just a random bus hanging off the side of the building
thousands of them everywhere okay you got this we're crawling through that looks like poop right
there we're at Disney Springs it's a new month you know what that means new Gideon's cookie to review
all right we got the good it's not that bad of a wait it wasn't a virtual cue today so it wasn't
like a four hour long wait i waited in line for standby for like a little over half an hour but
hi my friends this is what we're dealing with we have morning joe right here he's a he's a sleepy
little skeleton man so for march it says the backstory behind this guy is poor morning joe
an afterlife wandering from grave to grave weeping for those who couldn't be saved
what helps to break his solemn mood and fill his heart with gratitude when chocolate coffee and
toffee taste mixed with a teardrop fallen from his face this month's limited edition cookie is
morning joe's coffee toffee chocolate chip now morning is spelled like you're sad like
that type of morning not like morning it's a definitely a lighter cookie time for the break
i am seeing some coffee grounds in there i love that toffee flavor oh wow now like the coffee cake
cookie you don't get too much of like overwhelming coffee but with the coffee toffee you're really
gonna get those coffee ground on the back end of the taste so first off you're gonna kind of get
that like cool chocolate chip a little bit of the coffee ground like grittiness then you're
gonna get like this crunchy and chewy wonderful like toffee flavor and then on the back end of
it you're gonna get this like strong coffee ground flavor so if you don't like strong coffee ground
flavors you're not going to like this but the toffee is so good wow i think i'm doing 8.5 on it
that's good but not my favorite limited edition cookie but if you like coffee and toffee we're
going to be in heaven this toffee is great look at the chunks of it look at that oh man then you
get like the sea salt on top okay so we're back at home right now running a little behind i have
a flight to st louis i have to go make i'm going to film like a haunted house convention but you
guys have probably already seen that already this video will probably like all this the crazy kevin
adventures that happened throughout that trip but i'm excited to go see the markov's haunted forest
gang i gotta go back i'll see you guys there so uh we're at the airport right now flake out
delayed an hour most people think of that as a negative i'm gonna think about is this positive
i'm gonna enjoy it overly priced pretzel while looking at a piece of artwork
i just wonder what that guy is dreaming about and
what was the artist's inspiration behind sculpting him like that
uh
three hour delayed flight on the tarmac for like an hour and a half on frontier that was that was
rough but you know what things are looking up we're here now we're here in um st louis and
look at this happy man eating his custard i've never seen a man so happy eating custard before
well this man is a is definitely simping for um this angel i've never been to st louis whatsoever
where i gonna hop into uber and we're going downtown we're going to a party at the city
museum i don't know what to expect so we're all going to be doing this for the first time together
who knows what's going to happen tonight
let's get out of our uber we're here in st louis uh the night went totally different
than i thought let's get inside right now okay we're in some massive sports airbnb yeah so the
original address that i put in the uber driver is like this is the bad part of town i was like
what do you mean he's like somebody gets shot here like every single day pull up to the place where
i think i'm at we're in like some neighborhood and so i called paul he's like dude you wrote
it wrong hashtag dyslexia problems so uh added the new address now we're here in some uh airbnb
with um i have no idea what this place is but we're gonna be going to uh the city museum which
is they're gonna have like drinks and food and it's like a crazy place i don't know we'll see
we're gonna go experience it together people are up there on a walkway what am i walking
into right now there's like airplanes up there all right here we go city museum
monopoly manning up against the wall i guess this is a giant art installation hi paul where are we
right now you know dude what did you get uh this is the city museum and it is amazing everybody
tell us all about the city museum come here young lady you're on camera now let's talk yes what
is the city museum city museum it's honestly a great place to stick your head in small spaces
we've walked into a room and it's all just taxidermy then they have turkeys over here the
most strangest place i've ever been in my entire life it's like a museum but it's not a museum
every single room is so different none of it makes sense there's just a small little door here
what is this why am i doing oh oh my god i'm just
there's like stone architecture now i'm crawling through a tunnel this is made for a kid
oh my god
there's no way to get out of here oh wait yes there is
where we go okay we're gonna we're gonna slither this way
i'm just i have to go on my back oh oh that drops kevin are you okay no where am i going ball
i don't know what's going on i'm too old for this crap
yeah you're skinny and slender so what let's we're going to hop down here
where are we going okay here we go here we go come on everyone ah
now underneath there is a small little sliver you think you can fit down there oh boy
oh down there oh boy
where does this go i don't know
this is so claustrophobic and i don't know where i'm going there we go down here
you made it oh i'm gonna go over here it's a giant spider
then over here we have a lizard so it's one guy who designed all this stuff in his weird mind
there's like some white snake or a dragon so like here's a bar
and then here's just like this random thing you climb down you got margaritas now like
who are these creepy old people just looking at you they're just on the wall
i don't understand this place at all if i don't have butter it's not worth it is it oh my god
we're going down so there's floor where are we going down to hell or something
what there's a giant organ here
and the problem is you can't just walk now we're crawling through oh my hole where are we having
a bird cage now in a bird cage inside of a train this is this is where a train comes by
it's still happening no [ __ ] we still got this we're crawling through that looks like
poop right there are you living your best life right now paul the best life i could live kevin
to go down there to escape they literally trap you in each room and you have to escape from me true
