It's time for Food Adventure Program For Awesome People! The Japanese Treasure edition!
Subtitles by: The TRIZZANG Channel!
[M] Okay, so for those of you that
[M] Don't know we recently moved to Japan and when we were there
[M] Of course we had to pick up some candy and chips and junk food that we could try out. [S] Obviously! [M] And you know
[M] What's funny is every time you go to Japan you keep to yourself?
[M] "you know it's just a stereotype that you're gonna find the weird stuff. Like Japan's not like that
[M] And then we walk into the local convenience store, and we find like MOUNTAIN DEW flavored chips! [S] Which is the first thing
[S] we're gonna try in today's expedition
[M] Okay, we don't even know if this is chips or what are they. [S] Why does Mountain Dew make food and is this gonna taste like
[S] Decreased sperm count? [M] Oh yeah! I remember those rumors going around, when we were kids.
[S] You drink Mountain Dew and then you'll never have babies again. [M] That's right!
[M] What do they look like? *sniffs* Oh my God it smells like Mountain Dew! [S] It actually smells like Mountain Dew!
[M]That is so disgusting! [S] This is gonna be gross!
M] OH MY GOD it smells like someone took Mountain Dew and poured it into a couple of cheetos!
[M] Do you guys see the inside of this? [S} Aw man, this is not going to be fun
[M] Look at the little sugar crystals on the edges
[S] Okay, grab it. [M] Okay, ready?
[S] Wait, we got to put a bunch and put in in our mouths so we can suffer together
[M] How about a-- You're such a big mouth! I'm taking like two of them. [S] No, you gotta put a lot [Both] Three, two, one...!
[S] So you get like fully experienced them. [M] I will experience it with two.
[Both] Three, two, one...!
*both of them feeling immediate regret*
*this was such a bad idea!*
[S] *inaudible* [M] *laughing*
[S] Oh my god!
[M] Oh...my...God... [S] *spitting the chips*
[S] Intern Leigh, I'm very sorry, but when you clean the garbage today, you're gonna find something not....
[S] Ugh bleh...My God, I can't even speak! [M] I can taste the mint in the background.
[S] It tastes like burning rotten cereal.
[M] Okay, no, you know what it taste like? When you bite into a Fruit-Loops, it has like that like fruity tense flavor. [S] Jesus....
[M] It tasted like a fruit loop at first and then suddenly the taste of lemon lime
[M] Mountain dew hits you and it's covered in like sugar crystals that like Pop or something weird
[S] Okay, I'm not sure if... this isn't a common experience a lot of people have but I remember when I was working at a
[S] At a drug store, whenever something was broken on the shelf, we took it into the back and we could eat it. So for example
[S] if there's like a broken bag of Doritos, like if it popped open, then we could eat doritos
[M] I'm sure no one abused that policy!
[S] anyhow what they wound up having was once, I saw some juice boxes
[S] I'm like "Oh my God. Can I have these juice boxes?" and the manager was like "Sure you can..."
[S] So I drank it and it was like six months rotten and it just tasted like fruity burning like in my mouth. [M[ Like fermented, disgusting?
[S] Fermented, nasty fruit. [M] Did you just have a flashback. [S] This is exactly what it tasted like, fermented fruit burning
[M] You know what- [S] Mountain Dew, you have no rights to make food!
[S] NO RIGHTS!
[M] It smells like a taste, but you know who we should definitely bring into this?
[Both] SOOZIE!!
[M] Soozie? wanna try some really awesome chips?
{Soozie} *suspicious*I kinda saw Simon run into the bathroom...?
[M] Because....what? No, because Simon put like nine of them in his mouth and they actually sparkled! [S] No, I don't wanna to do this Soozie
[S] Soozie, no no these are terrible [M] Soozie, just have one!
[Soozie] For science! [M] For science!
[S] This is probably the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life when to come to a snack
[Soozie] Wow [M] You taste the sparkling?
