*silently putting on lip balm*
Ok, now I can start.
Good morning everyone. How are you? Happy Monday.
Well it's not Monday when you're watching this, it is Thursday but
*coughs* it's Monday for me so suck it. Starting out the vlog today by
going to Philz Coffee to edit, is anyone surprised?
no, is anyone shocked? no, i'm excited...
because I love Philz. I just f*cking love it there
Because I go there literally 5 times a week minimum
and I feel at home there, the staff knows me they don't have my order
actually they- fuck it yah they do.
They know my order, or at least some of them do. Which is kinda funny.
Oh shit there's a bus. If I get hit by this bus it boutta be lit
OOOU! WE SAVAGE--WE SAVAGE OUT HERE BOI!!!!
So let's talk about some stuff while I'm driving to Philz.
Number 1: I've been getting a lot of comments about Vlogmas.
Why I'm not doing it? Am I doing it??
So, I deeply, deeply, considered doing Vlogmas.
But, here's the thing about Vlogmas, ok?
Daily vlogging, is NOT healthy.
You can literally ask anybody who's ever daily vlogged for a length of time.
You start to feel like everything you're doing is just for the camera.
And I, used to make daily videos.
When I first started my channel, for the first like, month.
I made videos every single day. I posted every single day.
I would wake up in the morning, I'd film for a little bit, and then I'd spend the rest of the day editing
I enjoy when other people do Vlogmas.
I just didn't wanna agree to it,
and then not be able to do it to the best of my ability.
That's my opinion on Vlogmas.
let me just give you a lil quick OOTD
so my top is thrifted, necklaces, top one is
*man's voice* oh ho ho ho no no no oh ho ho oh *moaning followed by screech*
is from stargaze, the bottom one is from forever 21
jeans are from the brand UNIF, they have great jeans, shoes are blue vans
also ive been getting a lot of questions about where my phone case is from
my phone case
is from wildflower cases, I'll li-liink them down *stutters*
I'll link them down below, they have the best cases in the game
and I stand by that belief and they have a nice bumper on them
so if you drop your phone, it probably won't crack, maybe it will, i dunno
also if you wanna know a little layout of what else we're gonna be doing today you know me and you on our little date today
I'm going to be going to the mall becausssssee
I want to get some new shoes
Like, I wanna get some funky shoes
I don't really know exactly what I want
I'm thinking I might get Doc Martens
Cause I wanted Doc Martens for a while now
I might get
Maybe like a new pair of high top Converse
I don't really know
Also gonna pick up some Christmas presents
for a few peeps...
Ew.
Go ahead
*distorted voice* I'm actually so weak right now
This bitch
OKAY
*voice returns to normal* She's like crossing the street
When like
She has like the-
hand that says don't walk
I wasn't even close to her
But like, I was gonna go
Because I had the green light
And she had the like, red hand that said don't go
She decided to walk on that anyways
and then she gets mad at me
When I, like have to like stop at the middle of the intersection
to like to make sure that this bitch can go
it's like
OKAY
I understand that pedestrians have the right o way
but like
we have to, we're one big team here
it's fine
FOUND A SPOT BITCH
okay, lets go get some work done! lets go grind it out in Philz!
LETS GO GRIND
YAASSSS
*burps* mkay
Okay so, I finished at Philz, now we can go have fun
What the f- ah *sneezes*
As I said earlier, we're going to the mall right now
Okay, I used to be a really big UGG boot girl
Like I loved UGG boots
And like, every single Christmas I would get new UGG boots
Like that was my thing
I'm no longer an UGG girl anymore for many reasons
I don't really like how they look and also, ethically they're not the best
So I don't buy from UGG anymore
BUT
I still need a like, fun, winter shoe
I did want these converse
They're like 120 bucks
and so like... f*ck that, ummm..
Normal converse are like 60 bucks
So I'm just gonna stick to that
If I wanted that I could just paint on the red heart onto the side
I could go on all day 'bout that sh*t
But I did want them
So like don't get me wrong, they are super f*cking cute
Also, I'm really hungry
Oh my god, I'm so hungry
I dunno what I should eat
Maybe I'll make some pasta
Maybe a smoothie
I kinda want pasta
NO
Because then I have to do my dishes
You have to wash
The whole pan
POT
Sorry, pot
You have to wash, the bowl
The fork
I don't even mind doing dishes, like, it's totally fine with me
But I just don't like washing pots and pans
And I think that's how most people are
But like, when I wash pots and pans I splash water all over myself
Once I finish washing a pot or a pan
My entire front side is just soaking wet
It's kind of a similar thing to when you step into water when you're wearing socks
You know how that feels
It's not f*cking fun
It's no different when you're doing the dishes
and then you get water all over your shirt
That might even actually be worse
than stepping in water while wearing socks
When you step in water while wearing socks
it usually dries pretty quickly
If you get a sh*t ton of water
all over your shirt while you're doing the dishes
you HAVE to change
it does not dry
it takes HOURS
That's why I don't like making pasta
Because there's a guarantee, 100 percent guarantee
That my front of my shirt will get wet from washing the pot
and like, I don't like that
and I don't wanna take that risk
So, I dunno
maybe I won't make that, maybe I'll make a bagel
but you know what,
I shouldn't make a bagel
because I'm running out of bagels
I literally have one bagel left
I make that bagel today
and I'm not gonna have a bagel for the rest of the week
unless I wanna go to the grocery store
and get bagels specifically
so should I eat my last bagel today?
