hi it's Divya G. What does the G stand for? The G stands for good reads because
today we're gonna be reading some good jokes... unlike mine. So, to be my friend on
Goodreads you have to send me a joke (other than my failed dreams) and because
sharing is caring unless it's an STD and the NSA are having a field day and
nothing is private in this world anymore so there's really no point in keeping
anything to secret. Today I wanted to share with you some of the best
submissions that I've received. So the question that I asked was "tell me a joke"
and Madeleine Hanson says 'my life'. 'Why are you asking about yourself though'. Oh
I came here to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now do I look
like potato wedges? Am I out here getting that Sunday roast? Actually don't answer
that question. 'My face that's why I don't show it in my profile picture'
Girl... James Blunt - You're Beautiful
'Jake Paul's career' whooooooooo boy does someone have a mop there has been a
tea spillage over here mmmmmmmmmmmm sip sip sip
'my life'. 'can't think of one sorry but I like pineapple' what... x and y where is the
correlation. 'I looove your channel now if that's a joke or not... you decide' I think
issa joke. 'I am terrible at jokes' *whispering* but Sandra you didn't even try though you didn't
even try.
My life.
'You once told this as a joke in your youtube videos: what's
red and bad for your teeth?' *cackling* A brick *more cackling*
cause it's true
*wheezing*
I think I'm the only person who finds that joke that funny *sharp inhale of breath*
It's honestly.... it's a good joke yeah
*more cackling*
Oh my god.. oh dear. dear. dear.
You know what? Forget it yeah. If I'm not going to laugh at my own jokes - who will? 'You are so funny'
funny looking? 'whenever i undress in the bathroom my shower gets turned on'
mine doesn't Sarah said most young adult novels
oh girl Sarah no you better sleep with one eye open tonight cuz they are coming
for you you better say goodbye to all your loved ones all your family and
friends you better stop saying your prayers you better pack up and move
change identities, move to mexic-
Gabi said "your life.. but I only say that"
because mine is too. Katy: They ask you how are you and you have to say that you're fine and you're not really fine
you just can't get into it because they would never understand. 'my life...
haha'. 'how does a train eat?it goes choo choo' or does it actually go -
Knock knock
who's there? lettuce. lettuce who? lettuce in *cackling*
Our president. that's- that's- that's not even funny though
Eliza says the selection series... sorry no sorry. GUUURRRLL. 'What's green and
hangs from a tree a raw monkey... what's what's green and hangs from a tree a.. a raw..
monkey- a raw- a raw monkey green.. and hangs? a- a- a- raw- Carolina says Twilight what
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? a condescending con descending *cackling*
Sarah says....men. Amen Sarah though a amen. Stacey sent me a link.
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