipment.
When I came over recently to visit the old sound stage,
you know, they had, you know, an indictment against me,
basically.
So I really can't go back there anymore.
I was over in Romania for a while,
shooting this noir Western called The Sister Brothers.
I'll be going on tour to promote my new album
While the Young Punks Dance.
He'd probably escape, obviously, right away
from the Scranton police,
so he's probably off under an assumed name
doing the same thing he always did:
fishing, living in Canada, going back and forth, you know,
selling drugs, killing people.
Just having a really good life.
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