how you doing you're being birthed back into the world right now kevin how you doing
what are you going through everything about this is wrong i was talking about your personal life
what are you going through right now i mean i have a beautiful wife and a beautiful child and
a beautiful kid on the way so my life is great this exact moment not so good okay feet first
what is this oh my god this hurts so much
i was confused on what they're sitting on it's a giant pencil they're sitting on a
giant pencil right now it's a great night like is this just construction or is this part of
the art installation and then over here they just have all these different types of pencils
throughout the world like they're just random skate ramps here well what is this it's a lock
these have giant rope swings here what checkers a random tractor this is just fine
now this is a giant chamber pot exhibit just chamber pots that's why you go to
the bathroom in these are all different types of chamber pots
we're heading into a castle now and there's more of these like glides that you can go down
it's so slow oh god for this slide you slide out of a dinosaur's butt or whatever triceratops look
like when it's twerking i guess this is what it looks like right next to the ball pit there's
like a little buddha and you take a slide down from up there into the ball pit here's here's
a wood slide i don't think i want to go down that wood slide or do you climb through it okay are you
just climbing through a beak and then you crawl through here into more slides and areas and at
the end of it there's kind of a shirtless man than a in a ball pit are you guys having fun tonight
that's what we witnessed i'm not saying it's worth
it but it's worth it this is great look at all these pinball machines
all these vintage pinball machines it's blocked off i really want to go in there
oh it was so hard 19 feet tall
yeah now we're going into oh my god what what there's a seven story slide above us right now
there's a cave down there and the slides go all the way up there all right so we're on our way up
all the way to the top to the seventh story that is the seventh story all right well it's gonna be
like half an hour 45 minutes to do the slide so we're not gonna do it tonight as you can see it
just goes all the way up there in the middle of all this madness there's just some fish
there's a little stingray right there okay into does that go into the cave all right good luck
just keep going just keep going parkour parkour parkour all right go down here now
and we're now walking around the cave of wonder and wondering where that goes
it's a random rock some crystals that's my baby
i truly feel like this is like what hell would look like that you're just like trapped in here
yeah for all of eternity this is what hell would look like cause there's so many little nooks
and crannies like wait well you're used to rock climbing and splunking yeah all right good luck
thanks i'm trying to see your light is that you yeah okay i'll come towards you
kevin oh god i mean
i've been trapped in this game for so long oh my god they're all up there
it's like tile work in the cave and now we're over here there's a lion
what so it's a yeah like an eel or a snake this is just beautiful i think they went in here look
it's like two eyeballs and like little pinchers i think that's where they entered into up here's all
these other tunnels you can go through there's a giant whale right here so you can enter in
this hole right here and then you can crawl so you kind of see those little lights you crawl all the
way into the whale oh my gosh look at the ceiling the ceiling is covered in like pieces of plastic i
think and there's all this woodwork and tile work yeah pterodactyl just chilling here in the lobby
look at what turn it it just slide good luck one at a time not very slippery all right monster
slide one at a time feet first okay i'm not sliding very well
go all right we're outside now the bar's in there but there's like a whole other place
to climb around out here so there's a slide that we could tell is on the outside of the building
it's a bus on the 10th floor there's just a
random bus hanging off the side of the building we're pretty high up right now
they're going to be crawling through here brokeback is crawling through
full-on mission impossible
it's crazy that this is the only thing holding you up don't say that so you climb up to the plane and
then you climb over there and then you climb down here all right we're heading out i'm just
i'm so exhausted oh man like my legs are literally like shaking from climbing and doing all of that
the airbnb was missing a lot of things but you know what it did have dove thousands of them
everywhere find the boxes
they're all like the sample size of dove advanced care moisturizer cool so we're confused on the
bathroom offerings right this is all that was here and all of these boxes are filled with those sam
sample things nothing else here dove deodorant spray the stairwell here is interesting feels
like something out of a horror movie the following day this guy most definitely has five layers on
there's a bird in the bathroom
um
did you ask to play this piano or did you just start playing it was built for me i think
he's gonna love that
when you come out of elevators they have um elevator food i guess here
you got uh all the hot people good at different bars throughout them night so uh with this lady
in the elevator were like why'd you break your legs she said she broke her leg wearing six inch
stiletto crocs and then she said to google it i'm gonna google it i'm gonna put the photo right here
how do you break your ankle on crocs but uh how do you have six-inch load of cracks
the smell in there was quite um
oh my god all right we got insomnia cookies
so that's the end of uh part one there's more crazy kevin adventures coming in part two let's
just say they get crazier this is like the kind of the tamed video but uh let's talk about the city
museum that place i don't know how it's opened it feels very dangerous but no one got hurt
it's like the a crazy adult steel jungle gym but it's like 10 stories of it going through slides
and tunnels and crawling if you're claustrophobic do not go there at all i would there were some
parts where i was like oh my god i'm kind of freaking out a little bit but if you've
ever been to st louis let me know down in the comments have you ever been to the city museum
talk about st louis real quick as a city very odd everything was just kind of like boarded up and
abandoned it it almost felt like a studio backlot there was like facades but like no businesses or
like stuff happening but guys i hope you enjoyed part one of our little st louis trip uh if you did
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