- Can we figure out the deets by only using our feets?
- Let's talk about that.
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Good Mythical Morning.
- Ah, look at these puppies.
- Uh-huh.
- Now we have heard from many of you
that they just don't get utilized enough on this show.
- Well, we've heard from one of you.
Mythical Beast, Jessica Johnson tweeted,
just saw this Japanese game show
and you need to do a what's in the box with your feet.
- And the brilliant Japanese game show
that Jessica tweets of is called "Kotatsu Police"
and on it, they have to guess what weird stuff
their feet are touching.
Yes, it's that easy, it sounds like a lot of fun.
So thank you for this suggestion, Jessica.
We'll take it from here.
It's time for this little piggy went to market
and this little piggy stayed home
and this little pig is freaking out
because it's touching something gross and unknown.
Welcome to feet street.
- Hey, we're gonna take turns using only our feets
to try and identify the mystery item
that's gonna be placed beneath us
on this mythical footsie table,
which I kind of feel like,
looked like we got our feet in a fireplace.
- Yeah, well--
- [Link] Does it look that way to you?
- The loser's feet will be burned.
- No.
- No, that's not how this works.
Okay, we're gonna get to ask yes or no questions
to try and figure out what our feet are feeling
and we get one final round, one final answer per round
and then we have three lifelines at our disposal,
if we need them.
They are rhyme it. - Rhyme it.
- Where we're gonna get a rhyme
that rhymes with the thing that we're feeling.
Mime it, somebody is actually gonna mime
what's being stepped on--
- I hope that's David Hill.
- And, well, is he gonna have gloves on, please?
Behind it, which is when the mystery item
will be put on our backs.
You know how well your backs feel, right?
- Okay. - The winner
doesn't get to burn the loser's feet.
Instead, the winner gets a massage from the loser's feet
in Good Mythical More.
- Let's see who has the magic foot touch.
All right, Rhett, we got it in place.
- Oh, you almost said what it was.
A soccer ball.
- (chuckles) No,
so slide your feet in. - Sticks.
- Slide your feetsies in there.
- Now, I'm gonna keep my eyes up.
Just so you know, I have this like sheet
to keep me from seeing,
but I'm also just gonna keep my eyes up completely.
- All right. - So that.
- [Link] Left foot, where's that right foot?
- It's coming.
Is it sticks?
- [Link] Throw it in there.
- Oh gosh, oh God, what the?
Holy, what?
- That's just a little bit of nothing.
Keep moving around.
- Oh, it's spiky as dukie.
I'm moving this thing around.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (chuckles)
Okay, is it living?
Is that what I do, ask yes or no questions?
- Yes, it's yes or no questions.
- Oh, there's stuff on the outside too.
- Is it liv...
It was, yes.
- It was living?
- [Link] It was.
- [Rhett] Is it pretty?
- Beauty's in the eye of the beholder.
I would say no.
- Oh. - Not to me.
- This isn't pretty to you?
- [Link] Not purty to me, man.
- Is there, oh gosh!
Why is it so sharp?
(crew laughs) I mean, what kind of...
Oh, that'd be fun, that'd be funny.
- That's not a yes or no question.
- Do y'all know how I got sensitive skin,
I got sensitive feet.
There's more than one of them.
- Yeah, get to know another one.
- But they're all the same thing.
- Yes.
- Is it used in the reproductive life cycle of a tree?
- (chuckles) No.
What'd you think that is, a walnut?
- No, I was gonna say it was feeling like a pine cone, but.
- Oh, a pine cone.
- [Rhett] But it sure does feel it, so it was living?
- [Link] Yep.
- Was it an animal?
- [Link] Yes.
- Holy, what?
(crew laughs)
was it a--
- We're talking fauna, baby.
- Was it a sea animal?
- Yes.
- Was it an animal that can be considered poisonous
if not properly prepared when eaten?
- I think so.
- You know what, I think I know what it is but--
- Now you only have one guess.
If you get it wrong, no point.
- Okay.
- [Link] But go ahead and guess.
- I will, no.
- Go ahead and guess. - No, no, no, no.
I wanna be completely certain. - Uh-huh.
- I would like to see a lifeline.
I would like to see it mimed, mime it, David Hill, please.
- I'm sorry to let you know that
I have to be David Hill. - What?
- I know, it sucks.
- I've been having--
- Do you know what David Hill's doing, his day job.
- I've been having fantasies--
- Which is still here.
- Fantasies of a white gloved David Hill coming out here
and motioning things for me.
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
Oh, okay. (crew laughs)
- You ready again?
- Uh-huh.
Is it a blowfish?
- It is a blowfish, take a look.
I don't know if I can.
- [Rhett] I'm gonna come around.
- Here, I'll show you one of these, here you go.
Here it is.
- So you can just get a blowfish
- Yeah. - And hang it on your tree.
- I would have accepted pufferfish,
even though that's not technically as correct.
So good job buddy, one point.
