Hello!
hi..
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Have I done this one before?
MAC
Hello,
hi,
how is everyone??
Wait I need something to drink
Lacroix! Lacria! Lacriok? How do you say this?
I don't know but it sounds French and I wanna feel like I'm important so,
WOW! Tastes like booty
Not sponsored!
So a large portion of you guys probably found from my "Reaction to Gay Ads Because I'm Gay" videos, which are doing well, they're doing very great actually
Hella views, hella happy Mac right?
that's all I need in life...
immense heights, I've decided my new mission is to find a way to ruin my reputation
as fast as possible..
And what's a better way to ruin your reputation than to talk about the one thing
most Americans HATE hearing
RACE
[overly excited] better yet!
RACISM
Why is my light on?
so today!
I decided I'm gonna react to racist videos that I've never seen before!
Cause why the hell not, you know? why not walk away feeling even more upset about society? Right?
now, I don't mean like that light racism..
OH MY GAWD
you see him give that black man a weird look?
I give everybody weird looks JESSICA
...thats probably not racism that's just life. I mean the
HARDCORE RACISM! That mofo tryna get his ASS kicked
kinda racism. uno what i'm talkin about? uno what i'm talkin 'bout
hEhE. So a few days ago I took to twitter. please follow me on TwItter
I'm hoeing out my twitter y'all... I want some followers I'm tryna
get VeRiFiEd, I wanna feel important. "Send me links to racist videos!"
And you guys replied!
Hopefully. I don't know I haven't really checked this out that much. So let's get into it!
and see how many of you guys stick around after this..
AND HERE WE ARE
Racist Dog? I-I don't...
I don't believe
I wanna treat
yes, I wanna treat..
"Here's one from dad"
"Here's a treat from Barack Obama"
WHAT KINDA DOG DOESN'T WANT A TREAT FROM BARACK OBAMA
EXCUSE ME?
I'll take a treat from Barack Obama? What?
WOOOWW. Maybe this dog is just a strong ASS republican..
"Would you take this one from Barack Obama?
Ooh. my gawd.
What did they do to this dog?
what did Barack Obama do to this dog actually?!
lets be honest??
these are the REAL questions we need to be askin'
I swear my-
ohh. my gawdddd
WHeeZe haHaH!
I'm done with this.
I can't believe it. Every time this dog hears the word 'Barack Obama' it's
like WHAT? I don't-
i don't know this emotion??
This person just replied 'Donald Trump' I´m sorry...
How is this racist? This is just sexual right?
oh
oH
OH
oh okay.
okay I get it.
uhhAaHaaAhaH
AaAHaAhAAh
*sobs*
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
First of all, how much were they paying homeboy to do this-- I MEAN. If I'm getting money,
then I'm getting money no matter what, right? Homeboy, WHAT YOU DOIN
I just wanna know how this went down in the board meeting...
"Yeah, yeah wash a black man TURN HIM ASIAN"
Honestly me... honestly, every time I get into the shower.
I like that one... I'm putting that into my favorites.
*clapping* ooooh yes here we go RACIST RANT. This is what I'm looking for
then ma'am go back to mexico...LEESTEN I sai-
UH
THERE IT IS
there it issss
That GLORIOUS statement, That people like to say to ANY MINORITY in this country, right?
What if she's not even Mexican? What if she's like Colombian? Spanish?
[Woman]: Stop being ignorant! [Racist lady]: a (slur redacted)'s callin' me ignorant? [Woman]: YES.
WHOO. WHOO. WHOOO!
This lady wants some! This lady's IN FOR IT.
[Woman]: so am I! Is she crying? Oh my god I can't watch the rest of this!
STOP CRYING GIRL YOU SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR FACE BUT YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL!
Ooh. OOH. OOOOOH. RIGHT? See, this is why I don't go to Walmart, people.
This is why I shop at Target. That's where I got my Laquick. Lacroc. Lacrayon.
He seems like a cool guy. -I like that he's kinda got a twinkle in his eye. - he's a young man--
uh, I don't like him on the fact that he's black. Absolutely not.
David! -please, please, please!
BOIII
Me too bitch! ku-uhh What?!
Ohhh! Oh that gave me chills! He said that straight up on TV!
On a television show I've never seen in my goddamn life. What is this?
Why are they sitting in this half ASS table looking at people's pictures?
What's going on? What are they setting up? Why does it matter that he has a twinkle in his eye?
