I never thought I would mind Stephanie Tanner doting me.
But why are you doing this?
Because you're carrying my baby.
And I--
Happy Satur-K, everyone.
And happy holidays.
So I have a very special guest here with me all of you
might know her as the one and the only Stephanie Tanner.
Everyone welcome Jodie Sweetin!
Yay!
I thought we should do some Christmas entertaining today.
Ooh, let's do it.
And we are going to have an ugly Christmas sweater contest.
Oh, boy.
OK?
Are you ready for this?
Oh, I am ready.
On your mark, get set, go.
OK.
Now I need to figure out how to work this damn thing.
What is it?
How are you doing over there?
I don't know.
I'm trying to work--
Is it melting?
Ooh, ah!
There you go.
Look at it go!
Honestly, are Christmas sweaters actually ugly?
Or like, are they actually really cute?
I feel like if you just go so ugly, it becomes cute--
sort of like a pug.
Like, they're so ugly, they're cute.
Right.
I get that.
There we go.
OK.
There we go.
I am jingle belling--
See if I can make a bow.
--all the way.
Here we go.
Look at that.
Oh, look.
My bow is kind of--
it's kind of cute.
I like it, though.
Yeah.
It's very--
It's something.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Three minutes.
OK.
Goodness.
My jingle bells ain't staying on.
This is not going well.
Always secure your jingle bells.
Clearly.
[LAUGHS] I do, I do.
What is going on with this?
Oh, what are you doing?
I don't know what is happening.
What is th--
That's better than mine.
No, it's not.
Look at your--
We only got one minute left.
We really are not good at this.
[LAUGHS]
20 seconds.
Ah!
Glue everything you can!
Glue it all down.
Oh, my God.
OK.
I got that one.
OK.
OK, here we go.
[BEEPING]
There we go.
Woo!
[LAUGHS]
This is harder than I originally anticipated.
Yours is cute, though.
Well, it's-- let's see.
See?
See, look.
Look at the organization.
You know what?
You should be a fashion designer next.
OK.
So we have this little necklace here.
I like where it was going.
Right.
It's supposed to be like garland.
The execution of it is hard.
That's what's important, though.
But, well--
[LAUGHTER]
I think I won.
I think you won.
[LAUGHTER]
The first contest that I didn't want to win.
[LAUGHTER]
So now we're going to put on our sweaters.
Very carefully.
And we're going to reenact a scene from Fuller House,
and I'm going to test you on how well you know your lines.
[LAUGHS]
I never thought I would mind Stephanie Tanner doting me.
But why are you doing this?
Because you're carrying my baby.
And I-- because I feel grateful, and a little guilty.
It's my baby, but you're carrying it
and doing all the work.
So I feel like I should be taking care of you.
Steph--
Sometimes I feel inadequate.
Oh, Steph, you're my partner every step of the way.
Oh.
I just-- I just want to be involved.
I mean, the truth is I've never had
my friend carry my baby before.
Did I remember that?
That's right.
You called me your friend?
I waited 30 years to hear that!
I should have had your baby in middle school!
(SCREAMS) Thank you so much, Jodi, for joining me.
My pleasure.
I had so much fun.
Thank you.
It was wonderful to carry your baby, as well.
Yes.
Well, you know, we should have done it in middle school.
But that's OK.
Yes.
And everybody remember, watch Fuller House next weekend,
and Entertaining Christmas on Hallmark.
Yay!
And Santa Baby, too.
You can download that across all streaming platforms.
(SINGING) Santa, baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.
Yes.
[LAUGHS]
All right, everybody.
See you next week.
Happy holidays.
Bye!