- Thanks for saving the day, Abuela. - You're welcome.
I'm glad I could teach you about our family's traditions.
Okay, everybody get together for a photo.
Look at the camera, Carlitos.
I found some really cute dresses at the thrift store for you.
I even found two of these so we could match.
Oh, now you're gonna get all the boy's attention.
Ah, Carlotta, this isn't really my--
Here, this covers up the mothball smell.
[coughing]
Wouldn't it be fun if we could do this every day?
That would be kind of hard, since we live in different states.
Oh, my gosh.
You two already look like sisters.
[crying]
Wait, what?
Oh. Hey, I have a fun idea. Let's wax our legs.
I hope nobody else is dressed as a lobster.
No way. These costumes are great.
If there's a contest, we're definitely going to win.
I bet the prize will be something awesome
and sixth grader-y, like deodorant.
Ooh!
That was the greatest rescue I have ever seen.
It was no big deal.
You saved my baby.
Thank you so much, Ronnie Anne.
No problemo.
Oh, that's exactly what El Falcón said.
[giggling]
Qué honor, bisabuela.
Qué muchacha tan bonita!
And you speak Spanish!
Good job, Rosa.
You mean good job, Sergio.
Cracker me.
Here. Let's be green. That way we can be on the same team.
Sweet! Now, what are our characters back stories? Ooh!
How about this? Since we're green, we could be radioactive booger people.
You guys want to wrestle? Me and Becky against you two?
Sure. What are the rules?
There are no rules.
Ronita, just in time for breakfast.
Breakfast, huh?
Breakfast is for losers.
Aren't you late for school? And what's with the new look?
What is this? Twenty questions?
Eh, eh, eh, eh. I'm not crazy about that tone, senorita
And I'm not crazy about that shirt.
Just kidding. It looks great.
Uno, dos, tres.
Ah...
[laughing]
[gobbling]
Look, Mom, I'm a zombie.
Ah!
Look, Mom, I'm a zombie too.
Blah!
The next part of your training is all about doing this.
Holding in a fart?
No, smiling. Dancers must convey the joy of baile folclórico at all times.
So keep smiling no matter what.
Your feet might hurt, your arms might be tired.
Somebody might be crunching like an animal in the front row.
No matter what, you must maintain the joy.
Let's practice.
- OK, Carl, you're up! - Woo!
Hey, Ronnie Anne, nice dress.
Did you mean to look like a big old grape?
Maintain the joy.
You are unfazed.
Oh, I borrowed your skateboard. Hope that's cool.
And I also borrowed your phone.
Just gonna post this.
Maintain the joy.
Well, I'll just let you guys get back to it.
I've got to finish reading your diary anyway.
I just got to the part about you and Quan.
Whoa! This is PG-13.
[groaning]
Ay.
Woo, 20 bucks goes fast in an arcade,
Especially when they have a photo booth.
But it's okay because we're not going to borrow any more money.
Nope, we got to be responsible--
Oh my gosh, Parade of the Penguins!
Whoa, there's even a Q and A with the Penguins.
It's about performing in front of people.
- It freaks me out. - Why?
It all started with my first grade play.
Welcome to the Magic Forest.
Ooh, ooh, ohh!
Timber!
[audience laughing]
Look at us, we're winning!
[crying]
Did you hear something?
[yelling]
Carlitos? How did you get here?
Sorry. That was my bad. Oh!
Sid, take the wheel. Carlitos, it's dangerous out here.
Take my hand!
I can't reach him.
Sid, get me closer.
I guess that's what happens when you spend all your time on helmets.
[screaming]
That was for if we won.