So there's a gift this year that everyone is trying to get,
but it is impossible to find.
It's sold out everywhere.
Luckily, I found one.
But only one.
So that means all of you are going
to share one of this thing that everybody wants.
So bring it out.
The gift, here comes the gift.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SINGING] Everybody dance now!
[APPLAUSE, MUSIC]
You make me very feliz.
[APPLAUSE]
All right, so I thought that would make you feliz.
[CHEERING
The last time we saw each other, you
were hosting for Jimmy Kimmel, because Jimmy Kimmel
had to be out that week.
Yes.
And that was the only night you were doing it.
And I was on the show.
And I thought you did a tremendous job.
I knew you were--
[APPLAUSE]
charming,
Thank you, and I, look, I--
Host-like.
Host-like?
It wasn't quite a host, but like.
Thank you so much for doing that.
My pleasure.
Like there's nothing more comforting than knowing
that someone is going to take care of you up
there, when you have no idea what's like actually going on.
You were so nervous.
I was so nervous.
Did you calm down after like?
Nah.
Not at all.
Nope.
No.
I don't even remember very much of it.
It was kind of like doing SNL.
And everyone's like, so how was that?
And I'm like, what happened?
Did you watch it again?
Did you watch it back?
I did watch it.
Yeah, it was funny.
It edited together OK.
You were great.
Yeah.
There was a point where I literally
didn't know what to do.
And she just points at up and she's like, read the screen.
Yeah.
And I was like, wait, which screen?
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
I almost read it, because we were trying to go to break.
And we were supposed to go to break.
And you weren't going to break.
And the stage manager was trying to get your attention.
[LAUGHTER]
Everybody's like, please, just go.
Somebody do something.
No, you were great.
So you would never want to do that?
You know, not for a job, no.
But I think people don't understand how hard this is.
I mean, I think people just think you come up here and have
a conversation.
There's so much prep that goes into an entire show.
And these guys do it so many days a week.
I just, I will do anything that I can forever for doing that.
Oh, well.
[APPLAUSE]
Good to know.
I mean, almost everything.
Woah, not like anything.
OK, well, you said that just a minute.
No, nobody's in there anymore.
[LAUGHTER]
It's so hot.
I'd never realized a heap that came out of that when I opened
it up when he was in there.
Have we scared you?
No, not yet.
Oh, well, then we will.
You ever seen those YouTube where you get scared,
and that person just gets hit.
You would punch somebody?
I'm so scared that that would be me.
You would punch somebody?
No, I don't want to punch anybody.
No, I know.
But that would be your reaction?
I'd probably end up swinging, hitting myself or something.
Well, we're going to have to find out.
Not right now.
You better let me know.
Yeah.
No, we-- But that would be actually funny
if you punched yourself.
Yeah.
So I went to go see, also, I was in Vegas.
I went to go see the Magic Mike, which is fantastic.
If you're in Vegas.
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
It's so good.
It's yep.
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
I'm not kidding.
You should just like, I swear to God,
never go anywhere without a money gun.
Yeah.
You should always.
It is much fun with a money gun.
People just, just right in the face.
Well, I don't.
I've never worked a money gun before.
You're a natural.
[LAUGHTER]
Thank you.
John Lithgow said that you are one
of the best actors of our time.
And I agree with him.
You pick these amazing projects.
And you have come from actually being a dancer to producing
this show in Vegas.
And hopefully, it goes other places, because you should.
It should be a whole thing around the world.
But you're also an amazing actor.
So there's a new movie coming out.
Yes, Andy, clap for him.
Thank you, Andy.
Thank you.
[APPLAUSE]
That's a Christmas present right there, Andy, right there.
Oh.
You got it.
Andy sometimes is watching the show as a fan.
[LAUGHTER]
He's like, it's going to be awkward.
I'm going to clap.
Yeah.
Everyone's like.
Awkward is his middle name.
All right, what is the new movie that is?
Smallfoot.
Has nothing to do with Magic Mike.
All those men have very large feet.
And this is a--
sorry.
You know what it means.
Yes.
Large shoes.
That's it.
Yes.
Yes, it's an animated children family movie.
And it's sort of a myth flipping story about a Yeti.
It takes like the myth of the abominable snowman.
And you live.
The story starts in like a community of yetis.
And they are talking about this mythic creature, a small foot.
All right, here's the trailer.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
There are marvels of nature just waiting to be discovered,
marvels like the creature I had only heard existed in legend.
[GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
It had wild eyes, and a hideous face,
and feet that were amazingly, freakishly small!
Ooh!
It's a terrifying creature with perfect white teeth
and breath that just smells all minty fresh.
The only hair that it has on its entire body
is on the top of its head.
[GASPS]
Stop it, Migo.
You're scaring them.
Hey, don't be scared.
Look, it's just a story.
Everyone knows that the small foot isn't real.
Or is it?
[SCREAMING]
Oh, that's nice.
Real nice.
Way to scar them for life.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Fantastic!
Looks great.
It's called Smallfoot.
Smallfoot.
It'll be in theaters next September, so don't forget it.
Yeah, always hear my voice.
Smallfoot.