[humming]
[gasping]
Hi, Squidward, wanna play?
No and leave me alone.
Okay Squidward, see ya later.
[ringing] Hello.
How about a game of Hangman?
How about a game of Hang Up!
[sighing]
I guess this brings an end to my luxuriating.
How about Duck, Duck, Hermit Crab? Hopscotch?
Squidward Says? Steal the Bacon? Sleeping Sea Lions?
Sharks & Minnows? Sink the Submarine?
Kings & Queens? Mahjong?
Whoa, I've never played this game before.
What's it called?
It's called, "I will never play with you... ever!"
Hmm. Something tells me
that Squidward doesn't wanna play today.
That's it! If I can't play with the real Squidward...
I'll just make one of my own!
SpongeBob! Will you make that racket stop?!
SpongeBob, you open this door right this--
[groaning]
Hello, Squidward.
[screaming]
[whimpering]
Squidward! It's me, Mini Squidward!
What are you doing, SpongeBob?
Hello, Squidward.
What manner of annoying scheme is this?
Just say hello to him, Squidward.
You know how sensitive he is.
Hi.
Wondrous weather we're having, eh, Squidward, old pal?
SpongeBob, what is the meaning of this?
SpongeBob made a replacement you-me.
So when you-you don't wanna play,
SpongeBob can play with me-you.
So, you'll be filling in for me
when SpongeBob wants to play one of his stupid games?
- Yeah. - Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
[laughing]
Order up, Mini Squid!
Okay, SpongeBob. Always happy to help.
[laughing]
Here ya go, pal! Go get em', tiger!
Okay, now, who had the Krabby Patty,
and who had the Krabby... Patty?
[laughing]
What the...? That's my joke!
Wow, honey, this new Mini Squidward
is such a card!
And a great waiter, dear.
Oh, you're right.
So much better than that old, lousy, larger-scale Squidward.
Huh? [mumbling]
Hey, everybody! I'm Squidward and I love to dance.
I, for one, love to watch people dance
while I eat. Who's with me?
Who wants Mini Squidward to dance for our amusement?
[cheering]
Well, gosh, okay.
[classical music playing]
What's the big deal? Those are all my moves!
[classical music playing]
Tada!
[gasping] Talk about no talent!
[music playing]
[cheering]
[music playing]
[cheering]
He stole my job, he stole my standing ovation!
Stop stealing my life!
[screaming]
[panting]
Stop, stop! Don't gnaw on the head
of my new client, please!
You don't know what you're doing!
Are you mad?! Have mercy!
Wait a minute. I've seen you before.
You're that music agent
that represents my favorite clarinet player.
Salutations! I'm Milo J. Finkerfish:
talent manager for Curly Bubbles Records.
You mean you're here to sign me for a record deal?
The answer to that question is a big N-O.
This little fella on the other hand
is woo-hoo woo-hoo good!
We're offering him a million dollar contract
and a sequin suit.
[gasping] A sequin suit?!
That's what you're supposed to offer me!
[laughing] Yeah, right, kid!
Well, ol' Mini Squidward, I guess this is it.
Alright, kid, let's go become a sensation.
And I'll see you at the Clammy Awards.
Oh no, I guess I won't.
At least I won't have to see that Mini Squid ever again!
Yeah, I have something even better! Another me!
[laughing]