From asking for underwear to pushing people off a Ferris wheel, the Planet Dolan Crew
re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the creepiest things strangers
have said to us.
I’m Doopie, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by Ghostcatcoon GhostToast When GhostToast was 7 or 8, he had new neighbors
move in near him, but he never really met them.
One day while walking down the sidewalk to his friend's house, GhostToast tripped, and
a man walked over as he got up.
The man said "I like your underwear, can I have them?"
Little GhostToast said no and ran back over to his dad’s house, where his stepmom was
luckily on the front porch.
GhostToast found out about a year later that guy was a pedophile and was arrested.
Number 9 was Submitted by xXSmol_PotatoXx Spincess
Spincess and her mom were grocery shopping one day, and while looking for the lettuce,
Spincess saw one of her friends from high school.
They talked for a bit, before Spincess’ mom left them alone to grab some cereal.
There was an awkward silence after she left.
Eventually, the man said, "You and your mom are giving me a huge boner."
Spincess looked up from her phone in disgust as the man just stared at her as if he did
nothing wrong.
Spincess called store security, which turned out to be a good thing – apparently the
guy was a wanted rapist.
Number 8 was Submitted by HypernovaRain Legna Legna and his mom went to New York to visit
their family for Thanksgiving.
As they were walking through Port Authority, an old homeless woman walked up to Legna and
said, "You shall die and never leave."
Legna wasn’t sure what she meant by that, but he doubts even she knew what she was talking
about.
Not long after, Legna saw an old guy wearing a tutu while riding a scooter.
Legna now thinks New York is pretty cool.
Number 7 was Submitted by Hellbentfanboy Hellbent Hellbent once ran into a man who just randomly
asked if he liked spying on women when they take a shower.
Hellbent said, “No, I’m not a pervert!”
For some reason, the man responded with, “Did you know that I lost my virginity from a homeless
woman?”
Hellbent walked away slowly, but the man grabbed Hellbent by then hoodie and stroked his back.
Hellbent punched him in the jaw and ran away as fast as he could.
Number 6 was Submitted by McQuackers_ Civil Spider
Civil Spider was walking down a street in New York, when a tall, thin stranger came
up to him.
He looked a bit crazy or drunk.
Maybe both.
The man reached into his pocket and pulled out a stick.
He gave it to Civil Spider and said, "This is your only hope to fight off the shadows.
They come from out of the walls.
They will consume you."
He then ran away.
Number 5 was Submitted by Sacky_Boy Grgak When Grgak was 11, he was walking home from
school when he saw a homeless guy on the sidewalk.
Grgak said hi and gave him 3 dollars.
But while Grgak was handing him the money, the man grabbed his hand and said "nice hand
kid, you wanna feel something else?"
Grgak quickly ran home told his parents.
They called the police and had the man arrested.
It turns out the man wasn't a homeless man, he was actually a rapist who had been a fugitive
for 2 months.
Number 4 was Submitted by Godlyfox33 Andiemations When Andiemations was 6 years old, her whole
family went to a carnival for her younger sister's birthday.
When they were eating, an older man came up to their table and said, "2 at 3, 1 at 3:30,
DON'T go on the Ferris wheel."
They obviously didn't know what he meant and laughed it off while watching him go table
to table, probably telling others the same thing.
After they got home, Andie’s parents turned on the news to find out that 3 people had
been pushed off the Ferris wheel by the guy who was talking to them.
When medics arrived, he pushed a 14-year-old girl off.
Number 3 was Submitted by Tapestry556Dice Snewpee
When Snewpee was about 7 or 8 years old, she went to the gas station across the street
to get some candy.
As she was looking at the candy bars, an old man walked in.
He walked down the aisle Snewpee was in, stopped behind her, put his hands on her shoulders,
and gripped them tightly.
Snewpee immediately felt uncomfortable.
The man got so close to Snewpee’s ear, she could feel his breath on her neck.
Then he whispered, "Wanna know how my daughter died?"
Snewpee stood frozen and didn't say a word.
The man continued, "I just can't handle some girls... but I'm sure I can handle you."
Snewpee started whimpering in fear, and at that point, the cashier told the man to leave.
The man flicked Snewpee’s ear and left.
The cashier bought Snewpee a candy pack of gum because he felt bad.
Number 2 was Submitted by Sha_boops Mimi_Up Mimi used to take the city bus to and from
school.
One day it started raining while walking to the bus stop.
So by the time Mimi got onto the bus, she was soaking wet, and the bus was full.
Mimi ended up standing in the middle of the bus, sandwiched between people until a guy
moved all the way across the bus to stand in front of her and deliberatelypress his
chest against hers.
Mimi tried backing up, but the man leaned closer and whispered in her ear "If you say
anything, I'll be wearing your skin home instead of my jacket."
Then he licked Mimi’s ear and got off the bus.
Later that day, Mimi washed herself for like an hour in the shower.
Number 1 – What’s the creepiest thing a stranger ever said to me?