- This is dumb.
Puzzle nights are dumb.
The only thing that's stupider is like a picnic.
- Anna just wants us to hang out with Brian
so she doesn't have to meet his friends.
Apparently they're all like finance douchebags.
Plus, I think you'll be a good influence on them.
- Like an older brother.
- Yeah.
- Call him little buddy.
- Come on, little buddy.
- Wait, I didn't get that price tag off.
- Oh, well, why not, here, let me do it.
- My fingernails... - Here, I can do it
with my fingernails.
- No, I got it.
- Hey!
(rabble of greetings)
- I asked the guys at the wine store for a good one,
he gave me that, it's not the cheapest,
definitely not the cheapest.
- Awesome. Well, I will go get glasses.
- And I'm just gonna, I guess can finish.
- Yeah, just have to finish.
- Okay, take your time.
We'll just sit down.
- Did she look flushed to you?
Do you think they were having sex?
- It kind of looked like it, right?
Geez, honeymoon period.
(moaning)
- Are they having sex right now?
- She wouldn't do that.
(muffled knocking)
- Woah, now you want to?
- I was in a weird mood earlier.
- You weren't in a weird mood earlier,
now you're thinking about them doing it,
so you're just,
- Hey!
- Hey, hi! - Oh hey!
- How about crack open that wine, huh?
- Yes. - Yeah, we gotta.
- There you go.
- Thank you.
- How you guys doing?
- Good, how are you doing?
- How are you doing, you look...
- Great. - You look a little sweaty.
- Was Anna just...
- Anna is still coming, so.
(piano music)
- Actually needs to aerate first, so.
What do you want to do for 20 minutes?
Alright. Little ladder boy.
- [Anna] My favorite.
- You guys look at the box.
- Of course, it's a puzzle.
- How do you do puzzles?
- No spoilers.
- Have you ever done a puzzle before?
- Yeah, of course.
- Maybe he wants to challenge himself.
- What, you mean have I ever finished a puzzle?
No, no, I've never even come close.
Wait, no, actually I have.
- Sudokus don't count.
- Then no I have not.
- What's the point of starting a puzzle
if you don't finish it?
- We start a lot of things we don't finish.
- If anybody can find the piece
with the guy's sideburn, let me know.
So Garry, how's work been?
- Oh, fine.
You know, same old.
A bird flew into one of the conference rooms the other day,
was flapping around, but it got out.
- The same bird as three weeks ago?
- No, I mean, well it keeps happening.
Like different birds every time.
- Where do they come from?
- It's a windowless conference room.
It's like a (mumbling)
Bry-guy, how's work for you?
- It's just Brian, actually.
The hot summer's really made the electricity microns jump.
- Oh.
I bet.
Although you don't, right, you don't gamble?
- You're married.
- Thank you.
- I do have to gamble for work though.
That's why I don't like...
- I mean, I write outside of work.
- Yeah, but your poetry is different than your...
- Oh, you write poetry?
Oh my god.
- It's so romantic.
- That wine actually,
at restaurants they mark it up like three times.
- Yeah?
- So that'd be like a $60 bottle,
well, no, it'd be like a $45 bottle of wine.
- You paid $15 for this?
- Less than that, so, it'd be like...
39?
- Oh, I think this is the hair piece you wanted.
- No, that's the little boy's ear.
- Oh, we've been waiting for the little boy's ear.
(rabble of cheers)
- Oh, doesn't fit.
- Where is that damn sideburn piece?
- You know, we should bring the pizza.
Kendall, want to give me a hand?
- Oh yeah. Ugh, my eyes could use a break.
- Thanks for coming over.
- Hey, can I ask your advice on something?
- Is that one actually...
No.
- Okay.
- Yeah, what's up, little buddy?
- It's just that Anna's been really reluctant
to meet some of my guy friends.
And I want to introduce them to her,
but it's just like every time that I plan something,
she seems to be busy.
- Yeah, I heard about that.
- Oh, you did?
- I hear a lot.
- Anything I should be concerned about?
- Anna always does this.
When I introduced Kendall to my friend,
I did it at a Beyonce concert.
- You said friend, like with no 'S'?
- I knew she'd have a good time at the concert,
even if she didn't like my friend.
So maybe you should suggest doing, I don't know,
something that Anna likes,
a dumb puzzle or a fucking picnic or something.
- Fucking picnic, huh?
Yeah, a picnic.
I can do a picnic.
That's a good idea.
- Yeah, hey, uh, listen,
if you find that sideburn piece, let me know.
- Yeah, totally.
- This piece right here.
- Yeah, I know.
I got it.
- So I've got that one.
So if you find that one...
- I got it.
- This is ridiculous.
Is this a new puzzle, did they leave out a piece?
- It's gotta be in here somewhere.
- I've looked at every single...
Is somebody hoarding pieces?
- Garry.
- Why, why would someone do that?
- To put in the last piece.
To alpha us, to alpha me.
- No one is trying to "alpha" you, Gary.
- Brian, do you have any puzzle pieces in your pocket?
- No?
- Empty them.
- I'm so sorry.
- You want me to empty my pockets.
- Let's just see.
I think all of us have questions.
- Are those receipts for charities?
- Yeah, well, one's a sandwich I bought a homeless fellow.
- Oh my god, this is a picture of you and Tenzin.
You should instagram it.
His Holiness would love it.
- Dalai Lama, nice.
- [Garry] Oh. You serious?
- Wow.
- [Brian] No pieces though, no puzzle pieces.
- Fine.
- Does that make you feel better, Garry?
- Puzzles are dumb.
- So, Anna, if you want, I was thinking
that we could go for a picnic this Saturday.
- Oh my god, I would love that.
- Maybe get some wine, I could whip up a charcuterie plate.
- I love picnics, that sounds great.
- That's insane.
- What's that, Garry?
- It was actually Garry's idea.
- No.
- So Garry said that Kendall told him
about how you don't like my guy friends
and so he came up with the idea that if I did something
you really like, like a picnic,
then you basically couldn't say no.
- Okay.
- Then we could all meet each other and have fun.
- Are you serious?
Are you serious, Garry?
- I'm sorry, he should know better.
He knows better.
- [Brian] He didn't mean to...
- I thought that I could fix...
- First of all, this is not the relationship committee.
Okay? We do not need fixing.
- That's not what I meant.
- Brian and I like each other a lot.
For the record, there was four condoms
in his pocket before you came.
- Okay, well.
- Brian, I'm sorry that I haven't met your friends,
but it's only because I am so nervous
that they won't like me.
- Wait, that's it?
Of course they're gonna like you.
Of course, you're incredible.
- You're incredible, I'm sorry.
- Look, I get it, I mean I was really nervous
for your friends to like me.
- And we do.
Of course we do.
- Still haven't found that piece.
- [Anna] Where's that last piece?
- Oh, Garry, it's under your foot.
- You stupid motherfucker, you piece of shit,
garbage piece of shit motherfucker,
you know the fucking shit I went through?
- Oh, look at that, it was under
your dumb foot the whole time.
Apologize to Brian.
- I'm sorry I accused you.
- Yeah. It's cool, Garry.
- Cool, last piece.
- Here, you should have this.
I want you to alpha the puzzle.
- Don't encourage him.
Yay, we did it!
What a fun night.
- Oh my god, it's 4 AM, we've been here for nine hours.
(rabble of farewells)
- Hey, you know what, you guys should come
to the picnic next weekend.
- Yes!
- You can meet my buddies, that way everyone knows someone.
- [Anna] Oh my god, that'd be so fun.
- We'd love to.
- Bye, guys!