( music playing )
There are rules when it comes to movies.
People who fall from buildings
always land on top of cars.
The bad guy is always played by Christoph Waltz,
and if a character gets a new wardrobe in a movie,
that means they must also get a montage
where they try on new outfits
until they find the one that's just right.
Yes, the classic wardrobe makeover movie montage.
It worked in "Clueless," "Pretty Woman,"
"Crazy, Stupid Love,"
and it always makes me happy, so what we decided to do
is spread that happiness in the real world
by sending out Ellie and Jordan
to not only give an unsuspecting stranger a new outfit,
but also give them their very own movie makeover montage
because who doesn't wanna feel like a Pretty Woman?
- I do. - Let's see how it went.
Jordan:
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...who could use a montage.
I'm ready to change their lives.
What's the plan?
I was thinking we just go down there,
make some friends, and make a move.
If I was to just come up to someone randomly,
they would think, "Here's a man
who maybe has a van that I shouldn't go in.
So why don't you find us some montage candidates,
and I'll just hang back
and hope nobody calls the cops.
This is gonna be simple.
- Strangers love being talked to. - They sure do.
All right, El, you can do it.
You can convince a stranger
to let you put clothes on them.
Ellie: Do you still play in the marching band?
- I used to, yes. - I have a proposition for you.
That sounds weird.
Ellie, just ask him to do the montage.
This isn't Tinder.
In movies, right before everything changes
for the main character,
they look bad, and they gotta look good.
Don't make this sound weird.
- Right, right. - And then there's a montage
where their friends take them into the dressing room,
and they're like, "Try this and this and this."
and then they're like, "Nuh-uh."
And then they're like, "Uh-huh."
And then they get the girl.
Just let them know we want to take a video
of them trying on pants and put it on the Internet.
I think I'm good. Thank you, though.
Wow, yeah, okay, fair enough.
See you later. Bye. Miss you already.
You look just like a friend of mine from kindergarten.
I was wondering if you'd want to do a montage.
Good, get right into it. You don't need an opener.
No, I'm-- I'm good.
Where do you gotta be?
That's a strong-- that's a strong look.
Maybe stop calling him a strong man.
He might get the wrong idea?
I want to give you a montage.
And, wait, before you say anything,
just let me explain.
This guy's a classic. I would call him the stepdad type,
classic stepdad.
I'm kind of curious.
Let's do it. Jordan!
This is my friend Jordan.
Well, it's kind of-- I'll say it's intriguing.
You know, I'm up for-- I'll give it a shot.
Do you usually have that many buttons undone?
Well, no, it's hot,
'cause I'm not Italian, as you can tell.
Do you have an occasion that you're shopping for?
Do you have a night out?
Do you have a lady love?
Actually, there is somebody, yes.
There is. It's very recent.
What do you think she's looking for?
Well, she's kind of the good side of millennial.
- Well... - You know, she's, like, 30, getting on.
Maybe not quite.
You have a younger lady you'd like to impress.
- So we... young. - So maybe we need something that's now.
- You don't want to lose total touch. - Ellie: Yes.
- Here's what I wanna see. - Yeah?
I'm gonna challenge you. Can you have fewer buttons buttoned?
- Yes. - I automatically noticed you when I came into the store.
This man is not letting society tell him
how many buttons to have buttoned.
Well, actually, you are right there.
It's montage time.
Let's put you in here.
( rock playing )
♪ I don't care ♪
♪ How old a guy I am ♪
♪ I wanna date a younger woman ♪
♪ It's clear ♪
♪ That age is meaningless ♪
♪ I wanna date a younger woman ♪
♪ She'll get all the latest references ♪
♪ I'm telling you that's what the preference is ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ When we go out to eat together ♪
♪ Everyone will think that I'm her father ♪
♪ I wanna look ♪
♪ So great but not that great ♪
♪ 'Cause the bar is super low ♪
♪ For men in our society ♪
- Wow. - Yes.
This gets me married with too many kids.
Yes, I mean, the velvet.
It updates the suit thing.
And I know what I'm talking about.
- We did it. - We found him an outfit.
- We did a montage. - We did a whole montage.
Now a whole montage. There's one part left.
( music playing )
Man:
Ellie: It's gonna freeze.
Man:
I gotta be in Chatsworth by 4:00.
What is that guy's name?
- Chris. - Chris?
- Mm. - Can he just hang out with us?
I don't know if you want that.
Yeah.
I thought he was pretty great.
You didn't get him a belt, though.
- That's true. - Belts are out.
Belts are out. Oh, okay.
The kids these days,
they love their pants falling down randomly.
Hip millennials.
You guys did great.
You guys are now, like, montage buddies.
- Yeah. - Montage entourage.
I think no one bonded more than we did.
That's true.
And now I'm bonded with the viewers
because they saw the freeze frame of my weird, white stomach,
so great!
Well, I didn't get off the ground.
I saw you. You jumped.
- It was just a timing situation. - Great work, guys.
We'll send you out to do another montage. And thank you.
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