- [Laura] Everyone died!
- [George] *laughs* This was the year that "Logic" and "Reason" got divorced!
*laughter*
- [Dermot] Uh... it saw the deaths - - [John] Death!
- [Dermot] It saw the death of Bowie, Prince, and...
hope for all humanity, so, yeah!
- [Laura] "*Something* At Zoo Prompts Backlash".
- [Dermot] Uh, it's, uh, "Monkey Sex At Zoo", uh, "Prompts Backlash"! *laughter*
- [Diane] How many words? - [Laura] "Dicks Out For Harambe At Zoo Prompts Backlash"! - [George] Oh...
- [Diane] What!?
- [Dermot] "Harambe's Death At Zoo Prompts Backlash"! - [Sarina] "Harambe's Death!" - [John] "Harambe!"
- [George] It literally sounds like he was visiting the zoo and had a heart attack!
- [Laura] Yeah!
- [George] *imitating Harambe* "Good day, sir - oh! Tell my wife... I loved bananas!" *laughter*
- [David] "Britain Backs..."
- [George] "Britain Backstreet...'s Back."
- [George] Backstreet's Back? Alright! - [Laura] Alright. Alright.
- [George] *laughing* "Britain Backstreet's Back, Alright!"
- *♪ Alright ♪ from "Backstreet's Back plays*
- [Dermot] "Britain Backs... Up In Time" -
- [Dermot] "And Becomes A Really Racist Place"! - [Sarina] *laughs*
- [George] "Britain Backs Brexit". - [Laura] "Britain Backs Brexit."
- [Diane] *laughs* - [Laura] We went to bed, okay, at like - ten o'clock,
and they were like "Ugh, pfft, sure, Britain will still be in -"!
You wake up at, like, six A.M. and you're like, "Oh, the world's on fire!"
- [Diane] What!? - [Laura] What did you think!? Did you think it was for breakfast cereal?
- [George] "Rio Gets Ready For..."
"Ferdinand".
- [Laura] Ha! - [George] It gets ready to have a last name.
- [John] "Rio Gets Ready..." - [Dermot] "To...Spread Some Disease"! I don't know, is that - we're talking about Rio Ferdinand?
- [George] What do you think, Chewy?
- [Laura] *imitating Chewy* "Rio... Gets... Ready.. For... *barks*" - [Diane] *laughs*
- [Patrick] Oh yeah. - [David] "Rio Gets Ready For The Olympics."
- [Patrick] I'm not much of an athlete. - [David] Is that it!?
- [George] This year, Rio held the 2016 Olympic Games.
- [Diane] Did anyone watch them?
- [George] No. - [Laura] I was in -
- [Patrick] Uh, who else? Well, Michael Phelps fucking tore the shit up, as usual.
- [Ryan] By his big, flappy feet.
- [Laura] *laughs* - [Diane] The male gymnastics was something of a highlight!
- [Diane] I have to say! - [Laura] Oh, it was brilliant! That pommel horse final! Oooh!
- [Dermot] "Holocaust Museum Asks Visitors to Refrain From..."
- [George] "Getting Your Dicks Out For Harambe!" - [Laura] Harambe!
- [John] "From Chewing..." - [Dermot] "From Bringing Up Trump"!
- [George] What do you think?
- [George] Don't ignore the facts! You know it! - [Laura] "No, no!" Just, that was a real "Nope!"
- [Dermot] "Holocaust Museum Asks Visitors to Refrain From", um, "The Whole Nazism Thing"?
- [Sarina] *laughs*
- [Dermot] "If you could not be a Nazi, that'd be great!" - [John] *unintelligible* - refrain from that!
- [Ryan] Thats... - [Patrick] Oh! Uh, "Catching Pokémon!"
- [David] Pokémon GO-ing? - [Patrick] Yes!
- [Diane] Well, didn't we all, enjoyed it for about an hour?
- [Laura] Yeah.
- [Diane] And then we all kinda forgot about it. - [Laura] Lit - literally an hour, right?
- [Dermot] He's gotta catch 'em all. That's - that's, that's why.
Oh, God, that one sounds really bad, as well!
- [George] Uh, but also - *laughs*
Why were there Pokémon there? Why was that worked into the game? - [Laura] Yeah!
- [Dermot] Remember when we were talking about Pokémon GO, and thinking,
"Oh, has - has the world gone mad? Pokémon GO is a thing!"
- [John] Yeah.
- [Dermot] *fake crying* And then it just got worse!
Oh, good! Good! - [Sarina] Something...
Because it's been really - fecking - joyful so far, so let's - ugh.
- [John] Oh, my God.
- [Diane] "Everyone". - [Laura] "Everyone".
- [George] *impersonating Alan Rickman* "Everyone has died, Mr. Potter."
- [John] The bees are dying. - [Dermot] The bees are dying!
- [David] Alright, we've had Bowie, Prince, uh - - [Patrick] Oh!
- [David] Alan Rickman, Fidel Castro... Harambe... - [Patrick] Mmm.
