HM-HM!
TIME TO ACE A FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASS!
BUENOS DAY-OS! [Buenos días]
BONE JUICE! [Bonjour]
GRUNTON TOG! [Guten tag]
Principal Dean: WELL, RIGBY, YOU DID IT.
YOU FAILED ALL YOUR FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASSES.
MAKES ME SO SAD SEEING YOU WALKING THROUGH THE HALLS,
A GROWN MAN FLOATING AROUND LIKE A GHOST.
WHY DO I EVEN NEED A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, ANYWAY?
IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL EVER USE IT IN REAL LIFE.
I CAN GET BY ON MY STREET SMARTS --
JUST WALKIN' AROUND, TALKIN' TO PEOPLE,
TALKIN' ON THE STREET, LIKE, "HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?"
JUST PASS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE SOMEHOW AND GRADUATE ALREADY!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
AND THEN WE JUST SAT THERE CRYING FOR 10 MINUTES.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, DUDE?
Benson: HELLO, EVERYONE.
I HAVE A VERY SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT.
I'M GONNA GO TO CHINA AND TEACH ENGLISH FOR A MONTH.
All: WHOA!
THAT'S AWESOME! I KNOW!
THEY EVEN COVER MY PLANE TICKET.
BENSON, DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANY CHINESE?
UH, NO. BUT I'M TEACHING ENGLISH, SO...
[ STAMMERING ]
WELL, EVERYBODY, HAVE A GOOD MONTH,
AND [CHUCKLES] YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS SAY,
"ADVENTURE COMES TO THOSE WHO SEEK IT."
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]