- Ooh, how does he do this?
- (PvF) You can just drink it out of the bottle now.
- Yeah, just drink it, because um, okay, yep.
- (PvF) We have a food challenge for you, think you're up for it?
- Food challenges, usually fun, sometimes painful.
Sometimes disgusting.
- (PvF) Well we have a selection of Hot Ones sauces
from First We Feast, from the Classic,
all the way up to The Last Dab Apollo.
- Uh uh!
I watch those videos, there's no way I can handle this.
- I like to watch famous people in pain.
- Yes! - It's great.
It's wonderful. - Yeah.
- Are you good with spice? - No!
- Ooh, okay.
- Alright, let's do this.
- Live, laugh, love, let's get into that.
- Facts.
- (PvF) We are going to start with the Classic hot sauce
made with Chile de Arbol
and clocking in at a mere 1800 on the Scoville scale.
- Our stomachs will not appreciate this one.
- Absolutely not, okay, ready?
- Yeah. - Okay, I'm so scared.
- Yeah, this is good. - That's really good.
- I like that flavor.
- It tickles the throat a lot, but I'm okay.
- (Sean) Hey what's going on everybody?
From First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans,
and you're watching Hot Ones.
- Sean Evans, legend.
- (Sean) And today, we're joined by Paul Rudd.
- Paul Rudd, also a legend.
- I love this man. - I love him!
- (Paul) Is this gonna put me in the hospital?
Look at us. - (Sean) Look at us.
- Look at us, look at us.
- I don't know how he keeps a straight face
when it gets to the insane hot wings,
it doesn't make any sense.
Like, this guy just has no feelings.
- Oh no.
- Look at his face.
- I mean, spicy food. - Wow, Paul Rudd is feeling that.
- Oh God, that's gonna be us in a couple minutes.
I love spicy food, but like, oh, they're scaring me.
- (PvF) Nugget Honey is made with Smokin' Ed's Pepper X.
- Okay. - That sounds really good.
I love honey.
- (PvF) Pepper X is two times hotter than the Carolina Reaper.
- Excuse me?
- Carolina Reaper?
That's like one of the spiciest... - Correct.
- You can see that drip. - Ooh, sticky.
- You can taste the honey, that's nice.
- I don't hate it.
It's not the worst thing I've ever had.
I kinda like it.
- I like the honey though, it really balances it out.
- The honey is nice, it's a nice touch, but my lips burn.
- You guys are tricking us.
You guys are just starting off super slow.
It's gonna be...
- Where's the jump? Where is the...
- There's gonna be a deep dive.
- My hands are sticky. I have sticky hands.
- Oh my, they had my girlfriend on the show?
- Scarlett Johansson.
- (Sean) I'm just saying on top of it too, you know?
I don't have the rice, I don't have the white bread.
I don't have the beer. I'll take it.
- (laughs) I feel so bad for her.
- Wow, she's really in pain.
I would be too, I'm not judging her, but,
I mean, she's...
- I'm a little bit worried.
Her reaction is making me think I should leave.
- This is actual torture, asking for spoilers.
- Come on Scarlett.
- She's probably, shes probably holding herself so back,
to not spoil anything Marvel related.
- I wonder what she ate? - Scarlett, bestie, you can do it.
- She's just swaying back and forth.
- You know if it was Tom Holland, he would have caved.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- (PvF) Up next, we are ramping things up
with Los Calientes Barbacoa,
which sits at 33,000 on the Scoville scale.
- I like spice, whatever, smells great.
- I took a big ass bite.
- It's instantly hotter than the other ones.
- It's very smoky. - Mm-hmm.
- I think that's my favorite so far. It's good.
- It's not bad.
It is definitely a ramp up, between the other two.
- That one hits. - That one gets ya.
Gets ya a little bit in the throat.
- Compared to the other... (clears throat)
- Compared to the other two, yeah, that's very much where we're...
(clears throat) ...where we're at.
- I'm awake right now.
- It's making me a little nervous that there's two more.
Shaq, is this where he cries? - Shaquille O'Neal.
- He has like tears going down his cheeks.
- Oh, this is where the meme came from.
- Oh yeah.
- Everyone talks about Da Bomb being the worst hot sauce that he has.
- Shaq is just... - Large.
- The funniest human being just to watch to do anything.
- Oh his eyes are already bloodshot. - He's crying.
He's crying, look at him. (laughs)
- They don't give him a glass of milk.
They give him an entire carton, gallons of milk.
- (laughs) He's crying.
- The whole gallon.
- Bro, look at his muscles, he's like as big as my face.
- The whole gallon.
- He's like about, it sounds like he's about to like hurl.
(laughs) Burps, no!
- I'm a little nervous, I'm a little nervous.
- Oh.
- This makes me not excited for the last two.
- This makes me so, the burping, oh no!
- That's gonna be us in a couple minutes.
- Yeah, I was like there's two left.
- (laughs) The milk gargle! That gets me every time!
- (PvF) So we have entered the Death Zone.
- Great.
- (PvF) We've gotten to The Last Dab,
and we have two of them coming your way.
- The Last Dab, Carolina Reaper: Special Edition.
Ooh, it's special.
- (PvF) And like the show,
if you'd like to add a last dab to the wing,
you're more than welcome to.
- Hell no!
Who would think...
- I know how this works.
If I don't do it, I'll be made fun of.