- [John] I think if we make it to 2017, we're doing well. - [Sarina] Yeah.
- [George] I'm going with "Hope Has Died". You're going with "Everyone Has Died"? - [Laura] China! *laughs*
- [George] You go with *Donald Trump impression* "'China' Has Died".
- [George] Oh, wow! - [Laura] Aaah!
- [George] David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Prince, - [Laura] Leonard Cohen!
- [George] Leonard Cohen, Muhammad Ali - ah, Gene Wilder! - [Diane] Gene Wilder! We never mentoned Gene Wilder! Or Fidel Castro.
- [George] Fidel Castro. I love Gene Wilder, Gene Wilder is like a hero. - [Diane] Yeah. - [Laura] Yeah.
- [John] When you invite us in for a New Years Eve party video, I was like,
"Oh, great, we're gonna be drinking! Not - talking - *unintelligible* "
- [Sarina] How shit this year has been.
- [George] Oh... - [Laura] "Obama Lands in Swimming Pool Full Of..."
- [George] "Sharks"?
- [Ryan] "Lands in a World of No Change".
- [Dermot] *laughs* I just... - [John] ♪ Woah, Black Betty, O-Bam-A-Lands/ ♪
- [Dermot] ♪ Woah, Black Betty, O-Bam-A-Lands ♪ - [John] ♪ Woah, Black Betty, O-Bam-A-Lands/ ♪
- [John] ♪ Black Betty had a child ♪
- [Patrick] "Obama Lands in a State of Crippling Depression".
- [George] "Obama Lands in..."
"Harambe's Enclosure... and Saves Baby Boy"!
Is this from the alternate dimension where everything went right in 2016?
- [Laura] Yeah! - [George] Yeah! - [Diane] What!? That would be a cool -
- [Dermot] "Obama Lands in Cuba for Historic Vit - Visit".
- [George] What did he do? Did he say anything?
Did he - was he the one that broke the news, he got off the plane and went,
*impersonating Barack Obama* "Um...so, uh..."
"Sorry - to tell you, uh... that, uh..."
"Alan Rickman, uh... is dead. Uh, see you later."
- [Dermot] "Internet Freezes For *Blank* Craze."
When did the Internet freeze this year?
- [John] I don't remember it freezing. - [Dermot] What happened?
- [Dermot] Our Internet went last week.
- [John] Yeah!
- [Dermot] "Too Much Netflix". Is - was that what it is? - [John] Everywhere -
- [Dermot] "Internet Freezes in Dublin Area" - - [John] Everyone was spared.
"Because Virgin Media is Shit." Is that what it is?
- [Laura] "Mannequin Challenge"! - [George] A house could fit in there.
- [Ryan] I don't know what your opinions are on "Mannequin Challenges",
but it's genuinely stupid people going, "I can't believe they've all stayed still!"
- [John] That's all you have to do! Like, that's not talent! - [Sarina] *laughs*
- [Ryan] "Bob Dylan A-Accepts", uh,
"His Nobel Prize For Not Being Able to Speak Properly."
- [David] *imitates Bob Dylan* - [Ryan] *imitates Bob Dylan*
- [John] "For Speaking Like This: *imitates Bob Dylan mumbling*"
- [Laura] "Bob Dylan Accepts His Nobel Prize For Changing His Voice For That One Album and Sounding Really Weird".
- [Dermot] "Bob Dylan Accepts His Nobel Prize For Not Dying In 2016"!
- [Laura] "For, uh, "Literature"!
- [John] Which is a happy one! Yeah! Delighted for Bob. - [Sarina] Happy for him! Yeah.
- [George] Get ready for some abstract art!
- [Laura] Woah!
- [George] We're gonna critique the shit out of it! - [Laura] 'Kay, do a countdown! - [Diane] Nobody scare -
- [Patrick] Five!
- [George] Four... three... - [Laura] Four... three... - [Diane] Four... three...
- [Dermot] Two... one, Happy New Year! - [Sarina] Two... one, Happy New Year! - [John] Two... one! Happy New Year!
- [John] Woo! - [Sarina] Woo! - [Dermot] Woo!
- [Laura] Happy New Year!
- [George] Happy New Year! - [Diana] Yay! - [Laura] Yay!
- [Laura] Aah! - [George] *laughs* Oh!
- [John] Oh, the camera's destroyed! *laughs* - [Dermot] Oh... oh! That shouldn't have happened!
- [Dermot] Thank you for watching the videos.
- [John] Yeah.
- [Dermot] We really appreciate it.
- [John] 2017 is going to the - be the year of a million subscribers on "Facts.",
so stay with us!
- [John] Yeah! - [Sarina] It's gonna be a great video. - [Dermot] Yeah.
- [John] And pop these, will we? - [O.S.] Okay.
- [Dermot] Ah-choo! Oh, geez! Ugh! Ah-ha!
- [John] In my mouth! - [Sarina] *laughs* - [Dermot] Ugh. Ah-ha!