So what you're saying is
I had his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
*creepy ass Hannibal Lecter sound* >:-D
Wonderful Treasure Find <3
I am deeply disturbed by this weeks WTF
We've done some beauty products in the past
like the nose roller and the face roller and the boob roller and what not
[S] But this [M] So many rollers
This is as intense as it gets. This is a face mask
The goal of this is supposed to be that while you're sleeping or I don't know walk around the house
You wear this
And then you become master shredder and you attack the ninja turtles. >:-D
No x-D It's supposed to
Push your face together and make it slimmer without plastic surgery
Okay we got two different kinds
Okay O_o
Uhm... Oh why did I put makeup on today this is going to ruin everything! :'(
Ehrmmerggerdd *random "Martina" whining*
..............
Let's do it
Okay! Okay
Houuua heuuua hayya which one do you want?
Left or right?
Left!
Okay
Oh my god..
MOAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
OHOHOHOHOOHO
It says here...
V-line face mask
Oh Simon
*agressive sniff*
This smells like [M] plastic [S] nightmares
Oh my .... this is actually covering my .. There are eyeholes in here?!
You got stuck with this dumb one
Everything's coming off
Can you imagine walking around the house with this on?
Like.. Honey!
Like this is absolutely. OH MY GOD I'M BANE!
I'm BANE BANE that's my name!
Don't wear it out you'll go insane!
Oh my god...
Okay I don't know how I'm gonna fit in this because this is really [M] Okay I'm gonna put yours on first
Thin point here
Okay I'm gonna put this on first..
Okay...
Come here
Wut?
It's got to be really tight too
Oh my god... this smells like paint >:-S
Aaaaahhrhgg
Uurhhhgg
It's really tight x-D
I need your help here
Cause this is really.. it's REALLY tight to put on
Well actually
I think that this is so tight that I'm losing circulation
I gotta loosen this up a bit
But then how are you going to lose your face fat? O_o
I'm going to DIE!
When I lose all circulation in my face
Urkk ahh!
AHHHHHHHHH!!! >:-o
Teenage mutant ninja tuuurtles
My eyes are starting to close cause it's pulling everything down
*mumble jumble* There we go!
See Simon?
[S] Yeah [M] Look
Your eyes are all pointed upwards now
I think we need to
This could be very wrongly interpreted
I can't see anything!
Okay no. Alright
Can you go and get a zoom-in of my face? [S] Alright
Du ru ru du ru ru ru ru
Du ru ru ru ruh huh ruh
*Sexy music*
Strike a pose!
You look like
Melina from Mortal Combat
Your face is really tiny
Rrhhgh
Rhhhhg
I can't feel my face circulation!!>_<
This is cutting off the circulation of my face
I got to go there before AHH!!!!
Ahhhh...
You just look like you have had all the blood pushed up to your forehead
Wow!
Do I look beautiful now?:-D
No you look blotchy
My turn I wanna try yours
You try mine
Okay let me take this off
Okay
Ohhhh it's like
Ahhhhhrrr
My god you're so beautiful now!!!
Look at how red I am!
Wow your nose is all folded!
Ahh
Okay this is not... and it's caught in my hair
Oh oh...
This is the worst!>:-(
Duckie...It's seriously caught in my hair...
Uh oh...
Wow Is this ever caught in your hair
Uurhh boy
Ouuh boy somebody get the scissors
Derrckie....
Look I'm getting there slowly!
This is seriously deeply
Wedged in your hair
Got it!
Okay
Let's put on the other one
Easy there
Wow I'm like actually lightheaded and dizzy from the lack of circulation in my face
I can't imagine using this at home and having any result except for like squishing your (???) all around
I cant imagine going to sleep like this because all the circulation is cut off from my face
Uhm I can't imagine going to sleep like this and waking up beside you and screaming in the middle of the night and then murdering you!
Oh my god...
Isn't that terrible?
Your nose is way too big for that mask
Your nose is too big FATASS
How dare you?!
Oh this nightmare mask smells like paint [S] Oh yeah
This one actually doesn't smell that bad. It now smells like girl
This one is way more comfortable than the one I was just wearing
Yeah it is
For the purposes of A: It's more comfortable
B: And to not scare... Oh my god
I know!
Isn't that rediculous?
I can't talk I'm actually gonna vomit
I have a really weak gag reflex
and my gag ref...
If anyone [M] BLARGH BLARGH!! hahah
I'm just gonna vomit in the mask
Fortunately I wouldn't waste any food
Cause it would be stuck there and I'd have to eat it back up
That was really gross what you just said
When I put it on I felt like it would just be like a gentle pulling
But it's actually really compressing your face
And I don't how
logically
that could possibly change your face shape
I have no idea
All I know is that
If you want these wonderful items to wear and to freak out your friends
you could buy a couple on G-market
by clicking on the link right here
There's actually five (???)
There's.. and you can wrap your stomach as well
If you want to scare people with your stomach. This is magical
I'm curious if anyone bought these and they actually work for them?
Yes
If they like measured their face
Have you become more beautiful by torturing yourself like this?
You're like the man in the iron mask right now
Yeah that's right
Didn't he get stuck wearing a mask for his whole life
He did
You know what I, I just realized. When he takes off his mask isnt he still a good looking guy?
Yeah
If he wore that mask for that long he'd be hidiously disfigured in there.
And he'd have a lot of like skin issues
Yeah
Damn it's like he took it off and he had no pimples or nothin'
Leonardo DiCaprio is what he was
Jesus that aint fair!
No
Hey let's sneak up on people
Soozee...
Why did they take my face?
*whispers* Oh my god so freaky
Why did they take it from me Soozee?
Errhhhgggg
How did they feed it to the sharks Soozee?
I'm just trying to slim my face down.
If you accidentally sneak up on me I'd probably rip your nose off
WAYAHHA
???????? put a new one on
But it will keep your nose in place if it get's crooked!
If you get punched in the face a lot, just wear this mask! :-D
Dum dum dum