I dunno
I dunno if I should because there is one left
Yeah, I don't think I should eat a bagel
I don't think I should
because
yeah, I can't
What if, later in the week
I'm craving a bagel
more than anything
and I can't even eat one
because I ate my last one today
I will hate myself
should I go get food from somewhere?
I like this restaurant
well it's not really a restaurant
it's kind of a restaurant
called Sweetgreen
They basically do, like customized salads
I LOVE Sweetgreen okay?
I used to go there, at least twice a week probably
and get a salad
because their salads are really good
about two weeks ago
I went to Sweetgreen
and
I had an experience
that made me hate it
and I haven't gotten it since
you are allowed to choose like, any kind of green that you want
lettuce, like, whatever
So I chose kale
then I get all of my toppings, whatever
and then she mixes up the salad and
it all looks good, whatever
It looks pretty normal
I wasn't really paying attention to anything, like
I wasn't even looking at what her hands were doing
I was like do you know what I'm putting my trust in your hands
To make a long f*cking story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans-
sorry. uh-
to make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag o jelly beans up my ass
To make a long f*cking story short
I get my salad, I sit it in front of me
and i start eating it
and i come to realize
that my salad rather than being kale greens
it was like a bunch of kale stumps
emma be a fucking smart bitch
plan for THE FUTURE >:(
AND DONT EAT THE GODDAMN BAGEL
BECAUSE YOUR GOING TO REGRET IT LATER
AND DO U KNOW WHAT, I KNOW THAT OKAY I'M NOT EATING THE BAGEL
I'M NOT GOING TO EAT IT, IDK WHAT IM GONNA EAT BUT IM NOT GONNA EAT THE BAGEL, AND THATS WHAT WEVE COME TO CONCLUSions
i think imma make pasta, fuck it im just gonna make pasta
because do you know what....
yeah im gonna make pasta
because, i don't even care like I'll WASH the pan myself, i'll wash the pots myself
then it'll probably take 2 minutes out of my day
what will i get out of it? a nice bowl of pasta
my pasta is made out of garbanzo beans
yeah, ya heard that right, ya heard that straight >:(
it looks normal? IT TASTES NORMAL :O ya wanna check that out, this is the brand, not spons
i know i've talked about the sponser before, and i probobly know that your sick of hearing about it
but i really fucking like it and guess what im gonna go home and make some of it
the dog martins and....
Dog martins but like there 140 bucks
and like I don't how much i would even wear them? I feel like
I would be wearing vans everyday anyways so
that got shut down. Also it wasn't very comfortable
which was really upsetting I though they were going to be super cumfy
and they just simply were not and they were fuckin huge and heavy
Then I just look around to get christmas gifts for anyone else and like
nothing that I had in mind was
in the store.
and I'm not going to go in details because.. those are secret things *turns*
now but hey you know at least I tried
I think i'm also like super hungry which is making me impatient also!
here is a little
~Holiday Hack~ during the holidays go into
go into william sonoma the store if you have one near were you live
They always have some nice warm apple cider
you could just go in there get some apple cider and then OW omg i just scratch myself in the ear
shopping little cup with nice warm tasty apple cider and its kinda nice
i don't really like apple cider but its the thought that counts
*moan*
did you hurt your self? A little bit:)))))
*pours water
lets pick out what type of past we want
lets take a little look at what a rotini looks like for all your uncultured swines
at home
heres a rotini
is penah might have to do the penay
we have shells TEMPTING HMMM
*sigh*
Thing im gonna do the panay
do we have an open pizza sauce?;000
YA pizza sauce...
I ate it i talked about it before
its the best tomato sauce
so good like your fuckin grandma home made shit
fuck that this is better i'm sorry i didn't mean to offend anyone
anyway
while we are waiting for my paste to cook
lets make a nice coffe should I make decaf?
of course I shouldn't. Also look at my new addition
to my expresso
you know you got the expresso right here
ew you whats so--
*BOOM*
Dont ever do that. nothings ever looked more stupid
*WOW*
Ow ooh last time i tried to make pasta it over flowed
A lot and i'm just hoping it doesn't happen again
you know i'm not a perfect cook but i'm not that bad i'm not half bad
*smile*
i'm so exited
OMG that's so much past
i'm so exited to eat my food I'M SO EXITED
i'm just hungry