[whining]
Ugh, why do we have to live like this?
If you're in a hurry, you should do what I do.
Use the second bathroom.
What second bathroom?
Old Sloshie.
- Oh, I'm good. - No thanks.
Suit yourself.
Oh. Hey, Vito.
Hey, my favorite roomies.
You know, Vito, it's been so much fun having you here,
but we don't want to hog you.
Yeah, there are a lot of other people in the building
who I'm sure would love to spend time with you.
Yeah, okay. I'm a people person.
[choking]
[sneezes]
[ballet music playing]
Yuck!
[sneezes]
Eww! Someone pooped in the pool!
- OMG! Eww! - Ugh, gross.
Code brown, everybody out.
Okay, so once we dispose of the poop
we'll need to closely monitor the chlorination in the water.
Bobby, stop lifeguarding the lifeguard!
I do not get paid enough for this.
Hmm...
[sniffing]
All clear, fellow patrons. Just some floating chocolate.
Oh, he's right. And it's pretty tasty, too.
Carlos, put that down!
Ready for this?
Actually, Flip, we've been ready for you for ten years.
Don't bust my chops.
You try running a 24-hour convenience store!
Aaah...
[bats screeching]
[grunting]
What is this?
My meat molar.
A tooth fell out, so I made a replacement
with some beef jerky.
[shouting] Eww, gross!
Quick, fly him out of the room!
His eye!
[gasping]
You kids must be famished. It's grub time!
Pizza and pie!
- Burgers! - Cheese!
Blood oranges.
No, I mean actual grubs.
Eww!
Ooh!
They're rich in protein and low in carbohydrates, so eat up.
You'll need your energy for tomorrow.
That's right. We've got a 6:00 A.M. lake swim,
followed by hot yoga, followed by 200 squat thrusts.
Hey, these are great with a little of this B.O. water!
Um, let's see here...
Take this and one of these...
And voilà!
Sardine sundae! Gonna be huge this year.
I'll try it.
Not the worst thing I've eaten.
I think I'll sit this one out.
I don't feel so good.
[retching]
Oh, honey, are you getting sick?
Nope, I just had one too many earthworms.
[chuckles]
He was telling me about his next project,
but I can't really talk about it.
That's so cool!
Oh, look. He must be thinking
about his next project right now!
[disgusted groans]
How much for a slice?
As I was saying...
Hey, Lis, we need your help.
We found this cupcake behind the radiator.
It's got a little mold on it, but can we still eat it?
Well, only if you want to ingest gangrenous ergotism,
allometry toxic allucci, or stachybotrys chartarum.
[disgusted groan] No thanks.
You had me at "gangrenous"!
Step right up for Great Lakes City's
freshest and yummiest tortas!
Good thinking, Mijo.
Selling the week-old tortas from the Mercado?
Heh, he gets his business smarts from me.
What, week old?
[retching]
[disgusted groans]
What? No, don't listen to him! They're fine, see?
[nervous laugh]
[retching]
This? I checked it out at the library.
I'm trying to figure out what the heck is going on here.
[gasping]
Yeah, that's the same reaction Agnes had at dinner. [sighs]
Lainey, how's that rink rash healing?
I think mine's turning the corner.
Charles, speak.
[farts]
[coughing]
[groaning]
[chirping]
[hooting]
[retching]
[stomachs rumbling]
[retching]
[whimpering]
[screaming] Rats!
So, are rats the cool new thing at parties?
No, definitely not!
[screaming]
[squeaking]
[sighs]
[screams]
Wait, we're talking about lying to our own children.
Do we really want to do that?
[toilet flushing]
[epic dramatic music]
[both] Yes, we do.
[Lana] Oh, yeah!
I take it you enjoyed your bath?
Yeah! It's worth being clean to see how brown the water got.
But the best part was this.
[chuckles] I found it in the drain.
Can I keep him?
- Sure. - Wee!
[laughs]
[spits] Ah! Eww!
Sergio, why are your feathers in my huevos rancheros?!
Sergio can't help it, pobrecito. He's molting.
[squawks] Almost bikini season.
[chuckling]
But does he have to molt into my breakfast?
I could do it in your lunch instead.
[laughing]
[growling]
[playing the cowbell]
[sniffing] What's that smell?
Oh, I just put on a fresh coat.
I have a few things decomposing.
[sighs] Just airing out the dogs.
Room service.
Hey, Katie, we're the Moon...
[screams]
Well, don't just stand there gawking.
Grab a strip and start ripping!
[disgusted groans]
[snaps fingers]
[ripping] Holy nachos!
[disgusted groans]
[grunts] Dang it, Chandler, stop kicking!
Oh. A talker, huh?
Well, Mr. Blabber Lips,
you'll be spending your lunch with me.
[growling]
[screaming]
An old soul or a hardened criminal?
What do you see in him that I'm not?
There's a reason Jazzy is in this carrier.
He is one bad bunny.
Wait, why is he turning around?
[peeing, disgusted groan]
Sorry, Clyde.
[disgusted groans] No need to apologize, Stella.
Dr. Lopez says all creatures
express anxiety in their own way.
[growling]
Dang, Lols, you're really on your rhinestone game today.
Thank you for noticing.
Daddy's scrapbook needs a little glam.
And a little glue.
I... think I got someone else's order.
Nope, that raw fish is for you.
I've made arrangements with the chef
for you to get special meals from now on.
Oh...
is this part of my new... lifestyle?
Indeed. This nutrient dense meal
is sure to increase your life span.
You'll be having it for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
[stomach gurgles, coughs]
[belching]
Now, to the naked eye, an ordinary human male,
but a closer look reveals something far different.
His liver is in his neck.
[crowd gasping]
His skin is one big callus.
He has gills.
His heart beats like no other.
[metal creaking]
And last, but certainly not least,
my greatest discovery of all!
The specimen has two posterior crevices.
Street name: butt cracks.
[gasping]
So head on down to Flip's Food and Fuel after the show.
Come for the snacks, stay for the cracks!
[dance music playing] Oh, yeah! Come on now, baby girl!
Just eating some raw fish for breakfast.
- Pretty wild, huh? - Meh, not in Japan.
How about covered in syrup?
[retching]
[groans]
[retching]