- Ooh, this is a great question.
- Oh no.
- Do you do booty stuff?
- Do I do booty stuff?
- What the heck is that?
What?
- I'll tell you more about it afterwards, moms.
(upbeat classical music)
- [Host] Hi.
- Hello.
- [Host] Who are you?
- I am Myles.
- [Host] What are you here to do?
- I am here to go on a blind date.
- [Host] Who is this lovely woman over here?
- Oh, that is my lovely mother.
- [Host] Do you think this is a smart thing
to do on a first date,
introduce your mom?
- Yeah, no, absolutely not.
- I think it's the best idea ever.
- Of course you would think that. It's not,
but I'm excited nonetheless.
- [Host] Alright, she's gonna come in.
- All right!
- Oh my gosh!
- Hi. I'm Lex.
- Lex, nice, nice to meet you.
My name is Myles.
- That was a nice reaction.
- Oh, you know.
- You are just the cutest thing.
- Thank you.
- Honestly, I'm already regretting this.
- I can already tell you and my dad would get along.
He's, wait, you're not a Capricorn, are you?
- I'm a sweet Virgo.
- Oh I love Virgos!
I'm a Virgo rising.
- Okay, so I like her.
I need you to up your game on this one.
- Oh my goodness.
- Not you say that
- Cause you're doing this for us.
- Oh my gosh.
Wow.
- Let's just, let's just get into it.
- All right. - Okay.
- Do you find me attractive?
And what do you find attractive about me?
- Oh, yes.
I do find you attractive.
- Okay.
- Definitely, have a beautiful smile.
I love that. - Thank you.
- Yeah see, doing good.
- You are.
- Thanks Mom.
Do you tend to have sex on the first date?
- No,
absolutely not.
- Good answer.
- That's good, cause I don't need either
- We're doing really good with this
- It's working out!
- Oh my goodness
- At least we could be friends,
but then bare minimum.
- We can
- Yeah like I mean she likes you way more than me
at this point so
- That's not true.
I just like her.
- Yeah, I'm like, wow mom, thanks.
- Next one.
What was your birds and the bees talk like?
Did you have one of those talks?
- Oh man, yeah, I did.
I think this was in middle school, like eighth grade
and it was with my dad.
He had his laptop and he was just pulling
up all the pictures, like this is what
herpes looks like and I'm just like, oh no.
- [Host] Is that why you don't have
sex on the first date?
- That could be the reason
- That's why you shouldn't have sex on the first date
- Honestly, to be honest. I think that was
probably why cause like deep probably in the back
of my thoughts like
- That picture came up
- That picture shows up and I'm like oh my, oh no
- No. I believe in visualization.
I figure if you see it, you won't forget it.
- Do you practice safe sex and if yes, how?
- Yes I do.
- I can vouch for that cause when I was cleaning
his apartment, when he first moved in I found a
whole dorm Costco size box of a
- Okay. All right. You didn't have to mention that.
You can't even be, can't be disappointed in me.
I hope not.
So what's your favorite type of foreplay?
- Speaking, I guess.
- Like dirty talk or?
- No
- Conversation?
- Yeah.
- Conversation. - Conversation, like make me want you.
- Okay
- Like tease me a little bit.
- [Host] Myles tease her.
- Tease her?
- I-I
- Kinda hard with
- Your mother sitting right here.
- Yeah. Definite turn off.
- Oh lets just skip this one. Okay like
- Dry is a blowout.
- You know?
- Ooh. This is a great question.
- Oh no.
- Do you do booty stuff?
- What the heck is that?
What?
- I'll tell you more about it afterwards Moms
- Are you a booty bandit?
- Nah, not, not, not me, like I remember that was
like the rage, like Jhene Aiko said you gotta eat the booty
like groceries
- Oh, no.
- but I'm just like
- Oh we're thinking about two different booty things.
- Oh! Which one are you talking about cause I
- It includes a strap.