- I'd rather be made fun of for the rest of my life!
- This one's for Sean. - This one is for Sean.
- That one? - Yeah.
Okay.
Oh God, Hot Ones, come on Hot Ones.
- I'm just gonna, just, it's just a dab so...
- What is the point in living anymore?
- So how about I just do a little on here?
- Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
- What? - Why are you insane?
- It's...
- Cheers.
- Mm-mm!
- Oh [censored].
Mm, immediately.
- Got a little dab on there, a little dab on there.
- I'm so nervous. - Cheers!
See, not even hot.
(Sydney laughs)
- This is good.
(exhales) I can't close my mouth.
- My tongue is on fire. Oh God! (laughs)
Oh, okay.
- No, I breathed in.
- (laughs) Don't breathe in.
- (PvF) How are you doing there, Presley?
- Just perfect.
- Oh my God!
- Why can't we have milk yet? Can we really not?
- You can. - (PvF) You can.
- You would just lose to me.
- Oh, okay.
- Oh, that's it? Oh, I thought that would be...
- (Izzy) You good, fam? - (PvF) Are you okay?
- Oh my God. - You got it, bro.
- (PvF) I mean, you can drink if you want to, but...
- I have to.
- (PvF) Alright, you ready to watch the next video?
- I'm like crying, okay.
- Yeah, I'm great!
- I can't even think. Oh my God!
- Is that Margot Robbie?
- Yeah, it is, and my tongue is on fire.
- (PvF) What do you think of Sean Evans?
- He's a beast, I don't understand it.
- Who the heck is that?
- That's the guy! - Oh my God!
- That's the guy.
- It feels like needles are in my tongue and mouth right now.
Am I talking weird?
- I feel your pain, Margot, I feel your pain.
- Ugh, it just gets worse!
- My tongue is just on fire.
- Is she, she's Australian, isn't she? Is that...
- Do you see my eyes watering? Do you see this?
- I'm not paying attention to the video,
I'm like totally lost. - It's so annoying!
- I've kinda lost touch with reality for a couple seconds there.
- My nose is dripping. How are you doing?
- We're good. - No, we're good, we're good.
- (PvF) So finally, we've gotten to the last of the Last Dabs, the Apollo.
- My heart is racing.
- (PvF) This is currently the Hot Ones hottest sauce
ever made with the Apollo pepper.
- Ugh.
- (PvF) It's described, this is on their website.
It's described as akin to having your head slowly lit aflame.
You feel the fire consume your entire skull.
Your tongue smolders, burning tears pour from your eyes.
And then five minutes later, it's all over.
- Five minutes?
- That's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
- Cried.
Oh no, ooh, that's brutal! Oh no.
- I'm so nervous. I'm literally...
- Cheers.
- I'm shaking.
♪ (tense music) ♪
I can't.
- Oh my God. - I can't.
I just want it out. - The sauce is so thick, bro.
- I don't want it, oh my God. Oh my, okay.
- Oh, I'm not ready.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
♪ (tense music) ♪
Aw, immediately. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Oh, immediate. - Mm.
- I'm really nervous.
- Was this a joke one? - (PvF) No.
- It's not, it's not spicy. Wait.
- Wait. - Wait hang on, hang on.
- (laughs) That was like, get out of here,
get out of here, get out of here. - Wait a second.
- It's pretty hot, it's pretty hot.
- Ooh, I uh, I spoke too soon.
- Oh that, oh the back of my throat. The back of my... (laughs)
(coughs)
- (Noah) Ooh! - You know what?
No milk, no milk, no milk, I can...
- Yeah. - Ugh.
- You got this, Presley. I believe in you.
- We good. (laughs)
- Are you crying? - A little bit.
- Involuntary.
- (PvF) Do you think you could pay attention to this last video?
- Yeah, maybe!
Ugh, look who it is!
- Dr. Ken Jeong.
- That's my, those are my thoughts right now.
- Mm. (exhales)
- Oh, he's really in pain.
- (PvF) Do you have any words for me,
like Ken Jeong has for Sean Evans?
- (coughs) What? (coughs) What?
Were you saying something?
- You're a very nice lady. - You're so sweet.
Thank you so much for everything you've done.
God, it's in the back of my throat!
- Mm-hmm.
(Izzy coughs)
- Can we drink our milk?
- (PvF) Okay, one last question.
If you could karaoke with any NBA superstar,
who would it be?
- LeBron James, he looks like... - LeBron.
- It'll be a good time. - (Noor) LeBron, yeah.
- (PvF) Alright, you can drink your milk.
Alright, well that does it for today.
- Is there more milk?
- (PvF) There is more milk.
Do you have any final thoughts?
- It was fun, it's a good experience.
I would honestly do it again.
- I feel like a part of my tongue was just like carved out,
and I'm like bleeding out.
- Oh my God, bruh. (Izzy laughs)
(Noor laughs)
- (laughs) Is it my makeup?
- Maybe you should just yeah. You could do that.
Here you go.
- (PvF) You can just drink it out of the bottle.
- Yeah, just drink it, because um, okay, yep.
Hey besties.
You good?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- Did you enjoy this very, very spicy episode, like I did?
- Let us know in the comments below!
(coughs)
- And let us know what we should try next
on People Vs Food.
- Bye! - Bye!
- Oh [censored], bro.
- I'm good, no I'm fine, I'm good.