- Hey guys, welcome to Lip Locked.
The show where things get up close and personal.
Do you think you could pick your partner out by kiss alone?
Well we have a couple standing right here
and we're about to find out.
The game is simple.
One person is going to be blindfolded
and they have to kiss three people.
One is their partner and the other two are decoys.
Can you kiss and tell?
- Hi, I'm Diane.
- Hi, I'm Daniel and we've been friends for two years.
- You're friends?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Yeah, workout buddies.
- Have you ever kissed or?
- I have friend zoned him for a while.
- She put you in the friend zone.
- The attraction's there, but, yeah.
- Yeah, he's a good looking guy, good looking girl.
It's time for us to get down to business, okay?
In this game
the rules are very simple.
There's no talking, there's no touching,
just mouth-to-mouth.
All right, I need to know, who's getting blindfolded?
- He is.
- Now that I'm finally
going to be able to kiss Diane, it's going to be amazing.
- It's something
that I've always wanted to do, so, excited for it.
- All right, Daniel, can you see anything?
- I cannot see anything.
- All right, good to go.
Kissers!
You can stand right in these positions.
I'm going to grab you, babe.
I'm going to bring you over here.
Mix this up a little bit.
I really want to confuse him.
He doesn't look too hard to confuse.
All right you ready, Dan, Daniel, what is that thing?
Oh, he's so little and he's got a 12 pack!
Are you ready, Daniel, you seem a little nervous.
- No, you smell great by the way.
- Oh, Daniel, stop, stop.
Keep it going.
Well look, speaking of smelling good,
I want to make sure all these ladies are fresh to death.
So let's get these fragrance poppington.
You know, like open wide.
Open wide.
Oh, she knows how to deep throat.
And you know what, Daniel?
Let's not forget about you.
Open wide.
There it is.
- Diane, are you finally excited to kiss me?
- I'm scared you'll get attached to be honest.
- When Diane shoots me down, it kind of messes with my mojo,
so, doesn't feel so good, but I keep trying.
- Kisser number one, come on down.
- One, two, kiss!
Wowzers!
Wow!
All right, get a room!
All right!
Kisser number one, back to your position.
Whoa, that was hot and heavy.
You're drooling a bit.
Okay, ooh!
What did you think of kisser number one?
- [Daniel] She was great.
- She got you going.
I was wondering if that's a banana in your pocket,
or you're just happy to be here.
Kisser number two, come on up.
One, two, three, kiss!
That thing was juicy!
Sound effects on that one.
All right, how was kisser number two?
- [Daniel] That was wonderful.
- [Justina] Kisser number two was wonderful?
- Yes, it was. - Look at that smile,
ear to ear.
Kisser number three.
Oh!
They didn't need any countdown.
They didn't need any introduction.
All right.
Wow, all right, now I have to know.
- [Daniel] That was great.
- Oh my lord, you can't lose with this guy!
All right, kisser number four.
I'm just kidding, don't get crazy, Daniel.
I need to know, which kisser do you think
was your partner Diane?
- It's between one and two.
- One was,
we kind of bumped in, so that,
it was not as good as two and three,
but I knew it wasn't three because it wasn't my style.
- You said it was great.
- Did I?
- Yeah.
- Well I said, number two was wonderful.
- This is why I friend zoned you.
Just FYI.
- You got to make a decision, Daniel.
It's like is it arm day or leg day, make up your mind.
- We'll do number one.
- Number one, you sure?
Final answer?
- Let's stick with the number one.
- Stick with number one, you got to stick with something.
All right, number one, come on down.
This kiss is for all the glory.
So make it wet, make it juicy
and don't go for the booty.
Kiss!
Yikes!
All right, Daniel,
you ready to see if you picked the right lady?
- I'm ready to see.
- [Justina] Are you sure?
- [Daniel] I'm positive.
- [Justina] All right.
- It was two. - Yeah.
- [Danial] It was two.
- He picked number one.
Now he has to live with that decision
for the rest of his life.
- All right.
- There's something called redemption.
So if you guys want, 'cause this might be the last time
you ever get a little piece of dirty Diana.
- Yeah.
I'll give you guys one more kiss for all the glory.
- I'm up for it.
- I'm out.
- Declined!
Friend zoned!
You've seen it here on Lip Locked.
Daniel's been declined once again.
If you think you can kiss and tell, holla at us,
'cause Daniel surely can't.
And that's all folks!
Okay, group hug.
Group orgy.
- I think she might change her mind.