- All right, so no,
I mean, hey, if whoever's out there and you do it,
- Oh my God.
- More power to you but
Oh my God.
- that ain't me man, sorry.
- Okay. Okay. Everybody has their boundaries.
- [Host] What do you think of this conversation?
- Let's take a shot.
- Yeah. Let's do that
- Cheers to
- Booty beautifulness.
- Absolutely, eating booty like groceries respectfully.
Alright. Why did your last relationship end?
- He cheated on me. Period.
- Ah, it pretty much like same with me.
- You got cheated on?
- Yeah.
- It's never fun.
- It's not. It's not.
- I called him at like 4:30am in the morning and was
like I don't wanna be with you anymore.
- Dang.
- And then I rolled over and was like
- That's so early in the morning, yo.
- He was already up. He's in the Navy.
- I am also in the military, so.
- Oh gosh.
- Yeah. So
- okay.
- You know
- What, what like the army or?
- Uh, Navy?
- Navy
- So, I mean, yeah, I'm pretty much a, a cook.
- It's him and the Navy like a deal breaker for you?
You kind of
- I'm not gonna lie. Okay.
I'll be completely honest.
You look like him.
Like if I could show you a picture right now
like I'm not even playing like that.
- Geez
- Like that like it's kind of crazy.
- I feel like This is your fault because you know,
every time
- It's kinda crazy.
- I always remind somebody of like someone
that they don't like.
- Okay. So we're gonna work on that.
- Okay. This is a question for you.
- Okay.
- What is Myles need to work on to have
a successful relationship?
- Expecting more from his partner? I think that Myles
gets comfortable giving, giving, giving, giving
and he doesn't realize that he should be
receiving in return.
- Mm that's interesting. cause I would say the
same thing about myself.
- What's the kinkiest thing you have done in bed.
- Oh my gosh.
- I'm gonna take a shot.
- That's fine. Let's
- I have a father who loves me
- Hey, you know you don't wanna disappoint him.
All right.
- That's your best answer Lex, to take a shot.
- Whoo.
- This is to mom. Who's the worst person your
kid has dated and why?
- Oh man.
- His ex-wife
- Oh
- Wait.
Nobody said this man was married.
Oh God wait.
No. OK. I'm gonna sit here. I'll sit. I'll sit.
Sorry. Anyway, you were married.
- Yeah.
- [Host] Is she the one that cheated?
- Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
- In a God awful kind of sort way.
- Yeah. Long story short.
- Did she have a baby?
- Yeah
- I knew it.
- Yeah. But to this day I still feel like she wouldn't have
told me that she had cheated if she didn't have that baby
- Lord Jesus, the offense.
- So I mean
- You are the catch. You are the catch for any woman.
She across the board messed it up.
- Yeah. It's mine?
If you were to take me out on a date what will we do?
- Honestly right now I really wanna go to Family Fun Center.
Like I wanna do like some arcade stuff.
Like I think it'd be really fun.
- Ooh! That actually that's that's a good answer.
- [Host] Lex, are you asking him out?
- If you want to?
No, we definitely can.
They have bumper boats. They got
- I want to come
- Go carts. We can go right now.
- Oh yeah.
- [Camera Woman] Go right now
- Go right now
- Hey, if you're down
- I'm cool with that.
I like being a part of this.
- Cheers to the last shot.
- Oh, absolutely.
(upbeat classical music)
- [Host] Was this fun?
- This was absolutely fun.
- It was, it was fun.
- [Host] Does this feel like it could potentially
turn into going on another date?
Like where are you two at it?
- I think I'm probably gonna hang out your mom.
- Going to hang out my mom?
- Girl, I would enjoy that.
Yeah, I would.
- [Host] Would you play this at home?
- Yes.
- Fun fact, I actually have this.
- I was going to say, I have it too!
I have it too!
- Going to recommend it to everybody.
- [Host] Great job, you two.
Highly recommend.
(fun, upbeat, techno music)