- Yeah, all I heard was Krispy Kreme and I was like "Yeah!"
- I saw Krispy Kreme and I didn't hear anything. I don't care. Whatever... "Krispy Kreme jizz!" Fill me up!!
(singing) Fill me up, fill me up. Baby, fill me up!
- Ahhh, I do that every time.
(both laugh)
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- The glaze! Glaze for days! - Ohhhh!
- I'd like it off James Corden's arse.
- Which, if you weren't listening earlier, the only Cat he was not attracted to. - Mm-hmm.
- So, for him to say that, is big talk.
- No joke, I've never really been attracted to-- Taylor Swift is a pretty girl.
- But she's so hot as a cat. Am I wrong?
(off-camera): I think you're a furry, Dermot.
- I think I might be! (off-camera): FUR-MOT! FUR-MOT!
- (cheering) Yes! YES!!
- Hell, if I'm not a furry, I'm gonna become one just to call myself that!
(off-camera laughing) - That's amazing! Yes!
- Eh, anyway, Krispy Kreme doughnuts or not doughnuts. Krispy Kreme non-doughnuts; meh.
(off-camera): Maine is the northeastern most US state.
- North... eastern... - What? Northeastern...
- Wait, like, by New York?
(off-camera): Yep!
- Maine! - It's up there, beside New York!
- (terrible NY impression) Ey, oh! I'm from Maine! (regular-voice) Is it like that?
(off-camera): It's... It's right near to Montreal and Nova Scotia actually.
- Oh, so, it's gonna be like... - (confused): Montreal's in the north?
- I always thought Montreal is down south. - Wait, so it's like Canada.
- So, it's gonna be like... (combines Canada/NY impression) Eyy, sorry, over there!
- It'd be like New York/Canada, no?
- That's pretty good, yeah. (Canada/NY impression) Get that reindeer off this bus!
(both laugh)
- Wilbur looks after you. - D'you remember the pig? The pig in Babe's name is Wilbur.
- No, in Charlotte's Web. Not Babe. - Charlotte's Web.
(off-camera): The pig in Babe is called Babe.
- The pig in Babe is called Babe.
(both laugh)
- You are so tickled. That's so funny.
- But yeah... - I love that so much. Wilbur's name (laughing)
- That's my brain. I'm like 'The pig in Babe is called Wilbur!'
- Oh, Charlotte's Web. But you were so disappointed.
(both laugh)
- D'you know what? It's like that bar that has yer man's toe in a jar.
- Over in Dawson? My friend used to live in that town. - They do like the shot with the toe.
- Someone swallowed that toe one time. (shock laugh)
- I don't think it's the original-- Oh God, that actually made me want to get sick.
- So, the barman, the owner - I can't remember what his name was - had to chase the guy down 'cause - So, there's a fine. There's a fine if you swallow the toe.
- Mate, stop! I'm gonna- I'm gonna throw up - No, no, no. Right there's a fine if--
- So, the guy -- because there's a fine, like if you swallow the toe, you have to pay $250 and they're like 'nobody's going to do this.'
- Some guy put $250 down on the bar and skulled the toe.
- How do you swallow a toe? I thought like taking a tablet was bad. - Down in one, I dunno. Baby toe?
(off-camera) With a chew. - Alright, anyways!
- Here's it! If we wanna save Monster and their energy drink brand, what we gotta do is sacrifice one of your thumbs, send it to the factory, tie it on a string and just dip it into all of the drinks and then... goldmine!
- Just like, 'needs more dog.'
- Right? I know it's your thumb but I think we should split 50% of the profits 'cause it was my idea.
(off-camera) How does this compare to the last?
- I'm left-handed anyway so that's fine, I don't need this thumb.
- Seán's just like 'What the f*** is happening?!'
(off-camera): There's the real Jack Daniel there.
- What a dude! I mean, this guy f***s.
(both laugh)
- He has a beard to protect himself from the whiskey.
- He was swimming in poontang back in... what the f*** year was it?
(off-camera): More like Snatch Daniel's, am I right?
(both laugh)
- Colin, ya dog!
- Snatch Daniel's!
- (dog impression) A-roo-roo-roo-roo! (laughs)
(off-camera): Oh, [Lewis Hamilton] he dated Nicole Scherzinger.
Both: That's who it was! It was Nicole Scherzinger.
(off-camera): I don't, I don't think- Yeah, they're not together anymore.
- No, they're not, no.
- She's a babe! He was doing well for himself with her now.
- I'd be like past Nicole like 'Ooh, love this stuff. It's great.'
- Actually, no! She'd hate that. They're broken up. - No, she'd be like (stern-face)
- You can imagine Lewis Hamilton coming home and being like 'Nicole... you just gotta put on your seatbelt and feel the G's!'
- I'd say that's what he says. It's no wonder it didn't work.
(off-camera): Did you say 'feel the cheese?'
- Feel the G's (off-camera): The G's.
- Yeah, which is marginally better actually.
- 'Feel the cheese.' Jesus... (off-camera): That's why I was like... That's what I like 'Jesus Christ.'
- If ya ever want a mood-killer, shout that out. (off-camera): I was like 'Why would you say that?'
(off-camera): Do ya wanna... guess some flavours?
- What is a stroopwafel? (off-camera): Nope.
- Okay. (laughing)
- Potato... potato then! A-ha-ha!
- (laughing) I hope we get just a cut down of that. Oh, there's the Irish TRY Channel. 'Potato, ha ha ha!'
