Today, you will finally be mine.
Wow, it's just like my dream.
[laughing]
[grunting] Yay! I got one!
[whistle blowing]
Aw. Ah.
[grunting] Gotcha!
Huh?
Hey. That's my college funds.
[grunting] I got you this time! Oh.
[buzzing]
[belching]
[grunting]
[screaming]
Congratulations. You just earned your Swamp Ate Fishing Badge.
Oh, I get it, "Swap Ate Fishing".
He fishes us.
Let the four-legged race begin!
[grunting]
[cheering]
[chattering]
[grunting]
[groaning]
[groaning, laughing]
That was some fancy racing. Uh.
[meowing]
Gary, his name is Gary. [vomiting]
[gasping]
[groaning] I have an idea!
Let's sneak in the canteen and grab some food.
But isn't it against the rules?
You poor, naive sponge. There's rule rules,
and then, there's stomach rules.
[grunting]
It's locked.
[grunting]
I have my Breaking and Entering Merit Badge.
Whee.
[laughing]
No, I don't wanna.
What's wrong, Patrick? Come on in.
Yeah, the water's Jim dandy like sweet candy.
Ooh, candy? Okay, I'll do it.
[grunting]
Candy!
[grunting]
[chirping]
Oh!
The next challenge is for nocturnal jelly milking.
Here you go.
Just fill this jar with jelly jam
and the badge is yours.
I caught one!
Oh, boy! Well, this oughta be easy peasy.
Who's a cute little jelly? You are.
[clearing throat]
This one's too puny to fill the jar.
Why don't you try this one?
[screaming]
[cheering]
Mr. Squidward, you done great.
[groaning]
Yeah! And SpongeBob got his first jellyfish.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry, but fake jellies don't count.
No jelly badge.
[crying]
But what you do get is
a Saving a Counselor From a Monster Badge.
[laughing]
Yeah!
Congratulations.
Way to go, SpongeBob!
I love this camp!
Yeehaw!
Hmm hmm hmm.
Too much red.
[crying]
Not enough red.
Oh, this looks like it was done by a five year old.
- Oh, you are a five year old. - Um-hmm.
Hmm. Well, it's still garbage. Ta-ta.
Ow!
Get off me you little twitten!
Don't just stand there, imbeciles, help me!
[groaning]
Hmm. Too many legs.
How much is this fancy food costing me?
[horn honking]
I said, "go faster", not "fleece me."
I want cheap, simple food for the children
or you're fired!
Like this, Mr. Krabs?
Hmm. Looks simple enough.
Oh. Mommy Daddys, a tasty patty.
And only took a few pennies worth of ingredients to make.
[crying]
You made this camp master a very happy crab, SpongeBob.
Why don't you just try for something easy?
A Playing Dead Badge?
[both] No.
A Going Home Badge?
[both] No.
Um, um, ah, here a Making Friends Badge?
All you need is four signatures.
[both] Will you be my friend?
I don't know if that counts, Patrick, we're already friends.
This friendship is interfering with my badge game.
Hey. There are a lot of potential friends in camp.
Okay. But if you get in my way again, I will destroy you!
We're back talking to Sandy Cheeks,
this summer's biggest science fair winner.
Oh, what'd you make here, Sandy?
Well, Perch. I call it my combination volcano
and rocket. Wanna see it launch?
Absolutely. Get a shot of this rocket, Harvey.
He said, "unintelligible"
[groaning]
Okey dokey. Here goes.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Welcome to the eating competition.
Time to gorge yourselves on my gourds.
[meowing]
[whistle blowing]
Yeah!
[belching]
[chuckles]
You must really like my vegetables.
What a healthy boy.
[meowing]