[Soozie] It tastes like Mountain dew but it's like in the most awful, worse way
[M] The worst format
[S] I don't imagine why you would want to make a savory food out of Mountain dew
[M] Okay... So that's a big no! [S] Worst thing ever
[S] EVER! [M] We should save some for Leigh
[S] Time for redemption! We have a new flavor of pringles that we don't exactly know what flavor
[S[ they are because we can't read Japanese. But from what I could see there's a volcano that has erupted
[S] magma cheese and is coming down on a path of destruction and these two pringles will realize that
[S] there's no escaping the island I've decided to commit suicide with their ties by strangling themselves
[M] but they're wearing scarves
[M] And I thought these were chicken drumsticks [S] okay those looks like Pringles. Are those drums sticks? [M] I thought they were chicken drumsticks
[S] No look at that. Chicken drumsticks don't curl like that. [M] I thought these were drumsticks [S] These are Pringles that have come to die [M] okay
[S] In my mouth. [M] I don't know what these are. Wait, wait. What does it say in Japanese on the outside?
[S] Per-ring-els-so. [M] I can't even open these
[S] *mocking* Omg my nails that I can't even open them. [M] No, I just can't open them with cuz I'm not good at opening...
[M] Take a smell first. *sniffs*
[S] Okay, smells like chicken. [M] It smells like chicken? It smells like mustard to me. Okay, ready? [S] Six at a time!
[S] You got to do a lot at once! [M] You're welcome to do a lot at once.
[S] This is how we're supposed to. [M] That is not how I consume my food
[M] I consume one at a time. I am not barbarian, Dorthraki Man Warrior
[S] Three, two one!
[M] What....
[M] flavor is this? I taste something mustardy, vinegary. [S] I have no guest to what that is.
[S] All i know, this is the most delicious thing because it got rid of that foul taste of Mountain dew for my mouth [
[S] Side note about these pringles
[S] These are the kind of pringles that I'm used to. Longer and thinner and they snap more
[S] Like North American style Pringles while the Korean Pringles are like short and stubbly and dense. They're kinda aight
[M] Are you gonna eat like 25 more of them. [S] I need to get all that Mountain dew out of my mouth
[S] It tastes like a muted ranch. Yeah [M] I think it definitely tastes like some kind of cheese
[M] Maybe this is supposed to be fondue flavor? Almost like it's trying to get out of swiss cheese like that kind of like vinegary
[M] cheesy flavor. I don't know what this is it actually tastes quite good
[M] I've been looking forward to this one. It is a "LOOK" bar, and it's strawberry Jell-O versus
[M] Strawberry vanilla shortcake, I think? It looks like there's two different flavors happening here at once. I don't know what this is
[M] I'm just creating chaos here [S] Packaging (?) is crazy. Okay, here we go.
[M] It even has a resealable hole as if people eat part of it or... [S] How many people
[S[ reseal their single serving chocolate bar [M] Like "I'll have a chocolate bar. mmmm"
[S] No, when you eat a chocolate bar, you eat it all in like one shot.
[M] Well, I don't know about that. [S] Ooh [M] Check this out! Oh, this is so cool! [S] It says "Look" "Look" "Look"
[M] Or, "Kool" [S] Or, "Loko" [M] How many letters can we get out of this
[M] Or, "Ok Lo"
[S] Or, "Ol Lo" [M] that's not a word. [S] "Ol Lo". Yeah it is. There's the Olloclip. [M I think its called an olloclip?
[M] Or it says, "OOOOOOOK"!
[S] Or it says "Kook" [M] or it says...... [S] "LOL"!
[S] Okay let's eat one. [M] We're just like... We should cut it in half of our teeth so we can tell the flavor
[S] We just eat it
[S] I got the pink one
[M] Me too [S] Yeah
*And Simon swipes half of it.....*
[M] Hmm, okay [S] Mmmmm.
[S] *inaudible cuz Simon's a big mouth
* [M] Did you just clear up half these chocolates like a huge piggy? [S] Mhmmm.
