Welcome to Just Between Us!
I hope we look okay
because we were
out on the town last night!
Allison and I left together
after 1 drink at midnight. So--
But I saw some burlesque dancers
and damn!
Do they know how to
move their bodies!
I love burlesque
except when they don't
take off enough clothes.
That's true.
Allison is about hygeine
but she's also a stickler for rules.
So anytime I've been
to a burlesque show with Allison
she's annoyed that they don't
show their nipples.
I'm just saying
why advertise it
if you're not gonna follow through?
♪ (groovy music) ♪
This week we have a
very special request from an
international viewer!
Andrea from Panama
wants us to do something called
"the girlfriend tag".
The girlfriend tag!
The girlf-- I dunno what it is.
I'm not on the internet that much.
-A: Woo! -G: Question 1.
I'm so good at questions.
And answers and tests.
Where did we meet?
We met
outside of iO comedy club
doing an open mic.
Is there a point system
because I wanna win.
Where was our first date?
Not an actual date.
but what was our first
like hanging out?
-G: There were a few. -A: There were a couple.
I was very lonely so
I was excited to have
made a new friend.
And I was like
telling my roommates
"I think this girl
might be into me".
What was your first impression of me?
Wrong.
Wh--What was it?
I thought you were nicer.
(laughing)
I'm not that nice.
What was your
first impression of me?
You seemed like, jappy
like a rich girl.
Gaby's better
at first impressions
than I am.
She looks like
super conservative and like
waspy or jappy and then
she'll just say something
bonkers.
And you're like
"oh, this person.
I like it."
Years of therapy
taught me to
cover it up.
When did you meet my family?
I met your family
on your 26th birthday,
June 1st.
Killing this test!
I'm.
Killing.
This.
Test.
Alright,
what is a weird habit
that I have?
A weird habit
that Gaby has is
thinking everyone's out to get her.
Allison will
when she's listening to a song
will listen to it
over and over and over again
and also like
do a lil jig to herself.
You just have this one playlist
and it's just one song.
Anyway--
I'm monogamous.
How long have we been together?
Year and a half?
Yeah.
Do we have any traditions?
I think a tradition
that we have
is experiencing life and then
telling the other one
everything that happened.
I go to bed at midnight
and then Gaby's life begins.
But then
when she wakes up in the morning
she gets a full run down
of what happened.
So it's like I was awake
that whole time too.
What animal do I look like?
You look like-
I think we both look like birds.
Birds!?
I feel like all Jewish girls
look like birds.
What pisses me off?
The patriarchy.
I'm like so touched.
What pisses me off?
Uhh,
people being like ineffectual.
Like, people not
sticking to the plan.
That's true!
I love a good plan.
Favorite feature about eachother?
Like physical? Legs.
It says favorite feature.
Let's do physical
and emotional.
Okay.
So physical feature about Gaby
is her legs.
My favorite like non-physical feature
about you is
how honest you are.
Favorite physical feature about Allison
it's a tie between her smile
and her butt.
How nice! Both sides yknow!
What's something that I'm good at
and something that I'm not good at?
You are-
this is gonna sound so stupid,
but you are really good
at social media.
(laughing)
And I know that doesn't
sound like a big deal
but you've like
literally built a career for yourself
starting very young
because you like
took advantage of something that
everyone had access to
and you owned it
and made it your own.
Thank you.
And you are
not good at
letting things go.
-G: Mmm. True. -A: You spiral.
Spiral is the word
you use all the time
when I'm like furious
about something.
You'll be like
'this is not gonna be a spiral
do not let this
be a spiral'.
I'm like 'it's too late!
I'm spiraling!'
I think Allison is
very good
at like
making people feel special.
Talking to them
and caring about what's going on
with people and like
actually earnestly caring.
Which is admirable.
Cause I don't care at all.
Like I think you're
not very good at like
being like 'fuck it'.
"We're in trouble.
Are we in trouble?
Are we in trouble about this?
What are we
in trouble about?"
Every 10 seconds
she wants to know
if we're in troule.
And I'm like
"with who?"
With what authority?
-A: The police! -G: Constantly!
The police really care!?
What do we argue about the most?
We probably
argue the most
about-
(pause)
can I say?
What?
We argue the most
about some of Gaby's
romantic choices.
I'm fine with polyamory
and I'm fine with
being open
but I don't like it when you
do things that are gonna
hurt you emotionally.
-G: Aww. -A: It's true.
Or else you get in trouble.
♪ (groovy music) ♪
"I got my bangs cut Gaby
and you didn't even say anything!"
is a sentence you've said
3 or 4 times.
I don't have a
significant other in my life right now.
-G: 'Cept for me! -A: So I need Gaby
to notice my bang trims.
I think what we learned from this
is that there's
so many definitions of girlfriend.
Think we also learned
that Allison is monogamous
with music
as she is with people.
There's two types of people.
There's the person that's like
#justtheonesong
until you don't wanna
hear that song anymore.
And then me
who's just like
I dunno I have like 60 playlists.
Yep.
Who's to say who's happier?
Pffffbt.
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