(hip hop music)
♪ Big house on the hills ♪
♪ Leather seats on my throne ♪
♪ Yeah we started from the bottom but my team we on ♪
- These things right here are really cool too.
- You like them? I was gonna replace them.
- No, I like them.
I like it when you first walk in the foyer too
- [Lauren] Did you know- - that they have these-
the ones in the foyer were hanging in the MoMA?
- The wha? - The MoMa.
- What is the MoMa?
- Are you serious?
- There is a learning curve when moving into a new home
and right now I'm pretty much on the bottom of the curve.
Listen, I have no idea how to work anything in this house
but I'm very grateful for us to have our first home.
That's why I'm so excited to really bring the roomies here.
♪ Baby can you gaslight gaslight ♪
♪ Baby when you move it like that like that ♪
- Make sure to close the door.
- [Together] Hi!
- You smell good. What is that?
- Thank you, it's Burberry.
What's up man?
How's everything guys?
- Good, oh my god, I love this.
- Welcome, have a seat.
- So me and Chris today are going to meet
the DJ for our wedding.
The craziest and most hardest part of wedding planning
is it just keeps going.
So I just- - [Michael] What's going on?
- Wanted to come and just like figure out
what direction we're going in-
- Okay.
- As far as like music, um, what we're doing that day.
- So as far as DJ packages go,
you both tell me what you like.
- I like st-
- So what's um- - I like strippers.
- You like strippers, okay,
you probably can't have strippers
- Christopher! - At your wedding.
- Oh.
- That's probably not gonna work.
- And you're not having them at your bachelor party either
'cause I'll slap the shit out of you.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- Bro, I can't believe Mike got this house, though.
- Yo, Mike's house looks massive, bro.
- He went from the big house to buying a big house.
- (laughs) Buying a big house!
(upbeat hip hop music)
- Oh my god, is he Bill Gates?
- Ooooooooh!
- [Ronnie] What, is this a fucking ski lodge?
- [Vinny] (laughs) Is that the house?
- Glad I brought my ski jacket (laughs) holy shit!
- Mike's house looks exactly
like a ski lodge like The Shining.
I pull up and I'm like "Here's Ronnie!" (giggles)
(Jenni knocking)
- This is the biggest door I've ever seen.
Hello?
- [Together] Hello?
- [Nicole] Holy shit!
- [Deena] Hello!
- [Nicole] Is this house real?
- Hello?
- [Vinny & Ronnie] Hello.
- [Mike] We have another, we have another visitor.
(group talking)
- Okay, everybody's here, honey.
You wanna lead the tour?
- [Mike] We're gonna go this way which is, uh,
the office wing.
This is a kid's room.
This is the office.
This is the observatory, you see the city from here.
- [Lauren] Yeah. - [Vinny] Really?
I mean, I don't even think Mike knows what an observatory is
and now he owns an observatory.
- [Lauren] This is the living room.
- [Nicole] Oh my god.
- You just turned it off, honey.
- [Mike] I don't know how to operate anything.
- Honey, you're turning it off.
- Okay.
- It's already all on.
- Honey, how do I do the, how do I do the lights honey?
I don't know, I don't know how to operate anything.
Every day that I press a button,
I have no idea what that button's gonna do.
- Show him how all the drapes go.
Go push the button.
- I don't even know how the drapes go, honey.
- Mike, it's over there on the wall.
- Oh, those are drapes, that's how they go.
Okay, hold on, let me see.
It really feels awesome to finally
properly host to my squad.
Unfortunately, I need to let them know
that we had sort of a complication with starting our family.
I wanted to tell you that, me and Laurens,
we had a little situation.
- I-
- We got pregnant-
- We got pregnant the night he got home.
And then it was six and a half, seven weeks
and I miscarried.
(dramatic music)
- [Vinny & Ronnie] Sorry to hear that.
- It was a very difficult time the day that it happened,
the day that my wife miscarried, um.
One of my biggest fears was coming true.
- I went to the doctor 24 hours before it happened
'cause I had a bad feeling and he's like,
"No, you're great, you're healthy, go home."
- You know, uh, it's something I've never dealt with before.
- I think it's very...very awesome
that you opened up about it, you know.
- Yeah, thank you.
- [Nicole] I'm proud of you guys.
- I give Lauren a lot of credit coming out
and, you know, opening up about it I think will help
but, you know, it's just it's so sad,
like it breaks my heart for them.
- It was not easy for us to take as a young couple.
But we picked ourselves up and I'm so proud of this woman
next to me right here for being so strong.
- [Ronnie] It has to be hard on Lauren
and it's hard on both sides, you know,
especially when you do want a family
and you do want to start your life together
and, you know, you get that little bit of taste of hope
and then it's taken from you, you know,
it's probably it's got to be a shit feeling.