(both laugh)
Both: Yay! Smirnoff!
(off-camera): The bit where you guys both went 'Yay! Smirnoff!' sounded like...
(off-camera): like, the worst, like, family home where, like, the kids---
- Yeah, yeah! (laughing) 'It's breakfast time!'
- 'Yay! Mommy gave us Smirnoff again! Yay, sodie pop!'
- I'm doing terrible at school!' (laughing)
- My brain is soft! (laughing)
- You know what we should do actually and it can be gas? If it looks like I'm just shouting abuse at you but you edit so it's just like 'I love you, Colin.'
- 'You're my best friend.' and I'm like 'F***ing scumbag! I f***ing hate ya! You're a terrible producer! Nobody likes ya! You don't even have any friends!'
- Say one or two more positive things 'cause that was longer than the first thing you said.
- Oh, okay. I love you, Colm. (laughs) I called you Colm!
(both laugh)
- Thanks, Dómal!
- D'ya know what I mean? So, it's gonna be good. D'ya know what I mean, like?
- Am I turning more Athlone, no?
- D'ya know what I mean? (off-camera): What?
- Am I turning more Athlone? (off-camera): What?!
- Am I turning more Athlone, no? (off-camera): What are you saying?!
- 'Mon the f***ing town! (off-camera): What are you saying?!
- 'Mon the f***ing town, boys!
(off-camera): Are you -- Is that English?
- 'Mon the f***ing town, boys, alright? I'll puck the jaws off you now, so I will.
- The beauty of Jameson is that you can drink it straight and it's so smooth. This, not so much. This - But this, in our gingerale, Schweppes, ehh, would be... yeah.
- That's what I would drink. What was I saying? Half way through that sentence, I started thinking about this website, I completely forgot what I was saying.
- The cheetah. 'Well, I like elephants but I couldn't eat a whole one.' That guy.
- Schweppes. Tonic water's nice too, actually. The old, eh, Jameson are doing the old-- Oh, f*** it anyway...
(off-camera laughing)
(singing loudly) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Hey, Seán!! Are you enjoying this, are ya? Atta-boy!
- (singing Mario music)
- What's your favourite song? Is it that one or is it the...
(singing the underground Mario theme) - Dooba-dooba-dooba.
- Dooba-dooba-dooba.
- Dooba-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-dibba-dibba-dibba-doooooo...
- Dooba-dooba-dooba. (all laugh)
(off-camera): Starting seeing fairies now, ah? Ah? - No.
- D'you really want me to answer that?
(off-camera): S'pose, yeah. - I am.
- I'm right here! I have been referred to as a síog before.
- A what? - A síog is an Irish fairy.
- A síog is a fairy? - Yeah, it's not a good thing.
- A síog is, like, someone who cause mischief, is disruptive, often encouraging people to drink, leading people down the garden path. They seem to be impervious to all these things.
- Or like a bad influence? - Yeah, they're like someone who seems to be of this realm but actually isn't.
- That is a very accurate description of you.
(off-camera): Justine, be careful of your hair.
- Yeah, your hair's a bit... Yeah, you'd wanna get that. - Oh, okay.
- I don't... You know what? I will suffer for my art 'cause it's all about art, lads.
- Art is where it's at.
- Maybe less enthusiasm.
- I'm not sure I need a dilator.
- We can't possibly recreate this with these...
(muffled talking with brush in mouth) - He set us up to fail!
- You're going for the ol' stabby-stabby technique. - I like sharp clouds.
- Does it look like a sea yet?
(off-camera): That's pretty good, John.
- You must have a serious personality if you're using a one-inch brush, that's the only thing I'll say there, Bob.
- I think he's under-compensating for his massive c*ck.
(both laugh)
- I don't even know what this brush is for.
(off-camera): Yeah, you'll need that later so I s'pose you wouldn't use it now.
- I'm more of an Impressionist myself, I think.
- Is your anxiety through the roof, Colin? (off-camera laughing)
(off-camera): Who's- Who's in your painting?
- Me and Brian.
(off-camera): Are you out for a walk in the...
- This is us... in New Zealand. - On an unstable hill.
- On an unstable hill, there's a lot of... geo-activity there. - And I'm like 'Lolsy, look! A glacier! and she's like 'Oh, it's moving so slow!'
- There's a lot of earthquakes and stuff and we're like 'Ohh!'
- Tighten your face!
- 'I'm too old to tighten my face.'
- (laughing) It's actually coming off. Okay, turn, turn, turn.
- This feels like my granny.
- 'Good girl! Now you'll be nice and clean for mass!'
- Nicolas Cage's Castor Troy from Face/Off once said 'I could eat a peach for hours.'
- Uhh, I don't think he could eat these for hours, to be honest.
- (Cage impression) I didn't eat her ass. I didn't eat her ass one time! No way!
- (Cage impression) A-N-N-A-L-I-N-G-U-S. Anilingus!
(laughing)
- Sorry, did a scene from Vampire's Kiss there.
- (Cage impression) If I asked you to suck... my tongue, would you hold it against me?
- Nicolas Cage. Face/Off again. It's the - It's like right after. C'mon, Seán!
- We needed to give you some kind of content, I'm sorry. Here's just a bunch of picture of Nic---
- Ready for the big ride, baby!
- C'mon! Face/Off? Ahh, this guy...
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- A wine video needs to happen where we, like, sample different rosés?
- Oh, and boozy brunch! - And boozy brunch! Oh, listen! I mean, it could be quality!