Ryan: Hey guys ^_^
Ryan: I don't know if you guys can hear it or not but I have people over right now
Ryan: I hate vlogging
Ryan: When people are here
Ryan: They're really quiet right now, that means they're listening
*Shouting* Ryan: Oh well ;v
Ryan: Let's just get started
Ryan: What?
Ryan: Is that a thing now or something? I don't know if that's supposed to be hard to do
Ryan: Yeah, probably I could probably do like, ten.
Ryan: I don't see how that's hard
Ryan: Let's do this
Ryan: It can't be that hard
*fail*
Ryan: OK...
Ryan: That's it... That's staying
*fail*
Ryan: No, this is impossible
Ryan: There's no way to do this
Off camera: OH !!!
Off camera: Geez!!
Ryan: It was that hard ?
Ryan: Give me a real challenge :v
Ryan: Battery stack challenge :v
Ryan: I bet you everybody would do this.
Ryan: This is so fun.
Off camera: Oh !!!
Greg: One handed? Will: Do a third one.
Off camera: Ohhhh
Off camera: Oh my goodness
Off camera: Easy
Off camera: Keep going, boiz
Ryan: Give me a real challenge
Off camera: NO WAY!!!
Off camera: Ohhhhhh !!!
*RIP*
Ryan: I can do ten. I think I can do ten
Ryan: I'm getting at least 5.
*fail*
Ryan: That's a little off.
Ryan: It's a little off.
Off camera (lots of 'There you go' 'Let's go boys)
Off camera: Here we go
*RIP*
Ryan: It was there x2
Ryan: Ten! (So proud of you Ryan)
Ryan: See?
Ryan: I told you guys that it's not hard to balance 10 batteries on top of each other.
Ryan: This is another life lesson
Ryan: You can fail over and over and over, but if you learn to persevere and just keep ...
*FAIL* :V
Ryan: I love those like voice-over line in trailers
Ryan: You could literally say anything as long as it sounds deep and dramatic and it fits perfectly in a trailer
Ryan: In fact, I'll do some right now
*Dramatic Voice* Ryan: What do you mean ?
Ryan: You don't know what's going on
Ryan: I just told you I don't know
Ryan: Who the hell are you guys?
Ryan: But what do you mean?
Ryan: They can't figure what's wrong with him.
Ryan: How am I supposed to know how to do something that I don't know how to do?
Ryan: You could literally say anything as long as it sounds deep and dramatic
Ryan: Throw it in the background of, you know, some action scenes or some random cuts and you got a trailer.
Voice-over: What do you do ?
Voice-over: Simple
Voice-over: They leave a comment
Voice-over: I answer it
Voice-over: They say it's a myth, but I've seen it.
Voice-over: Wait what do you mean they can't figure out what's wrong with him? *Some badass action scenes and random cuts from previous Dear Ryan's* :v
Voice-over: I just told you I don't know.
Voice-over: How am I supposed to know how to do something that I don't know how to do? *Some badass action scenes and random cuts from previous Dear Ryan's* :v
Evil Ryan: There can only be one
Ryan: Go F asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself?
Ryan: What?
Other Ryan: Come on Ryan, you know what he means.
Other Ryan: You know what he wants us to do
Ryan: Yes, but that's kind of...
Ryan: I don't know
Other Ryan: Just turn around and close your eyes.
Other Ryan: It'll be over before you know it.
Other Ryan: It will be easy
*Le Sigh*
Ryan: Fine
Other Ryan: All right, let's do this
Ryan: Whenever you're ready then, in three...
Ryan: Two..
Ryan: One...
Ryan: Ready or not, here I come.
Ryan: Wait, what do you...
Ryan: I see you're right there, in the bed.
Other Ryan: See?
Other Ryan: I told you it'd be easy to find yourself.
Ryan: Yeah, I guess it was
Ryan: So I do actually have a guitar, but I literally just looked for it and I can't find it.
Ryan: Which you might ask yourself, how is that possible that you don't know where this gigantic thing is.
Ryan: The only time I ever use it is as a prop in videos.
Ryan: If you really look at me in those music videos and other things that I used the guitar in,
Ryan: I'm not actually playing any real notes...
Ryan: Because I don't know how to play.
Ryan: The only songs I do know how to play are because I watch YouTube videos and I just copy their hands
Ryan: Like I don't know what notes or letters—I don't know what they're called.
Ryan: In 24 hours, I still had a hard time playing the Happy Birthday song.
Ryan: And that's one of the easiest songs to play on the guitar, which is really sad...
Ryan: But anyway I still picked this Dear Ryan because even though I don't have a guitar, there is something that I've always wanted to try.
Ryan: And I think this could be my only chance.
Ryan: I've always thought that if a song is a bunch of chords put together in a certain order
Ryan: And a chord is just a bunch of finger placements on a guitar.
Ryan: Technically, if I were to record my voice mimicking the sound of every single placement on a guitar,
Ryan: I pretty much would have created my own vocal guitar and I should be able to play anything I want... with editing.
Ryan: Again, I'm not sure if this is actually going to work but it sounds more fun than actually having to learn to play the guitar.
Ryan: Yeah, I probably should've just looked for the guitar, that would've been a LOT faster.
Ryan: Soooo....
Ryan: So we have the laptop, we have my...
Ryan: Whoops...
Ryan: We have my cardboard guitar...
Ryan: I'm gonna play the sound on here, try and mimic it and then play it on here with that sound...
Ryan: Does that make sense?
Ryan: First thing I'm going to do is do all of the strings by itself.
Ryan: So the first one is a... E?
