>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK WITH WILL FERRELL.
NOW HERE'S THE THING PEOPLE DON'T KNOW.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: IS YOU AND I HAVE WORKED TOGETHER BEFORE.
>> WE HAVE.
>> Stephen: WE WORKED TOGETHER ON--
>> "STRGS WITH CANDY."
>> Stephen: DID A SPECIAL APPEARANCE.
>> YOU GUEST WROTE ON "S.N.L."
FOR TWO WEEKS.
>> Stephen: FOR ONE MONTH IF YOU DON'T MIND.
IT WAS THREE EPISODES OVER A MONTH.
>> I THINK IT FELT LIKE TWO WEEKS BECAUSE OF THE PROLIFIC
AMOUNT OF WORK YOU HAD ON THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: WHEN I WAS GONE YOU SAID, "TOO SOON."
>> I THINK WE WROTE A SKETCH, YOU, AND MARK McKINY AND I
ABOUT THESE ROVING SOLDIERS AND DUELING DURATIONS BACK AND FORTH
GLI WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT.
>> WE WERE SETTING THE TERMS OF A BATTLE.
>> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME.
>> WE WERE SETTING THE TERMS OF A BATTLE BUT THE TERMS WERE SO
COMPLICATED, AND IT WAS THIS BACK-AND-FORTH BUILDING OF--
THAT'S AS MUCHAISE GOT, TOO.
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND I KNOW THIS-- >> AND GUESS WHAT?
IT WENT TO DRESS, AND NO ONE LAUGHED.
( LAUGHTER )
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
>> THEY LOVED THE HISTORY, I THINK.
>> Stephen: YEAH, AND WE DID "BEWITCHED" TOGETHER.
>> WE DID "BEWITCHED."
>> Stephen: AND NOW I JUST REALIZED WE'RE BOTH-- YOU CAN
COME TO THE BIG CBS OFFSITE THIS WEEKEND.
I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS YOU'RE ALSO A MEMBER OF THE CBS FAMILY.
>> I AM.
>> Stephen: YOU-- PEOPLE-- THIS IS SORT OF-- THIS IS A
COMEDIC ROLE THIS WEEKEND IN "DOWNHILL."
IT'S ALSO DRAMATIC AT THE SAME TIME.
YOU DID A VERY DRAMATIC ROLE ON-- WHAT WAS THE SHOW?
>> IT WAS "THE GUARDIAN."
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THAT?
>> IT WAS "THE GUARDIAN."
>> Stephen: MY APOLOGIES, YES.
AND WHEN WAS THIS.
>> CBS.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> I WANT TO SAY MID- TO LATE 90s.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
>> AND MY MANAGER, JIMMY, WAS ALSO A PRODUCER ON AT THE TIME.
AND WE BASICALLY FORCED CBS TO-- TO WRITE A GUEST ROLE FOR ME,
WHICH LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE A SERIES REGULAR, UNCREDIT --
>> Stephen: NO JOKES.
>> NO JOKES.
UNDER THE NAME "PHIL WESTON."
IT'S CREDITED AS PHIL WESTON.
SO THEY COULDN'T -- >> Sephen: YOU'RE A MEMBER OF
THE CREW?
IS IT A LAW FIRM OR SOMETHING?
>> NO, IT'S-- IT'S-- I DON'T THINK IT'S A LAW FIRM.
> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.
>> IT'S A COP SHOW.
>> Stephen: A COP SHOW.
>> AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO COME BE A PART OF THE
PRECINCT, UNTIL THIS FINAL MOMENT.
>> Stephen: AND WE HAVE A CLIP HERE OF THE FINAL MOMENT OF THE
FIRST EPISODE?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S FIRST EPISODE.
IT'S THE ONLY EPISODE I WAS IN, IN "THE GUARDIAN."
>> Stephen: SO THIS IS YOUR DRAMATIC-- THIS IS YOUR DRAMATIC
DEBUT.
>> THIS IS MY DEBUT ON THE CBS FAMILY.
>> Stephen: JIM.
>> YOU KNOW, HOLD THE ELEVATOR.
>> I'LL WAIT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL WAIT, TOO.
>> OUTSTANDING FIRST WEEK, LARRY.
>> THANK YOU, ALVIN.
( SIGHS ).
>> PRETTY EXCITING FIRST WEEK FOR ME.
IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU GUYS DO AROUND HERE, YOU KNOW?
>> YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
>> YOU GOT ANY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND?
>> A PIRATE GAME, MAYBE, JUST CLEAN AROUND THE HOUSE.
>> OH!
I ACTUALLY HAVE A DATE.
I MET HER ON THE INTERNET.
SHE COMES FROM WYOMING, OF ALL PLACES.
( BELL RINGS ).
>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WOW.
>> A SWEET LITTLE FAMILY SHOW.
AND I THINK THAT WAS ON...
TUESDAYS-- TUESDAY MORNINGS AT 11.
11 A.M. SHOW.
>> Stephen: WELL, WILL, I HOPE WE CAN GET YOU BACK TO CBS FOR
SOME MORE WORK LIKE THAT.
>> HEY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET RID OF ME.
I'M PART OF THE FAMILY.
>> Stephen: LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
>> THANKS, BUDDY.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
>> SO MUCH FUN.
>> Stephen: "DOWNHILL" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
WILL FERRELL, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.