Brenda? are you- I-Is your name Brenda?
k, I'm bored.
I love television. Right?
"Banned racist Oreo commercial". What'd you do, Oreo's?
Yes. Eat the Oreo, baby.
Yes. Eat the Oreo, daddy.
(slur, redacted)
*Chocolate cream Oreos. The most amazing thing to happen to an Oreo in 89 years*
*Nevermind!*
...
what am I even meant to say bich
*quivering*
...Was that real?! WhEeZe Wait a minute! Wait! Hold up!
I don't believe! I don't believe!
Turns out this is fake and he actually yells "Mom!" not... the n word
But, like, I low-key wish this was real.
Because that was an adventure I did not expect.
[Actual, real life Ashton Kutcher]: I'm Raj, I'm a Bollywood producer. I'm looking for the most delicious thing on the planet.
I like Snooki.. tck tck ;))
That's Ashton Kutcher?!
Honey, no! Honey, y u do dis?
Honey, how much they pay you? Was the dollar good? Was the dollar fresh?
*aggressive point*
What's gonna happen? I swear to God. I swear TO GOD.
oh-ahHaHaAHAA
HAHAHAAA
huhOoOohUUUu
Homeboy just scaled that pole like a monkey!
I swear to God! This is the world we live in!
That took me off guard! I am shocked! I don't understand!
dis n-
them balloons sexii- wait..
SHOOKETH 3.0
*Appearances can be deceiving. Black Herbal Toothpaste*
it just kept getting worse and worse
BICH
WHAT THE FUC-
Let's break this one down.
So homeboy saw the balloon was on the pole, right?
And decided, "I'm gonna climb this pole with my amazing climbing monkey skills", right?
'Cause homeboy needed to like..
get itt
So he climbs the pole like a superhuman, can't even give the balloon to the girl
The mom picked up the girl and ran away from the black man
The plot twist is, HOOOO SHIT
It's not the first time he's been in this rodeo!
So then in a sad defeat, he lays down on his gigantic toothbrush of a bed
And then magically turns into... brown colored toothpaste, bitch. So much. SO MUCH.
Me too. Honestly? I would love a white lady to feed me. That's a dream.
That's an accomplishment. You made it
I'm confused. What is happening here.
oh no don't do it-
she did it.
BOII
Did they make that black baby a dog?! NO WAY!
All of us black b's have gone through that point in life where we're just sitting on the floor
of a white lady's house, waiting for her to feed us some scraps!
That was me yesterday, shit.
"Kool-Aid kids in old Japan rode rickshaws everywhere,"
"But when the kids sat down to eat they sure did miss their favorite treat"
"Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid, so great, once you tried it, no can wait"
k, I get it.
I love short films. What's happening? What's about to happen?
theres a kfc bich
...Oh NO. OH NO. YOU TRIED!
You really took homegirl to go get some fried chicken and make herself feel better!
Honestly? Me on the weekends.
Black girl in a foreign country can't fit in? What do you do?
Take her to get some fried chicken.
Oh... no. Low-key this was me when I was in Paris.
I was tired of eating all this foreign food,
we drove past a KFC, honey, and I was interested.
AY. YI. Yi. Yi
Oh my god.
"Need a tip when you're stuck in an awkward situation?"
"Too easy." "KFC's crowdpleaser."
WHAT IS WITH KFC AND THESE LOW-KEY RACIST ADS? WAIT A MINUTE!
Homeboy, just busted out a bucket of POPCORN CHICKEN,
to a bunch of Jamaicans! He was... (sobs)
Why you stuck in an awkward situation?
Are you white? In the middle of a bunch of black people? And you wanna survive?
Give 'em some KFC! WhEEzE (sobs)
Oh my god, I'm CRYING.
I don't even know the last time I had fried chicken with a group of black people. Honestly.
I had fried chicken this year, but, by myself. Don't.
LiT
You know what? On that note? I think I am done.
Thank you guys so much for watching! Shoutout to Lacrix. Lacrix?
Comment down below: who? Why? Is it? Yes.
Moral of the story: go to Walmart, right? Have an adventure.
WAL-MART! Where racist dreams come true.
So anyways, my name's Mac, and don't forget to like, comment, share, and...
ssssub-scree-bizzle-izzle-lizzle-fo-shizzle-shizzle-rizzle.
BWAAA!
*funky music*
u don't even understand my pain. I wrote these captions 3 times. AHHH, stick around mac so I don't need to write more. k, bye.