Oh please kind sirs! Just this way.
Are you sure this is the right place?
It smells kind of fishy.
More like octopussy.
- Ha ha! - Don't start.
Welcome brethren.
We are gathered here tonight in the name of our eternal lord and savior.
♫ Xax'gaddoth! ♫
And I shall be your host this evening.
♫ Annandale! ♫
Get out of here Fish Fingers!
Ew, you slippery git!
Oh no.
The warlock's not back again is he?
[Ominous laughter]
[Laughter intensifies]
That was too easy.
You've fallen right into my trap.
Patrick? What's going on?
Tell me!
Do you have a moment to talk about Xax'gaddoth, our Eternal Lord and Saviour?
This can't be happening.
What's wrong Nixie?
Aren't you happy to see your old friend?
You! One on the pink, two on the stink!
We will never join you!
Oh please forgive them Xax'gaddoth!
They do not know that of which they speak.
W-what's that?
My Lord promises to forgive them as long as they repent,
And spend the rest of their miserable, worthless, mediocre, terrible lives
In servitude to our fishy congregation?
O-ho! My Lord is so merciful!
Well, you heard the Eldritch Being!
Don't be shy!
Let Xax'gaddoth's enlightning tentacles fill your every orifice!
[Charming sounds]
No Evandra! Don't listen to him! Don't listen!
Evandra?
It's not so bad.
If you like calamari.
No...
Lutes and Boots. You're next.
Stop right there!
- You had me at singing. - Oh.
No Antrius, not you too!
What? It's kind of catchy.
♫ Annandale! ♫
The time for singing is over,
Two down. One to go.
Tell me Nixie.
What can Xax'gaddoth get you for Christmas?
Don't take this personally.
It's just what my character would do.
Nixie, it's all up to you!
Only you can stop this.
There is no stopping this.
Now let's do your Intelligence Saving Throw.
What?
Intelligence? Did you just say Intelligence?
Yes! This spell affects any creature with an Intelligence of three or higher.
What of it?
Have you met Nixie?
Intelligence is her dump stat!
You got a little something on your face.
Where? More squid?
No. It's--
It's a FIREBALL!
Save me Fish Fingers!
Aw, my Fireball!
You dare defy the will of Xax'gaddoth?!
Eldritch Blast--
What? What is the meaning of this?
I demand you unhand me immediately
You dare try to charm me?
The only one charming enough to charm me is...
Myself!
E-Evandra. My dear friend. You wouldn't--
You wouldn't hurt me would you?
You're no friend of mine you repeat hex offender!
Wait. Something's wrong.
My body feels lighter.
It's like that time I took a bad Potion of Haste.
Wait! What are you doing? Can we talk about this?
Ow!
In your face Annandoodle!
You're no match for us.
Not only are you a terrible player.
But you're a terrible DM too.
See you never.
Is there a game on today?
Hello Patrick.
Sit down.
Tell me a story.
Hello? Anyone?
Can someone scratch my nose?