(Turn your volume down!) TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And welcome to Photobooth!
I bet you've never seen that many Jacks say "hello" to ya at first, okay.
We'll go into the normal camera for the beginning so you can see properly.
I wanted to do this a long, long time ago. I've seen other people do Photobooth stuff.
I think it was ever since I saw Mark do it, ages and ages ago. (2016)
The first time he did it.
I was like, "Man!
"I want to get an iPad and do Photobooth stuff!" And I just forgot, and I didn't where the photobooth thing was. I thought it was a app you had to download
I didn't know it was just sittin' on my iPad already. It was in a folder called "Pointless Shit".
I actually have a folder on my iPad called "Pointless Shit" because I don't care about anything that's in it.
(giggles)
"Ooh! Hello! My name is Jack. It's very nice to meet you"
Oh god
"I am so fed up at your bullshit
"I don't even care anymore."
Oh, I can make it go normal or I can make it go- oh, sweet love of God. Oh...God.
"What has happened to my face!?!?!?!?
Goddamnit, it's accentuating my elf ears.
I already have little pointy ears anyway.
It makes me look like- Ungah!
I'm so pissed off at you guys!!!
Look at that sweet hair!
"My name is Jack and I have a very weak chin."
I look like an anime character.
かわいい ですーちゃん
Uh, it's hard to maneuver it because...
Okay, can we move it somewhere else? Oh, God.
No.
Oh! Oh no!
Oh, Oh, OOOAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
"Hi.
"My name's Jack.
"Wanna see inside my mouth? AAAHHHH!!!"
"Can you guess what I ate for dinner today?
"AAAHHHH!!!"
Oh, it makes my expressions look ridiculous.
And just when I thought my nose couldn't get any bigger.
Frucking hell!
Oh, God!
Oh! I don't know what the hell I look like. I look like a scared anime character.
Hello!
I'm- the- my expression in real life is completely normal as well.
But this is messing me all up. That is forehead and a half.
That is a forehead that you could project a movie on!
Come to the drive-in movie Jack!
Oh...
I've seen some shit, man. I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, yes. My name is Philbert Bottomsby.
And I have a few things to say about this generation of youngsters.
They have no respect anymore!
Oh, good God.
Oh, that's messing with my head.
Oh.
Ewww!
Oh, I can kiss myself.
Mwah (Sassual!?)
Oh.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!!!
Mwah.
Goddamnit, stop fixing the lighting. Leave it on it's own.
Oh.
Oh!!
Good God. Oh, wait, can I make my head-
Oh, I can make my he-head disappe-ear!
This is what it feels like to have three heads
and two noses...
You know what, it's alright!
I've had worse.
Oh.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, that's messing with my head. Oh, God.
Can I get my face? that's almost my face perfect except the hair.
Everything else, then, is perfectly symmetrical!
It's perfect! Look at that shit!
If I wasn't talking...
It'd be a lot easier to keep it in center.
Wait.
It's like I haven't even done anything.
Hello, children!!!
I'm gonna take a bite out of your face!!!
HAM!!!
Well, this is a new feeling for me.
I mean...
I can't smell any- or see anything anymore, but...
At least my sense of taste is alright :D
I CoMe FrOm ThE SeVeNtH CiRcLe Of HeLl.
I'M HeRe To TeAcH YoU A ThInG AbOuT HuMiLlItY!!!
Look, it's two Jacks!
Oh!
This is what I shoulda used to make the Fran Bow thumbnail that time.
Woulda been a lot easier. *chuckles*
Except it's doin' the exact same expression so it didn't really work.
And that was fun to edit...
That thumbnail. Oh.
Untz untz untz untz untz untz!
I've always wanted a duplicate of myself.
Hey, buddy!
How's it going?
I'm good, how're you?
So good.
I've always wanted to talk to myself.
I thought I'd be great company.
They are taking the Hobbits to Eisenguard. *weird laugh sound of some sort IDK*
SPEED IS KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bleagh, Ble-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ggghhh!
Bleagh Bleagh
"Master has given Dobby a... present."
"Dobby is free."
Oh, God, I'm like a trollface.
Oh, what way did I do that?
Wait, go back!
Oh, now I look like a ferret.
"Hi!"
"My name is..."
Ugh, I did that voice already, what am I doin'?
I- I had a trollface goin' on.
Kind of.
There you go.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey there.
My name is Sean!
It's so nice to meet all of you.
"Would you like to come with me to the Bahamas?"
"I've got a time share."
No, don't listen to him.
He's a sniveling weasel!!!
Says me, the ratface looking dude.
Oh, God. Ugh.
I had a bit too much to drink last night.
But I'm fine- don't even worry about me.
BLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!!!
I don't feel so good. (Damnit, Thanos!)
Uuuuhhh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
Oh, Jesus!!!
I look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame!
I look like Quasimodo.
It's- it's times like this...
that I'm really appreciative to have you guys here with me.
It's a really good time.
I love you guys. You guys are the best.
Oh, man. This one's boring.
This is just, like, what I would look like if Predator was lookin' at me.
Which, apparently, my entire face is really cold.
Let's try another one. Let's try the X-ray.
Huh?!
That's not an X-ray
Oh, God.
Oh, my eyes look freaky!!!
What the fu-!?!
It looks like there's something inside 'em.
And because...
This is brown, and this is green, so they're reverted.
So this looks like the light color and this looks like the dark color. That's awesome!
Oh. What're you sayin' about my teeth, Photobooth app?
What?
This one is still one of my favorite ones. Oh.
Oh. Wait.
Can I-
Oh, yeah.
Oh,
Oh, yes.
There's the look I'm lookin' for.
I kinda look like Nicholas Cage in some ways.
Oh, God. Oh, this is weird. Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh-ho!
I always wanted a strong chin!
I always wanted a chin that people would fear me for.
I am The Great Chinnigan.
And I will destroy all of you!!!
I don't know why I'm lookin' at the mic when I say that instead of lookin' at the camera.
Hi!
"Do I have.. something in my teeth?"
I like how I can go from looking like I'm completely uninterested in anything...
And without even changing my expression...
I can look ALL KAWAII!!!
HIIIIII!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna be in your bed tonight!
And I'm gonna bite YOUR FEET!!!
Just joking!
I like this one a lot though!
It makes me look like I have a little teenie, tiny mouth!
"Oh, I can't eat anything with this mouth..
Cause my mouth is so teenie tiny!
Oh god..
You guys want to come over to my house and play Yu-Gi-Oh?
I've played all the cards. I've got three blue eyesight dragons.
"I've actually got like, ten of them cause' it's not that hard to collect them anymore..."
WELL THAT DOES IT FOR THIS EPISODE ON Photobooth!
...I don't really know what else I could do with it.
Just to look at my face all stetched out.
I'm cute,
I'm super cute!
If you don't think I'm cute, there's something wrong with youuuu!
Look at my big, beautiful eye!
But this was fun! I'm really glad I did it.
I should go back out into the normal one- there we go!
But, THANK you guys SO much for watching this video.
If you LIKED IT, PUNCH that Like button, IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS!
And High-fives all around!
But THANK you guys, and I will SEE ALL YOU DUDES...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
*Awesome outro music*
It's so to record somethin' like this just straight from a camera on your ipad instead of having my camcorder up to record that stuff. IT'S NOT NICE!