- [Lauren] Like, for me, like for everybody it's different
but holding it in and like not telling anybody
was so toxic for me but then I think
it's because we're so transparent with good and bad
- Mhm. - With what we've gone through
- Like everything - Yeah
- With court and everything like with his addiction
even when he was at his lowest point
like I had to deal with that publicly.
- It wasn't the right time for myself and my wife
but I'm sure in the next couple months
and the next year, it will be the right time
to continue to make our family and have little Situations.
But we really appreciate the support from you guys.
- Of course.
- And, um, we're just gonna try again.
- That's the main thing, you know, we tried last week
and tonight we have another appointment to try, try again.
(laughs)
- Are we staying for that?
- You know- (laughs)
- She's gonna put my favorite glasses on tonight
and we're gonna rock.
- Glasses?
- I have the little roleplay glasses.
- [Jenni & Nicole] Yeah oooooh!
- [Mike] You know what I'm saying?
- They're actually my real glasses.
(laughs)
- Let's go to Seaside, boys.
How do I close this trunk?
(door bangs)
Oh damn!
Who needs friends when I have enemies like this?
Is that the phrase?
I think I messed my hair up.
(swoop out)
♪ Can't talk to me if your money ain't long ♪
♪ I'm a six figure shorty ♪
- So I just wanted to come and like figure out
what direction we're going in - [Michael] Okay.
- As far as like music, um, what we're doing that day.
- We're pretty much, the first step is to really
build your own wedding package
to see what's good for you guys.
- I thought it was just gonna be easy breezy.
Literally planning a wedding, you know,
you're gonna have a wedding planner,
they're gonna just do everything for you
and you just gonna sit back like this
and be like, "Where's my piña colada?"
Like...
fuck, it's a lot of work.
- Oh wow, do we have that too? The flames?
- The sparklers? - Yeah.
- You want sparklers? - I really do want them.
- Then you can have sparklers.
- Right there, they're starting the robot.
- Oh, oh yeah, that too. Do you have that?
- We have a robot. It's about eight feet tall.
- Who's in the robot?
Is there a real person in there or is it like mechanical?
- It's a real person, Chris.
- Really? I don't know. - [Angelina] Christopher!
- Oh my god, who am I marrying?
(laughs)
- [Michael] You chose him.
- Oh god, this actually chose me by the way,
just saying, have to throw it out there.
- [Chris] So funny.
- Fifteen years later.
- [Mike] I had a good idea about going to the Seaside house
to sort of, um, have a send-off dinner for Angelina
before her wedding and make her feel special
like she is part of the family like she really is
but do it right at the Seaside house.
- Yes!
- [Nicole] Angeliners!
- [Mike] The squad has been together for almost a decade
and Angeliners has missed out on a lot of moments
at the Shore house so, I'm thinking to myself,
let's get the squad back to Seaside one last night.
We give Angeliners a proper send-off.
- Now that she's back like it feels like
she was there the whole time but she really wasn't.
She missed like a lot of shit.
- I think we should all separately think
of sentimental gifts for Angeliners of something
that she may have missed over the past ten years.
- That's a good idea.
- Yeah, that's an awesome idea.
- Angeliners was my arch nemesis.
Fuck, you're a fucking hater.
- I'm all fucking natural, baby, and I'm hot.
- Lose fucking five or ten pounds and we can talk, okay?
- Oh my god, Angelina, you are fucking drunk.
Get in your fucking bed!
You are the dirtiest girl I've ever met.
- Get out of my face.
- Yo, shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster.
Now, I'm trying to do something nice for her.
So many crazy things have happened over the last ten years.
It's insane.
I wouldn't change a thing though.
(contemplative music)
Even though a lot of crazy things happened,
we wouldn't be-
- I'd change a few.
(laughs)
- For you to say that-
- No!
- You might want to change a couple things.
(laughs)
- Ron's like, I would change everything.
(laughs)
- On the contrary, on the contrary
- Start completely over, yeah
One regret? Not one? Not one?
- How do you put ten years into a gift?
- [Mike] I don't know.
- She missed a lot of stuff, you got to be creative with it.
- [Mike] You know, who's really creative?
I think we should call DJ Pauly D up
and see if he has any ideas.
- Where is he? Asking for a friend. (laughs)
(laughs)
- She's sweating, she's sweating.
- [Nicole] Yeah, she is.
Does she have armpit sweat? - I'm sweating.
- She has armpit sweat!
- She's playing with her hair, she's playing with her hair.
- You guys going to slow dance at the wedding?
Can you guys slow dance?
- Who the fuck slow dances?
- At a wedding? Everyone.
(laughs)
- You and P-Woww, or P-Woww, that's you.
- Team P-Woww.
- [Nicole] P-Woww!
- I hate all of you.
- She's so nervous.
- All right guys.
- [Vinny] All right, call Pauly. Jenni!
- Jenni! Jenni! - What?
