- Oh, hello again.
You know, one of my favorite drinks is coffee.
I drink it morning, noon, and
only sometimes night.
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And I bet you love drinking coffee too,
but what you might not be aware of
is the health benefits associated
with drinking coffee.
It actually has a lot of benefits
to your overall health, so I'd like to go over
a few of my favorites now.
Increased alertness.
Coffee is a great way to focus while at work,
before an exam, or during a long drive.
The caffeine in it actually stimulates your nervous system
and helps regulate intestinal functions of the body.
Just don't have too much of it
or you'll be a little too alert.
Ah!
That makes 10 cups.
I am ready to take on the day.
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It helps stimulate breath.
Caffeine dilates and opens up airways,
which is great for those facing breathing difficulties
like asthma and bronchitis.
People who have recently undergone surgery
are sometimes treated with caffeine
to help stimulate breathing.
And when I say coffee positively stimulates breath
I do mean breathing.
Coffee doesn't exactly have a positive effect
on other types of breath.
- Oh, hey Steve, how's it going?
How's the wife and kids?
- Oh, hey Matt.
Yeah, no, everything's good.
I ...
Oh God, is that your breath?
Oh God, it smells like someone shit in your mouth.
Oh God!
- [Voiceover] It smells like Bigfoot's dick.
- Coffee is rich in antioxidants.
Antioxidants help protect the body
against free radical damage, such as diseases,
cancer and even premature aging.
Just don't drink coffee from those rumored
magic coffee beans because they're probably
filled with something else.
- Magic coffee beans, pfft.
There's nothing magical about this coffee.
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- And coffee has diuretic benefits.
The caffeine content in coffee helps the body
to produce more urine,
which helps the body to flush out more toxins.
Just be aware that although this is good for you,
it does increase the frequency and quantity
of which you, well pee.
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Honestly, I had a lot of coffee.
You should probably just end the video.
And now you know, so go ahead
and order that extra cup of Joe.
It's good for you.
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