I like this.
How sweet is that?
It's good to be Ellen.
What can I say?
Welcome to The Ellen Show.
If you're wondering why Garth Brooks is the host?
Trust me, so am I. We're going to have a great time tonight.
If you know Ellen, actually, when you think about it,
we got a lot in common.
We're both entertainers.
Both from the South, we're both married to two
gorgeous blondes.
Amen.
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It's going to be Ellen.
It is.
I always want to see what it's like to be Ellen.
Just for a day.
You know like, first thing if you watch all the time,
you always see how she tosses the mint.
I brought the mint, all right?
I got to do it.
I just got to do it.
It's tradition right, all right here we go.
Damn, that's-- she makes it look so easy.
Yeah.
That was tough.
Of course, most people know me as a country music singer, not
a host.
But when it comes to country music, I think a lot of people
are thinking only sing about pickup trucks, ex-girlfriends,
whiskey, I'm just here to tell you right now, it's not true.
We also sing about beer.
People.
Songs about beer have been very, very good to me.
What I love about country music is the songs always
tell a story, though.
That's the thing.
And everybody has a story.
So I thought would be cool is that we would find someone
the audience, and kind of turn their life into a country song.
So OK, so I'm going to ask, anybody here
have a story of their life that they want to tell anybody?
You want to do this?
You want to do this, you will?
Oh yeah, I have to ask about this.
OK, what is your name honey?
My name is Brooke.
Hi, miss Brooke, how are you?
And who is this?
This is my mom, Lisa.
Hi, miss Lisa.
How are you doing?
Beautiful baby, Ms. Lisa.
So you're in a wheelchair with is that two boots?
Yeah.
Oh, I got to hear this.
So my mom fell.
She broke her left foot, then two days later she
fell again, and broke a toe on her right foot.
And now, so now she's in a wheelchair.
And she's been really bored at home.
So she was begging me to take her to TJ Maxx.
OK.
I was like, how am I going to take you to TJ Maxx
and push you in a wheelchair, and push
my 8-month-old daughter in a stroller at the same time?
And she's, like I'll be fine.
Just put her on my lap, it'll be great.
I was like, all right.
We could do this.
So you know, we get all of our stuff, pick a bunch of stuff
out.
We're halfway through the store, and my daughter
has the biggest accident she's ever had.
And I went all over my mom.
And we had to hide our stuff, and we had to get out of there
and clean her up in the back of my car, back in my new car.
Yeah, it was fun.
I was like, thanks mom.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's-- I'm--
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I'm sitting here wondering why that
isn't a country song already.
Why somebody hasn't already Are written about that.
OK, so cool.
That makes it a little tough.
There's some low hanging fruit that we could really
stoop to do here, right?
(SINGING) Something like blame it all on the poop.
I showed up in boots.
A little too obvious.
Country music-- songwriting is serious, people.
Songwriting, let's go.
There's D. Nice D right there.
That's happy.
This song's not happy.
This song you want to go to D minor.
There you go.
Oh, yeah.
Let it roll a bit.
And the melody has to be one that only fits this song right.
(SINGING) Your momma broke her foot.
Then she broke her toe.
But off to TJ Maxx is where she said she had to go.
Wasn't the best idea, Brooke you must confess.
Cause your baby had a leaky diaper and now you got a mess.
[CHEERING]
You took a chance.
And you ruined your mama's pants.
That's it.
Your mama's pants, of course.
People, that's an instant number one.
If you know country--
well, sorry.
That might be a number two, in this case.
Thank you for doing.
Very good.
That's more than enough singing it for now.
I hope I've helped.
Anyway, OK.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos,
like videos of me getting scared, or saying
embarrassing things.
Like ball peen hammer.
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities.
If you're into that sort of thing.
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[BLEEP]
God--
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