- [Vinny] Fix your hair, fix your hair.
- Your boyfriend.
- Will you just leave me alone?
- Pauly, look it's Jenni!
- Pauly! - What up, bro?
- [Pauly] You guys sound lit over there!
- P-Woww!
- It's lit as fuck! Man, we miss you! Where you at?
- Yeah, I miss you too! I wish I could see the house.
- Pauly!
- [Pauly] Yo.
- So the reason why we're calling you
is obviously you're very missed here
but we need your help in trying to brainstorm
about gifts for Angeliners.
- Okay, okay.
Imma say get her some luggage.
- Oh damn, some luggage.
- That's a good idea.
- All right. - No more garbage bags.
- That's a good, that's a good idea right there.
- Luggage is good because you could
put stuff in the luggage.
- It's always something with Angelina and her luggage
so this is perfect (laughs)
(mumbles) I wanna be there!
- All right, dope brother, can't wait to see you man.
- See you in a couple days.
- [Ronnie] See you in a couple days.
- See you, Paul.
- [Jenni] I have not seen Pauly
since Angelina's bachelorette.
This makes me nervous.
It's like high school.
I'm just, I'm turning red.
- All right guys.
- [Nicole] I'm excited.
Why don't the girls go down together.
- All right. - All right.
- We can drive in my van.
- [Deena] All right, so you guys bring the food,
we'll bring Angeliners. - Cool.
- [Vinny] Sounds good. This'll be great.
- All right.
- All right, let's go. - [Mike] Let's go.
- Thanks for showing us your house.
- Mike, I want to stay.
(laughs) - [Jenni] Same.
♪ You ain't got a problem with me ♪
♪ I can tell you want my company ♪
♪ Girl you know you're ♪
(swoop out)
♪ Watch the money fold, watch the money fold ♪
♪ Watch the money fold like it's origami ♪
♪ Money fold, watch the money fold ♪
♪ Watch the money fold like it's origami ♪
♪ Money fold, watch the money fold ♪
♪ Watch the money fold, 10-4 ♪
♪ 10-4, watch the money fold, watch the money fold ♪
(car honking)
- Me and Ronnie are picking up Mike
so we can all head down to Seaside,
get dinner ready and then
have the girls meet us there later.
(car honking)
- [Ronnie] With a house so big, he'd probably get lost.
- I don't know if he can hear the horn.
Second time pulling up to Mike's house,
I'm like, "Damn, did this house get bigger?
Did he build an extension on it?"
Like, it gets bigger every time you like at it.
Can't hear the horn from the back of the house.
- Can't hear the horn from the kitchen.
- Can't hear the horn from the observatory.
(laughs)
- Probably takes him an hour to get down.
- Oh my gosh, oh Mosey. I got to go, Mosey.
- You think he saw us coming from the observatory?
- He saw me coming from Staten Island.
(laughs)
Crossing the Outerbridge.
- [Mike] I got to go, buddy.
- Beep.
(car honking)
- Oh my goodness.
Going back to the Jersey Shore, Mosey.
(car honking)
- Sit, paw, good man. I'm out.
- Oh, he's here.
- Come bearing foods.
- It's happening boys, it's happening.
Oh damns, all right.
How do I close this trunk?
- I got it. I got it.
(door bangs)
- [Mike] Oh damn.
(laughs)
- Yo.
- Yo, I got it.
(swear bleep)
- Why y'all treating me like that, son?
- Was that your head?
- BDS's head.
How do I close this trunk?
(trunk bangs)
What the fuck is this?
- Was that your head?
- I'm thinking to myself who needs friends
when I have enemies like this?
Is that the phrase?
I think I messed my hair up. Damn, son.
(laughs)
Dang, trying to take me out before the next wedding.
Did I say it correctly?
Let's go to Seaside, boys.
(laughs)
- [Vinny] Straight to Jersey!
Something is about to happen.
First of all, we're all going to the Shore house.
Angelina's wedding is coming up.
(upbeat music)
- [Jenni] Hi.
- Hi, happy wedding party.
- I'm so sorry.
- No, you're fine.
- So, who would've known 8 years ago
we were all going to be together like this?
Especially all the crazy times we've had.
- [Vinny] Look, I want to say that
there's going to be no drama.
- I'm, like, nervous.
- We're late.
- It's happening. - It's happening, bitch.
- [Minsiter] I now declare you both husband and wife.
(crowd cheers)
- [Vinny] But it's us you're talking about here.
- I would like to call up Nicole, Deena, and Jenni.
- Oh my god.
(crowd boos)
- That was so fucked up.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Take your camera crew out of my fucking face.
Get out of my face, please.
Please just turn around and just go.
- She's happy her entire fucking crowd booed us.
- That's fucking gross.
- I will never film with her again.
- [Man] That was rough.
- I'm so fucking mortified.
(swoop out)