Narrator: Samantha was down on her luck.
In her career...
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
- If this happens again,
you'll never be a real, hard hitting journalist.
Or a blogger.
Get me Japan.
Narrator: And her love life.
Samantha: Ugh, I'm done.
I've just accepted that I'm gonna die alone.
- Samantha, don't be such a downer.
I'm sure your Prince Charming is right around the corner.
[women chuckle]
Narrator: Until one day...
Both: Can I get a hot dog chihuahua style
with chili cheese fries on the side?
Narrator: The universe intervened.
- Oh, Ethan.
Narrator: And gave her the man of her dreams.
[suspenseful music]
Woman: Something crazy
is happening in the universe right now.
A black hole opened up light-years away from us.
And it's like a magnifying glass hitting directly...
where we are.
Boss: This budding romance
is detrimental to the Excelsior project.
It'll keep her from realizing her dream
of becoming a real journalist,
or at least a micro-blogger, don't you know that?
- Of course I know that, I wrote the code.
- I need to show you something.
[thud echoes]
[gasps]
- Does this mean I'm falling in love with him?
- Don't you see, Samantha?
You already have.
- Okay, but does that mean he's like my boyfriend,
or like, what does it really--
- Girl, that is classic lack of communication.
You need to ask for what you want.
- We're caught in a time jinx.
We keep blipping forward in time
and our outfits change with each blip.
- How do we make it stop?
- We have to find you the perfect outfit
for date night.
How about this read dress?
- Oh my gosh, that is so my color!
- I am in love with it!
- Oh, ah!
- Oh, my gosh!
- Do we love?
- I am obsessed!
Samantha: Right!
Ethan: What are you saying?
Man: What I'm saying,
is that the feelings in your heart for Samantha
were put there by the Excelsior project,
now we can fix it,
but only through collision proximity plans.
You have to go to space.
[suspenseful music]
Outer space, Samantha.
- [gasps]
Finally,
it's my big break, my big story.
I have to go.
Man: I've failed you.
I swore to your parents I would get you hitched.
I failed you.
- Samantha, wait!
Don't get on that plane.
I-I mean spaceship.
- Ethan?
What are you doing here?
I'm going to become a space journalist,
or blogger.
Ethan: Samantha, I love you.
And I don't care if that was planted there
by some government project.
Samantha: Ethan, I...
Ethan: If you love me back, meet me at our spot.
Both: That time anomaly we found
behind my bookcase.
♪♪
Ethan: If I don't see you there,
then I'll know.
Batman: Girl...
I may be a full grown man dressed as a bat,
but there's two things I can always spot.
When a city needs saving,
and when someone's in love,
and honey, you are in love.
- That's not the advice I deserved,
but that is the advice I needed.
[suspenseful music]
- Science!
Exposition!
- Samantha!
[music intensifies]
- Thank you so much for watching Studio C
and this sketch that Naomi wrote.
- Mm, if you liked this video,
like it and comment your least favorite
Christopher Nolan film.
- Ooh, start a war in the comments section.
- We all have one.
Okay, good.
This wasn't a dream.
- This is real life,
this is real life, so hurry.
- Comment whether you think this is a dream or not.
Please let us know 'cause I'm scared.
- We're worried.
- I don't know what's real and what's not.
- We don't know if we can jump off of buildings
or if we should refrain from doing that.
- I don't know.
Matrix?