[YMS] -So I just saw VENOM and it was BAD!
I mean, this is the second one, it was also bad.
I believe the full title is Venom: There Will be a Carnage.
Or at least that's what the french title is, I don't know why...
Was this better or worse than the first film? Uh, I don't know, probably around the same; maybe a little worse, I have no idea.
I can't really remember much about the first film, at all... and I also can't remember much about this newest one...
It's VERY boring...
Not much happens in the film at all, Tom Hardy and Venom are like mad at each other now, cause... movie... wants them to be.
Then Venom goes to a club and there was a fight scene at the end of the movie...
What else happened?
Oh yeah there was- there was a carnage?
That's about it!
Venom went "I don't want to eat the chicken, I want to eat a person!
Ha ha, Venom's funny! He doesn't- he doesn't want to eat a chicken, he wants to eat a person! 🤣🤪
Nothing happened in this movie!
And it was made all the more worse by just how bland the presentation was:
everything's framed way too close and you can never get a really good feel for the environment,
there was absolutely nothing interesting about the way that it was shot,
Andy circus just kind of farted it out, I guess...
The most interesting thing happening visually, was actually just the theater that I watched it in,
as I was buying tickets I noticed that it was for something called Screen X.
Screen X expands your movie experience with a 270 degree panoramic screen, that immerses you in the action and surrounds you with boundless adventure!
and I thought "fuck it, why not? It's just Venom."
I figured that it surely could not be worse than D-Box.
And after trying it out, I've gotta say, it's really fucking pushing it.
Basically, there was a regular screen up front and then for, I guess, the imax scenes, it just seemed to happen during every time that there was action,
Uh, that then the movie also was playing on the two walls...?
Like, there were two extra projectors that were showing the sides of the movie, just all throughout the entire left and right wall of the theater
and it was very distracting and stupid!
Not to mention, the entire left wall was running at like 10 frames per second, while everything else seemed normal.
And I'm not exaggerating when I say 10 frames per second, something seemed seriously wrong, it was like, on a delay basically.
So the sides of the movie, are just being projected on to, to a wall, where there's like, an exit sign and stairs, it was so stupid!
For the love of god, if you're buying a movie ticket and it says "Screen X" go to a different showing!
This movie was rated pg-13, but honestly based on what I saw, it felt pg.
Like yeah, okay you're gonna make the violence off-screen, but even in the way that they cheated it, it didn't feel like it had any impact:
like it didn't feel like it was actually happening in any way, it was kind of just like,
"Oh that's, I think that that's what they were trying to imply, I think that there's probably supposed to be violence off-screen right now, I think."
There's ways to not show it, but also have it still feel like it's happening.
But this movie didn't do that!
It felt like a pg movie for babies, except at the end they said a "fuck"
and after it happened it took me a minute to be like, "Oh that was supposed to be like a big moment. Like oh yeah, he said 'fuck' finally, or something..."
Guys we did it! Venom said "fuck!"
This is one of those movies, that absolutely zero people would watch,
if this didn't have the Marvel badge or the Venom name.
Like honestly, tell me, if Venom was a completely new character, that did not exist in Spider-Man and this was its own unique original property,
What would this movie be?
What would it be, Honestly?
Like, the character is just so great and it's so well filmed and it's such a it's such a great concept and idea and story like,
No! Fuck that Shit!
Nobody would give a single fuck!
It's so boring and generic!
We got an awful side character, who was super powers, she could reeve.
She screamed and she went "Reeve!" and when she starts the fight scene at the end, she does that
and it doesn't affect Carnage for some reason, even though he's right next to her, I guess it's directional???
Uh yeah, Woody Harrelson becomes Carnage, because he bit Tom Hardy
and he's like "That's not blood! It's... of carnage" and now i'm carnage..."
and so he uh, breaks out of the prison and destroys everything and then breaks into another prison to free the Reeing girl
and Donny Wahlberg who's like a cop or whatever-
It's not Donnie Wahlberg and I don't know why my friends told me it was Donnie Wahlberg!
It's- this is Steven Graham, someone who I'm not super familiar with,
but it's not Donnie W- why would they tell me it's Donnie Wahlberg?!
I don't have time to change it now...
and Donnie Wahlberg, who's like a cop or whatever, he goes up to Tom hardy, he's like,
"How is he doing this? How does he make them see things?"
Like, he doesn't believe that that's happening??
He was just at the facility that was containing the reeing girl and everything was destroyed!
You saw the damage! Okay?
It's treating it as if, the only evidence of Carnage, is just some people being like,
"I saw a monster" but no you you saw that the facility was destroyed, you were just there in the previous scene!
I guess the script just forgot or something...
There are a bunch of people that say that this movie is more self-aware than the first one,
pro- I guess because there's like jokes? Like, "Haha Venom doesn't want to eat a chicken he wants to eat a person!"
But didn't they do the same shit in the first film?!
Like yeah, it took longer for Venom to show up in the story, I guess, but that's about it they were still doing the same shit like "Let me eat him this man is a jerk!"
It's the same quality of writing and self-awareness as the first film, I don't really see the difference...
Uh Carnage is apparently good at hacking...? He can hack computers and he can hack the cars...
I'm just struggling to think of like, actual defined set pieces in this film...
I can at least remember that there was like a motorcycle chase scene, I think in the first film...?
I'm pretty sure? but I feel like I'm going to forget about this film ENTIRELY, within like a week...
Anyway, I'm just rambling now this movie was a waste of time it was bad, it was cringe, none of it was funny, none of the action was good,
it was terribly shot it wasn't interesting anyway whatsoever and the screen was distracting, even though that wasn't the fault of the movie but whatever,
that was the most memorable part of the experience. Two out of ten! Bye-bye...
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Anyway, thank you for watching, I gotta go, I'm busy, bye bye.