*Plays note*
Ryan: *Mimics note*
*Plays note again*
Ryan: *Mimics the same note again*
Ryan: *Mimics the same note for the third time*
Ryan: Next one is A
*Plays the note*
Ryan: *Mimics the note*
Ryan: This is D
Ryan: *Mimics the note*
Ryan: G
Ryan: *Mimics the note*
Ryan: B.
Ryan: *Mimics the note*
Ryan: And the last one... E.
Ryan: *Mimics the note*
Ryan: Alright, so we got the empty strings and now it's time to do every single one of these.
Ryan (mumbling): I should just get a regular guitar...
Ryan: First one... This sound...
Ryan: *Plays a lot of other notes*
Ryan: Alright... so now... that we have every single one of these...
Ryan: finger placements... I don't know what they're called...
Ryan: Obviously with a little bit of tuning, we should be able to combine any single one of these to make a chord.
Ryan: So... I guess we could just try that now...
Ryan: Look up some chords...
Ryan: Let's do a C.
Ryan: First column, second string...
Ryan: Second column, fourth string...
Ryan: Third column, fifth string...
Ryan: Together, should be like this.
Ryan: *Does a chord*
See?
Ryan: Alright, A.
Ryan: A is...
Ryan: Well, that's an easy one.
Ryan: Second string, third string, fourth string all in the middle.
Ryan: *Does a chord*
Ryan: G.
Ryan: *Does a chord*
Ryan: E.
Ryan: *Does a chord*
Ryan: D.
Ryan: *Does a chord*
Ryan: F... this is a crazy one
Ryan: *Light giggling*
Ryan: Stay still.. >_<
Ryan: *Does a chord*
😁
Ryan: Now that I have pretty much every single chord.
Ryan: Because we have all the different finger placements, we should be able to play literally anything in the entire world.
Ryan: No matter how difficult...
Ryan: And without practice too! Even better. (So proud, Ryan)
Ryan: What should I play though?
Ryan: Ah!
Ryan (Lightly): Okay...
Ryan (Lightly): Here we go...
(plays Happy Birthday song)
(Off note)
Ryan: No, wait, that's not..
Ryan: it's this one?
😔
Ryan: No...
😞
Ryan: *Sigh* I think it's out of tune-
*RIP*
.__.
Ryan: I know most of you know what Bohemian Rhapsody is.
Ryan: But for those of you that don't... it's a very popular song, from the 80's I would guess?
Ryan: It's by a band called Queen? Freddie Mercury, Queen.
Ryan: It's of their most popular songs.
Ryan: I feel weird having to explain this, this is like, common knowledge... for me growing up.
Ryan: For all you younger people who haven't heard of Queen or Bohemian Rhapsody
Ryan: I would suggest you go check them out
Ryan: It's not like the songs of today, or the music of today, because it's better (lol).
Ryan: I sound like an old man now
Ryan: I actually have a special connection to Queen, because my first video that I've ever uploaded, it's on private now, is a song by Freddie Mercury.
Ryan: They're my favorite band.
Ryan: But anyway, I only pulled this Dear Ryan because for whatever reason I get this one a lot? Maybe it's because the movies coming out, like Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ryan: Yeah I get this Dear Ryan a lot for some reason and the reason I haven't done it is...
Ryan: People are going to get upset.
Ryan: Queen fans are super crazy. Go and look at any parody of Bohemian Rhapsody or like people covering it.
Ryan: They just go after anyone who does anything to do with Queen
Ryan: Which I also understand, because I'm a huge Queen fan as well.
Ryan: So I'm sorry, as much as I love the song, and I want to..
Ryan: I just...
🎵 I can't do this one 🎵
🎵 Not even parody 🎵
🎵 It'd be an insult to the Queen Freddie Mercury 🎵
🎵 Plus you know why 🎵
🎵 Voice ain't that high 🎵
🎵 CAN'T 🎵
🎵 Sing 🎵
*Early guitar solo*
Freddie Ryan: Hey! HEY!
Guitar Ryan: What?
Freddie Ryan: That's not where the guitar solo comes in...
Guitar Ryan: Yeah so...?
Freddie Ryan: So.... Didn't you hear me earlier? We don't want to upset those hardcore Queen fans! They get crazy you know.
Guitar Ryan: You guys are the one who changed the words... that's way more insulting if you ask me...
Freddie Ryan: *Scoffs* No it's not
Guitar Ryan: Yes it is
Freddie Ryan: No it's not!
All guitar Ryan's: YES IT IS!
All of Queen: NO IT'S NOT!!
🎵IT'S 🎵
🎵IT'S AN🎵
🎵IT'S AN INSULT🎵
🎵YOU THINK THAT QUEEN IS A JOKE🎵
🎵NO WE DON'T🎵
🎵QUEEN IS NOT A JOKE🎵
🎵YES I KNOW🎵
🎵PISSING PEOPLE OFF🎵
🎵AND NOW WE'RE🎵
🎵BOTH (4x)🎵
🎵BOTH (4x) 🎵 🎵NO (7x)🎵
🎵NO!🎵
🎵OH MAMA MIA🎵
🎵MAMA MIA🎵
🎵HAVE YOU SEEN THAT🎵
🎵MUSICAL🎵
🎵THE END🎵
🎵THE END IS NEAR🎵
🎵HOW DO WE SING THAT HIGH NOTE🎵
🎵IN🎵
🎵IN KEY🎵
🎵WE🎵
🎵WE NEED🎵
🎵A TEE🎵
🎵A TEEHEE🎵
*Slight guitar solo*
Guitar Ryan: Yeah...
Guitar Ryan: I didn't get to finish the second guitar solo... so
Guitar Ryan: *Plays Happy Birthday song*
(Off-key)
Guitar Ryan: Oh.. sorry...
😞
😭
TEEHEE
Ryan: So leave your questions in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video!
Ryan: Getting frustrated
Greg: Oh...