Aubrey, thanks coming in bud.
We're gonna get straight to it.
I know the NBA wants you to tone everything down, but we want to take it to another level.
There's levels to this, amirite?
We want you to have more life on the sideline.
We see that your already under Draymond's skin.
We love it.
Now it's time to get Kawhi on your skin.
We know a guy that does a sweet cover up.
He can get you Kawhi's laughing face on your forearm!
Ehh!
We thought about doing a removal but that would take way too long.
Plus, now you don't have to wear that dumb headband on your arm.
We know that you got the lint from Steph Curry's head.
We're gonna need that before you leave.
We've already been in contact with multiple voodoo witch doctors.
You wouldn't happen to know where we could find some Indonesian gallbladders and some
virgin rabbit feet from?
Ok, that's fine.
We'll work that out later.
Finally, I do just want to put one thing on your radar:
Pusha T might be coming to some of these games.
Just be ready for that and have that diss track ready to go.
Cause like a sprained ankle boy we ain't nothing to play with!
Am I right?
Haha!
Now I love what you're doing.
Let's get in the right mindset.
Keep it going.
Like I like this.
But we need this for game 2!
Ok, and don't worry about what the Warriors fans are saying on social media.
They're salty!
Kawhi me a river, ok.
Let's keep this momentum going, Aubrey.
We're gonna win game 2 and just hold on baby we're coming home.
Hahaha!
I gotta take this.
Durant?
Hey, I heard you wanted to start a new chapter.
I'm a grown man.