Are you bleeding?
- I might be, I need to inspect.
Please insert your feet and feel the mystery item.
(Link groans)
- First of all, the approach is a bit
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. - Treacherous.
- I hadn't done this before.
- [Link] Okay.
- [Rhett] Now go easy, go easy.
- Go easy.
- [Rhett] Don't want you to hurt your little feet.
- What?
What is that?
It's slimy.
Oh.
Oh my God.
(crew laughs) I don't know.
I just, whew. - It doesn't take much.
- Well, listen, I don't know what it is, dude.
- Ah.
- Oh, man, I'm really,
I do not like this slimy, mushy.
- [Rhett] Well, move around,
- Okay. - There's a lot to explore.
- [Link] Ah.
- [Rhett] Textures, feelings.
- It's very smooshy.
This is--
- I mean, reach over here towards me.
I think as far as you could--
- [Link] What is this?
- [Rhett] I mean, I think you can keep on reaching
and you're gonna keep on feeling.
- Is this natural, or versus manmade?
Is this manmade?
- It is manmade from natural things.
- Is it a purchasable product?
- I think you can get your hands on this.
- Is it something that's been treated with something
to make it feel slimy or? - You mean like treated wood?
Yes, it is not being presented
as you would normally experience it,
if that is what you're getting at.
- Was it ever living?
- No, not, this entity was never living.
- My, I'm--
- I mean, I guess it depends on your definition of life,
but no.
- I'ma put my big toe down in it
'cause it's smooshable.
Ow.
- [Rhett] Oh, oh.
- It's breakable. - Yeah.
- I just got a cramp on my foot, can you massage it out?
Oh, gosh. - I don't think,
I think-- - The arch in my foot.
- Okay, if I massage it, that's your lifeline.
(crew laughs)
- Well, that's actually our prize.
Is it food?
- [Rhett] Yes.
- [Link] Is it a baked good?
- Yes.
You have a lifeline now. - Why is it so freaking wet,
dude. - Don't forget,
you have lifelines.
- Can I pick it up?
- Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, don't drop it though.
- See, now I'm getting comfortable.
Now, I'm getting happy with it.
- Yeah, you're a little less, you know,
timid than you were. - Bring it all over here
to my corner.
Okay, I'm gonna use, let's see, rhyme it.
Backside it.
- I think it's called behind it.
(crew laughs)
This is when I take it
and I place it - Here you go.
Give you one of them.
Oh.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. - I can't see anything.
- Okay, this is when I take it, and I'm gonna,
okay, look that way.
- I closed my eyes.
Just walk behind me, I guess you're gonna put it
on my lower back.
- Yeah, I'm gonna put it right here on your back.
- Ooh, it's colder to the back.
(Link groans)
I'm not learning anything from that.
- Okay.
- Oh.
It's a baked good.
I don't know why it's wet.
Is it usually wet or?
Is that. - No.
- [Link] Is it a food that is sliced for sandwiches?
- (laughs) Getting very specific, yes.
- Okay, is it soggy loaf bread?
- We will accept that answer.
Take a look.
- Well, I can't, show me something.
Oh, what is that?
A cinnamon log?
- I mean, there was some sliced.
- What, okay, it's just, it is soggy bread.
- And then there's just some, I mean there's,
yeah, it's soggy bread, man.
- Okay, this round is gonna be a little bit different.
I'm here, hi.
- Hey Stevie. - Hey.
- Okay, you're gonna-- - I hear something.
- You're gonna play against each other
and I'm trying to hurry
because I need to hurry for these things.
Put your feets in.
Feets - Okay.
- And basically,
you're gonna go back and forth - Whoa.
- And asking me yes or no questions
about what's going on in here. - What is that?
- Is that your foot or is this?
- [Link] Yeah.
- [Rhett] Hold on.
- I got something, did you get something?
- I'm getting something.
- Ask me something.
- Is it a toy?
- Yes.
- [Link] For a child?
- [Stevie] Yes.
- [Link] I'm trying to keep you from feeling it.
- Well, it's not working.
- I got a cramp on my left foot now.
Stevie, help.
- No.
- It's gone now.
Is it more to be looked at than played with?
- I feel like, yes and in fact,
oh, hold on, let me re-ignite them
for you. - Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay, so it's a decorative toy.
- Can I hold your hand?
- Yes please, I need the support.
- [Link] There's something.
- [Rhett] It's so soft.
- Ironic, you might say.
- But they're tall.
Is it mimicking something that's real?
- [Stevie] Yes.
- Is it seasonal?
- No, not in the way that
you're thinking about it. - Okay.
- It's got a soft base. - What's that over here?
Oh my gosh.
I can't help but be scared sometimes
'cause there's like another one over here.
What is that? - Oh.
- Oh, I mean, I don't, ah.
What? Oh. (crew laughs)
Stop, seriously, I'm like freaking out.
- It was just my foot, man. - I don't know.
Have you gathered all of them on your side?
