- Before the show, we asked the audience
to tell us the craziest thing they've done on spring break,
and I thought I'd share some with you.
You look so sweet, but you're hooligans.
[laughter]
Manuel Marino from Valley Village, California.
Manuel?
"I got so drunk in Palm Springs
"and tried to cook a Dominos pizza in a hotel safe,
"thinking it was the oven.
The pizza is probably still in the safe."
[laughter and applause]
Wow.
[cheers and applause]
That is sad.
So you waited for a long time for that to heat up.
- [no audible dialogue]
- Still waiting.
Patricia Brown from Monrovia, California.
- Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
- Patricia says she made love on a rooftop.
[audience whooping]
[cheers and applause]
My, Patricia.
On a rooftop.
Was it a flat roof or a pitched roof or...
- Spring break.
- On spring break, yes, I know.
And that was the first time that it happened?
- Okay.
[laughter]
- So it wasn't the first time it happened.
[laughter]
Patricia, do tell.
[laughter]
- What can I say?
I said no.
[laughter and applause]
- But then the rooftop was so alluring.
Wow, all right. Well, that's wonderful.
Did you--you'll do it again then maybe.
- It was fun. - All right.
[laughter and applause]
Was it like an apartment building,
or what rooftop was it?
- This is my little spring break.
[cheers and laughter]
- Wow.
[cheers and applause]
Did you know that that's where you were conceived,
on a rooftop?
- No, I thought she was courted and fell in love.
- Yeah.
- Now I find out it's a cheap date.
- Yeah.
You were conceived on a rooftop.
What's your name?
- Samantha. - Samantha, fantastic.
You could've named her Shingle or something like that.
[laughter]
All right, we're moving on.
Dennis Thomas from Palm Springs, California.
Dennis, where are you?
Hi, Dennis.
Dennis says, "Went on a cruise
"and invited a stranger to sit on my lap,
and we've been together ever since."
[cheers and applause]
How long?
- 16 months. - 16 months now.
- Yesterday. - 16 months yesterday.
- Yes. - Well, so it's going well.
So it's still on land. It's still working.
- And we're bi-coastal, so, yes, definitely working.
- That's fantastic. Good.
Well, good for you, and welcome.
Connie Montez-- is that right?
From Mission Viejo.
Yeah?
You got arrested in Cancun for having sex in public,
but you say, "Don't tell my girls."
[laughter]
- Well, I walked up to the bar and ordered a sex on the beach,
and they misunderstood me.
- So you just went ahead with it?
- I just went with it. - Yeah.
And do you have a little somebody
to show for it, or no?
Really? Wow.
A lot of people are conceived on spring break, huh?
[laughter and applause]
All right, Adrianna Lopez in Whittier, California.
Where are you, Adrianna?
- Right here.
- Are you regretting what you wrote down?
You did this on spring break.
Wow, most people just get beads in their hair.
She got a boob job.
[cheers and applause]
- I did. - You did.
Nothing wrong with that.
I'm just saying, beads in your hair
is so much simpler than--
All right, everybody. Thanks so much for sharing.
If I shared your story,
actually, I'll treat you to dinner someplace nice,
so you'll go someplace,
you know, like IHOP or something.
[laughter and applause]
You stay off the rooftop wherever you're going, Patricia.