hi it's Divya G. What does the G stand for? (I'm standing) the G stands for
Gobi.
* Shah Rukh Khan is quaking * Aloo gobiiIIIIIIIIIIII.
I feel like I'm on a first date again because I haven't filmed for so
long that it's so awkward it's like I'm meeting you again for the first time
it's like "hi how is... you know... the weather?
oh is that the time???
why do I deep things so much? you know
just create content just- it's fine okay? the walls are thin and so is Mariah Carey
It's still quite blank you know
it's kind of like my brain.
I thought today we could have a very productive
(not so productive) evening :)
I felt like- I was watching Despicable Me and you know
what I realized?
I'm Gru.
I want to create
pause for effect
DE MOOOOOOOOOOON
if I'm not gonna be the art hoe (rake) that I always wanted to be I can at least pretend I
bought copper wire because, intention wise I said okay I might do this and
I'm gonna create like a nice little moon aesthetic like this and it's gonna
hang up on my wall and it's I'm gonna have fairy lights and it will drape
around my bed and it will just be so like
basic
like every single video I make I'm just
like "hey guys sorry do you guys remember me? yes I'm so sorry for not uploading
because you know I've been busy you know I'm milking my cow. Feeding the camels #RELATE
you know but at the end of the day like if I don't upload for two weeks the
world continues
Theresa May and the UK is still gonna leave the EU we're still
gonna BREXIT, you know? Donald Trump is still president
and
Mariah Carey
still skinny so??? this is where I just like hide all the mess just so we
pretend it doesn't exist
you could start with why am I so obsessed with stars and the moon?
well ladies and gentlemen....
it all started back when I was a little
soft partially boiled egg
yeah I don't know why I like the moon so much maybe it's cause I resemble it.
I want like.. this shape
what the heck this doesn't make any sense this is just
getting bigger and it's just expanding
it's like me every time I eat anything
Fam, like... the rotis my mum makes is rounder than this wAt the Heecc UH
yeah the what is the D stand for it does not stand for DIY Divya same time why
isn't it -..okay.... okay we're getting some you know wHAT? Make Nick Jonas proud he
likes it when THE mOON LOOKS LIKE A TOENAIL.
you know when you try to like put in more effort and you try to
make things better but you just ended up making things worse yeah that's uh
that's me and my life. I blew my nose too hard such that my nose is actually bleeding I
would show you the tissue but I feel like that's just not safe for work. Why
am I still sitting here looking like some emo skater boy tumblr from my space??? (yeah it makes no sense)
now I
remember why I had this hat on lmao
L'Oreal (not a sponsor)
*interwoven coughing* So I have some command strips
dah ma- de ma- demage free-hanging
this could actually be okay okay okay okay
okay John Green OK?! We're out here and we're gonna do this TING.
IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE ANOTHER MOUNTAIN
Jesus Christ
Oh NO nO no uugughgh
hONESTLY
this is a workout. Gym Shark? Sponsor me yeah? everything's
going amazing
*loses balance.... on the bed.... somehow... idek*
That didn't happen.
I see skies are blue red roses too-
I'm actually pulling a muscle actually not even a joke
Like a bra, this needs support
I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme and you're not asking but I'm trying to grow a moustache
I mean I've already got one.
I eat cheese but only on pizza please uwu
I can't eat cheese because I'm lactose intolerant
one debt to society later.
the north is just so cold here I am in my own home
with a scarf with three layers and gloves
I'm turning into the Smurfs. I can just like feel my internal organs just
shutting down because so cold Ed Sheeran where you at? Time to write a song
A few moments later
2,000 years later
at last I see the light
what is this? Tangled? Me being me and having downloaded tinder once for
approximately three hours before I deleted it, I signed up for a charity event
was called first dates
I've never been on a date, you know? The only date I know
is the dried fruit and I tell them yes this is who I am
and these are my interests that was like a month ago and there has been three
different events where they've matched over 350 people together and where's my email???
To cut a long story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass and
this is 24 hours later now I ain't find none yet
so clearly and evidently they've been
unable to match me becauseeeee
No one can handle this clearly
*soft crying*
THE BREAKUP?! - by lany
Wouldn't know.
Can't relate.
Keep pushing
PUSH IT OUT ~just toilet things~
Oh god I just feel like I've given birth.
I mean weird flex but ok.
The work in progress all
the points are now stuck to the wall and the only thing left is this big old pile
of stuff and make it not a mess
that chick in Rumpelstiltskin... is this how she felt?
This is the moment
of truth
Here we have the moment of truth.
That was honestly an anticlimax
not really a toenail. Maybe a toenail with a fungal infection