Because I've only got one now.
Oh, there's one.
- Okay, I got one.
Does it crawl?
- No.
- But it-- - Does it dance?
- Yes.
- Ah. - It dances.
- [Stevie] Yeah, yeah.
- Does it represent something found in nature?
- Yes.
- The only lifeline left is a rhyme.
If I ask for rhyme, does that mean
I can't immediately guess, it goes to Link?
- [Link] Correct.
- Sure, yeah. - Well then,
I'm not gonna ask for that, I'm not doing it.
- I feel like I kind of know what it is.
- [Rhett] I have a guess, but I'm afraid.
- I have a guess too, but I'm afraid.
- Okay, I'm going out all in.
- Oh.
- Is it a dancing cactus?
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- It's a dancing cactus. - Dang it!
See, I think what got you, let me see this thing.
- Whoa, hey, whoa, that was amazing.
- Look at that. (crew laughs)
It's a freaking dancing cactus.
- Hold on, is that what you were gonna guess?
- I thought it was a plant, but I didn't have to be,
I didn't know that it was that specific,
but she said ironically it's soft.
So that hint from earlier gave you the win.
- That's pretty. - Oh crap.
But can we do another round just for funsies?
- Lets.
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- All right, Stevie.
- This is a togetherness round
- Oh. - Where you're working
together to figure out - we don't like to do that.
- Things. - Okay.
- We don't like to work together.
- It's a little bit different.
You're looking for, I'll say like a word or a phrase
that you are ascertaining via the thing that is in here.
Things. - Is it a pun?
- I don't think - That's your first
- Technically it is. - Yes or no question, I guess.
- Oh, got to get my feet in.
- Okay, I've got like, ball pit.
- Oh, I got a ball pit too.
Yeah, I wonder if it's like a before and after,
like "Wheel of Fortune."
I'm only feeling ball pit so far.
- Feet in balls.
- Is there anything over there?
Like, explore the corners.
- Well, I would explore,
yeah, I would explore. - I believe
there's gonna be something hidden.
- Yeah.
- I believe there's...
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, are there balls?
- There are balls.
- Okay, good, we're on the right track.
- Ew, are there slimy balls?
- I don't think so.
- Oh, what is that? Is that you?
- [Rhett] Nope.
- [Link] That's not you?
- [Rhett] No, no, you must've found something good.
What'd you find? Let me come over there.
- [Link] Now I'm getting scared.
- Hold on, you think they put
like a cat in there or something?
Hairless cat in balls.
- [Link] Like, a dead hairless cat.
I think I've found, is that?
- That's me.
- Get off my foot, Rhett. (crew laughs)
- What do you feel?
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what is that?
Ah, I just get scared.
- I don't, is there a Hacky Sack in here?
- Did you find it? It's over here.
Is it your feet or something?
Because I'm out. - Where? Okay.
- Put your feet over here and drag something your way, man.
I'm sweating too.
- [Rhett] Oh, is that it?
- I think, it ain't me.
- Hold on.
- That ain't me. - That's not you?
- I'm over here, man. (crew laughs)
What you got,
- Oh no. - Pull it towards you.
- That's somebody else's foot, dude.
- What?
- There's somebody under there.
- What?
- They like, put Trevor under there
or something. - Hold on, is that you?
- No, that's me, but hold on, but like,
- Is that you? - No, no, no,
but go to my toes, go to my toes.
- That is a bony shin.
- Go to my toes.
My toes are around someone's foot.
I could swear that's somebody's foot.
- Hold on, what is this?
- Oh, I feel it, I feel it,
there's a hole in the bottom, it's somebody's foot.
Now who's foot that is?
That could be Chase's foot.
- Is it, oh, it's moving.
- [Rhett] It's a young foot.
- I think it's Stevie's foot.
Are you that flexible?
- Yes, it's my third foot. - Hold on.
- It's a young foot.
- It's a young foot?
- It's a foot that hasn't aged
as much as our feet yet. - Okay.
So young feet and balls.
(crew laughs) Is that a thing?
- Okay, so.
Young footballs.
- Foot. - Young football,
Peewee football players.
- What about football?
What about just footballs?
- Junior-- - Yeah!
- Oh! - Who's foot?
- Oh.
Oh, it's Chase's foot.
Hey, you got a young foot, man.
- Thanks bosses. (crew laughs)
- Are you doing a scorpion down there?
- It's kind of like a reverse Lionel pose.
- I was so confused why you were so freaked out
and you kept saying, is that you, is that you?
And now I know why you were saying that
because it was somebody else's foot.
- Footballs, oh man. (crew laughs)
And I still have to give you a foot massage with my feet
after all of that. - Yes, you do.
No, just a massage - I am being--
- With my feet, right?
It's a massage of any part of my body that I want, right?
- No, it's a foot massage.
Meaning I'm gonna give it to you with my feet.
- I just wanna choose a body part of my choosing.
- All right, we're gonna keep arguing.
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