[M] Okay, I'm gonna eat over here
[S] This is actually the best thing we ate so far [M] In the diagram on the back that let's you know which color is which color makes
[M] It seem like the piece is like an inch wide [S] half a centimeter wide but there is a clear difference because I just had one
the white ones [M] which one would you like better? Which one? [S] I like the white one. It has a creamier taste
[M] I also like the white one better, but it's actually really cool because the inside is very creamy
And then they have like a burst of jelly or something like that [S] Mhmmm. [M] Mm-hmm
[M] NO! [S] Kai-Bai-Bo (Rock-Paper-Scissors)
[M] No! [S] Why?
[M] No! No! [S] We're on camera, you might win
[M] I'm not playing at all!
[M] NO!
[S] Good call! [M] We should've gotten 20 more of those
[S] Last one. We're gonna do comes a toys!
*sings Candy song*
[M] I didn't actually get them for the candy. I mean I bought them for the candy
[M] They come with tiny little toys at the end of them which I'm really excited about. This is One Piece, any One Piece fans out there whoop whoop!
[M] Simon has no idea what I'm talking about. And this is... I don't know what
[S] I want the One Piece one.
[M] Oh, okay. Good for you. Okay. Good first
[M] We're gonna the candy and then we're gonna find out what we got as a toy
[M] This is like a kinder egg, but cooler because it's Japan version also
[M] I've never seen kinder eggs in in Japan, have you? [S] cuz you they have like toys everywhere like why [M] Kinder egg tried to come to Japan and went
[M] Down because of its like lameness. People are like; "A puzzle?" [S] "I got a little map." [M] It's got a little like...
[S] Oh really. [M] Yeah. [S] I think this is gum. Put it all in our mouth at once. [M] I don't think it's gum
[S] Think it might be like taffy. [M] Yeah, I think we should just try one because um.. [S] I'm gonna do four at once
[M] Why don't we do "Kai Bai Bo" and choose how many we get to put into each others mouth [S] Okay
Kai Bai, Bo!
[S] Aw! *simon lost*
[S] My Rock strategy isn't working anymore
[M] Oh someone has caught on [S} How many are we putting in each other's mouths [M] six is a good round number
[S] I think that you're right, you know it's round up the bottom...
[S] Ooh these all have green underneath [M] Ooh, mine doesn't, mine has yellow on the inside. One, two, three, four
[M] Five. These are definitely not gum. You might break off your jaw trying to eat these [S] These are really hard. [M] I'm just gonna have one [S] Thats not fair
[M] I'm a little concerned that you might actually hurt yourself eating these. Okay, slow down big boy.
[S] Mmm. [M] Mmmm.
[M] These are really good! What's on the inside?
[M]"Puchi puchi?" Oh!
[M] Did any of the jellies burst out? [S] Nope. [M] Look.
[S] Oh!
[S] It's like bubble tea with a candy. [M] Mmmm. That is a real good system. I'm opening up my toy!
[M[ it tastes like fruitella fruit flavored chewing with jellies on the outside [S] Okay, got a One Piece toy
[S] Oh, my One Piece toy is a keychain
[M] I got a little dude on a skateboard with stickers. who did you get? [S] Flaming foot blonde guy?
[M] Flaming foot blonde guy. [S] Oh no his name is "Made in China". [M] Oh, I didn't know
[S] I got- I got "Made in China" right here. [M] He's pretty good actually. These are really yummy.
[S] My jaw is so sore from all the chewing and I'm just gonna go take a nap
[M] You're gonna no such thing. [S] That's it for this week's Food Adventure Program For Awesome People
[M] What is our conclusion here? The chocolates are great, the candies are awesome, the chips aren't bad and Mountain Dew...
[S] Is horrendous [M] You stay out of this from now on, young man [S] This is like the mcCole soda of junk food [M] of Japan food. [S] This is terrible
[M] But I almost feel like this must be a special edition, if you live in Japan or you're visiting Japan,
[M] you should probably pick these up and put them in a bowl and serve them to your friends
[S] Yes [M] and have them be really sad and hate you forever
[M] That's our conclusion
*continues to sing the Candy song*
[S] Let's talk about the candy!